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After they cool down and solidify, they become bloomin' onions.

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Does it just go erect when it's caught? Like a survival reflex? 😂

This line always makes me chuckle because we all know when Trump says that line, both he and the audience aren't thinking it's about ACA subsidies - both he and the audience literally think he's promising to provide healthcare to every American by giving them money out of his magical money pot.

Someone tell this moron "we know about it." No one's hiding shit because he's a such a weak sap.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 7h

It's like, shit, Texas, at this point, who cares what ideology he has? Have some fucking self-respect for yourself. Choosing this asshole as your senator is like saying, "I'm a dumb rube. Please take advantage of me."

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Hey, MAGA - your president's a cuck.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 7h

Keep up the pressure. Even if Dems have no legal mechanism right now to restrain ICE, we can frame its conduct as illegal and unconstitutional and beyond the pale. Maybe that will make ICE fear the accountability that will come once power switches hands.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 9h

A fucking literal child.

Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 9h

The mistake this guy made was not wearing tactical gear ordered from Amazon and a face mask.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 9h

The media would be the perfect institution to discipline these yahoos - not ideologically but in terms of professionalism and epistemic respectability - but of course our corporate controlled media would rather prop the desiccated clown show of a GOP up because it’s more profitable.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 11h

Again, the only reason progressivism and liberalism are losing to these morons is because the corporate press made a pact not to call goobers "goobers" but instead pretend their ignorance is somehow "salt of the earth wisdom."

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 13h

Plot twist! The Free Speech Man wants to cancel Hasan Piker's free speech.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 14h

ICE is being used as Trump's paramilitary. Remember that when it comes to holding the agency accountable. It is NOT a legitimate federal agency and every person who works for ICE needs to be put on notice that when a new administration comes into power, they will be treated as confederates.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 14h

Every hysterical dire warning these nimrods bleat out just makes defeating them more delicious. Is that really the plan here? 😂

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 15h

Poor lady! I’m sure her supposed Far Right allies are already spinning up the transvestigation machine cuz that’s a big woman!

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 16h

Hollow Man 3 starring Armie Hammer, Jenny McCarthy, and Ezra Miller.

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 16h

Thanks to Trump, China has turned its negative perception post-Covid all the way back to a positive perception. Trump has been great for China!

Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 16h

I love the works of Virginia Woolf, which must mean I’m trans or something. (I assume gay men still biologically prefer a writer with a penis? How does this biological classification work anyway???)

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The rocks were rattling overtime with that response 😂😂😂

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The funny thing is - all those things Bannon claims hysterically that Dems will do? Not nearly enough, man. If Dems romp in the midterms, I want them out for blood!

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Brian Morans @whpshw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When I was 18, it was Ground Zero of the Gen X grunge-slacker cultural detonation —

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None of the things Maybin likes are incompatible with analytics. What analytics argues is that other ways of organizing your offense are more efficient - getting on base & hitting the ball hard. Also, having this take in response to a best of 5 ignores the high variance of these kinds of series.

I’m glad “instructing my robot to buy generic gifts based on broad demographic details of the recipient” has completely validated my own pre-existing belief that consumer capitalism is vapid and a simulacra of actual human associations. Big Tech continues to amplify the worst aspects of humanity!

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I prefer the break not because the break was all that great but because an older, more impulsive, less constrained, more incompetent, more openly corrupt Trump is preferable to 8 years in a row of Trumpism at its peak. This current version of Trump is so blatantly bad, it might break the fever!

“I love the smell of cancer in the morning” 😂