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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆

@whyaduck.bsky.social
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He/Him. Part-time Mike Ditka impersonator. Adult language ahoy (a mix of profanity and analyses of Gore Vidal’s 70’s work). PFP: me with a birb on my head Banner: #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why Dunkin have the plush goatse?
A plush spider.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drop some CUTLERY 🥄🖤🔪
Ivor Cutler
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TIL about the Spotted Wobbegong
A spotted wobbegong
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Public Notice: the mornings are getting cooler so I will be sporting my cool wool cap I bought in Edinburgh.
A cool cap.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bubonic plaque
THE 'BLACK DEATH' ENTERED ENGLAND IN 1348
THROUGH THIS PORT.
IT KILLED 30-50% OF THE COUNTRY'S TOTAL POPULATION
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently Peyronie’s is just Dupuytren’s Contracture of the junk. The things you learn at the doctor’s office.
hand stuff
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Join Us. Make the world coffee.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy”
Governor William J. LePetomain
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolute unit of an egg.
Oeuf
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They are the coolest.
Marine iguana
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But they have a really funky adaptation. They shrink. Their bodies and organs shrink by up to 20%. They reabsorb some bone. Not all make it but enough do. And they look badass doing it.
Marine iguanas about to kiss/fight/lambada
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As this horrific El Niño continues to grow I think a lot about the Galapagos marine iguanas. They eat only one specific algae and warming waters kill off a lot of it. The iguanas will eat other algae out of desperation but can’t digest it, so they die of starvation with full stomachs.
A Galapagos marine iguana with a lava lizard on its head.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re no Sanford-Townsend Band.
Sanford-Townsend
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you know a serving size of GoGurt is THREE TUBES?
GoGurt nutrition data
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cheers from Pasadena.
A caipirinha
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To celebrate today I will be wearing a ruby red ascot.
Ruby red ascot
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You rang?
Loon
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
148 questions to tell me where I was born.
Map. Ah-ahhhhhh. dialect of the universe!
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Before a week of “fun” with family a boy needs his lunch. The sandwich passes the Dr. Nick test.
Burnt end Sammy with M&C
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like this beta feature
72/72 posts
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada has the chance to do something really funny now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_...
Stupid Lake in Canada
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me to 2026:
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This may shock you
Always Jerry.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which is funny because the first two bullets in the AI (sic) Google summery sound a lot like this guy.
Core Characteristics
• Scientific Optimism: A deep belief that logical and technical solutions can solve all human problems.
• Control of Nature: The view that nature and human nature are raw materials to be reshaped for maximum efficiency.
• State Planning: A preference for large-scale, centralized infrastructure and social engineering projects.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly yesterday and Jaye P Morgan the day before. What a week.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone is telling me it’s bedtime.
A dog
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For the first year or twelve we may need this just for the sheer volume.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are you sure?
GIS results for Coy Denver Parton
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don’t be ridiculous!
Dolly Parton’s sibling. Coy looks familiar.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyone in WW1 has one. Check out Franz Ferdinand.
Franz Ferdinand and his mustache
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Especially the guy named Noid who took hostages.
~ Chamblee hostage incident i
On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid (1966-1995), a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was
targeted at him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.'"]
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This tracks.
Mr. Fuzzy Fart Jr. with 420 followers.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m amazed that’s it.
Made over 30 replies yesterday
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Presented without comment.
Two skeets. 

Reposted by Brendel
Quorators @quorators.bsk... • Mar 8, 2025
Question
Who would win, 1944 Nazi Germany (World War II) or Master Chief & 20
Spartan-Il's (Halo Video Games)? - Master Chief & 20 Spartan-Il's fights off Adolf Hitler and the Wehrmacht Pre-Ardennes Offensive.

•..
Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky... • 1m
What is this shit?
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The only acceptable glad spot tattoo.
A lawnmower tattoo on a bald head
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s even funnier if you look at it from a different angle.
Rotation matrix.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Motherfluffer
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> (@whyaduck.bsky.social) combines absurd comedy, gaming/pop culture humor, and deadpan observations. His profile bio describes him as a "Part-time Mike Ditka impersonator.
NSFW. Not Safe For Walruses." ®
Here are a few options capturing his specific
Bluesky voice:
Option 1: The "Corporate Cryptid"
Post
putting "Part-time Mike Ditka impersonator" on my resume so the hiring manager has to look me in the eyes and ask me what that means. anyway, remember to make us whole again.Option 2: The Animal Warning
absolute chaos at the local zoo today. PFP is currently two Galapagos tortoises "wrestling" but the vibes are highly unstable. entirely Not Safe For Walruses over here.
Option 3: Short & Surreal
Body of email: Make us whole again.
(Sent from my couch while thinking about the RE Engine).
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Listening to Donna Summer’s Hot Stuff (as you do) and wondering who played the guitar solo led me to this unexpected lore.
Jeffrey Allen "Skunk" Baxter (born
December 13, 1948) is an American guitarist, known for his stints in the rock bands Steely Dan and The Doobie Brothers during the 1970s and Spirit in the 1980s. More recently, he has worked as a defense consultant and advised
U.S. members of Congress on missile defense.
12] He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of The Doobie Brothers in 2020. 3]
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Automats were cool in theory until you realized there was just some guy back there filling the slots.
An automat
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Font choice and kerning are important. Barney Miller had a producer named
Barney Miller credits.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Marya on Hogan’s Heroes
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You monster 😂
Texas Governor Greg Abbott uses a wheelchair because a large oak tree snapped and fell on his back while he was jogging in July 1984. The accident crushed several vertebrae and left him paralyzed from the waist down at age 26.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See a ranger, post a ranger
Ranger Marcus Cole from Babylon 5
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mods are in training, post beaver.
Beave
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Macca lied to me.
A butter pie is a traditional English savoury pie consisting mainly of onions and potatoes. It is also sometimes served on a savoury barm cake. The pie is stocked by chip shops, sandwich shops, local corner shops and some supermarkets within Lancashire. It is also known as Catholic pie, Friday pie, air pie or a special.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am aware of the zendaya-adjacent gentleman, but my first reaction would’ve been “yes, I like the The Rest Is History podcast as well.”
Historian Tom Holland
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If this didn’t cause women to rise up against men I don’t know what would.
^ Characters
• Doug (played by Doug Momary) - a human who is friends with Freddie, Charlie, and Henrietta.
• Emmy Jo (played by Emily Peden) - Doug's helper.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Arnold predator meme with “get to the catering cart!”
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Doofenschmertz weighing the benefits of zinc
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
House star being problematic
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