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Tyler!

@whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idk man sometimes i wanna try something for the first time and have it be bad in a novel way like oh that was fun how shitty it is
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im so sad that mitch hedberg never had a twitter when his entire thing was getting up there and reading all his tweets out loud
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
connections thinks i know way more old timey guys than i do i know like maybe 3 guys
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if they had a drag race in the cars universe would it be like a drag race or like a drag race
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
me stuck in traffic: what happened to that transcontinental railroad our ancestors worked so hard for
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
life is just a series of wheres my phone oh there it is until you die
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
parents who looked at a beautiful newborn baby and named it keith i just want answers
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
wonder how scientists settled on the school bus as the best unit of measurement for horrifying megafauna size
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i dont like that my roomba has the voice of a professional human woman either speak only in beeps and boops like an r2d2 or have the type of voice you would give a cartoon puppy this is a cute little critter that loves eating dirt not linda from HR
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「 RHEL 」- lyon allard's babygirl @rhelbites.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
people keep saying they want year round artfight and i’m here to hold your hands and tell you the greatest power you have as an artist is slam dunking random gift art into someone’s dms and watching them freak out
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
LMAO i thought that house had a rrally cool windvane but turns out it was just a real crow standing there
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i sometimes feel like seattle has a meow wolf shaped whole in it i so badly want to climb inside a hot pink tree that glows or slide down an alien slide whatever the fuck they wanna do here it would be very insane of me to fly to LA just for the new one that's gonna open this year but i am tempt
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride month to the beautiful pride flag with the 8 colors (harmonious, perfect) and begging everyone to stop using the default html green, blue, and purple, on the 6 color flag it is homophobic thank you
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
the older i get the more i realize nothing can replace lots and lots of time for just fucking around all the stuff people say is what's good about humanity? you get by fucking around fucking around is where all inspiration, intuition, insight, and good memories together come from
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
u can tell ikea has lost its spark and joyful zest bc they no longer design the exhibits as if a family of sharks lives there
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
how can parasocial relationships be bad for example i love my friend's rabbit soooo so so much and get so excited for any and all photos of her the rabbit does not know i exist and never will this is a great relationship for me personally
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
actually the concept of a cafe that sells like food that looks like things would rly appeal to me in addition to dirt cup, the innovations could be endless they could sell a soup that has a bread sailboat floating in it etc etc
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ITS HAPPENED AGAIN THERE SHOULD BE STORES THAT SELL DIRT CUP!!!!!
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
WILD how so much of my understanding has its roots in video games i'll see architecture or smth and just marvel at how decisions were made based on natural light or sight lines or how people naturally traverse spaces and how placement communicates info bc that's how you design in minecraft
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
special shout out to vegan versions of blue cheese for not trying to add mold to imitate blue cheese therefore immediately becoming superior in every single way
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
smh they always act like it's the final one to get you to buy it but i swear there are fantasies after that one
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Snake 🐍🏴‍☠️ [insert cool thing] @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
People don’t want AI and realistic robot companions, dammit, we want to put top hats and googly eyes on our roombas
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the existence of black phillip implies that your goat name is: 1) color of goat you are + 2) random name of a corporate middle manager that hates their life
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
if i had a horse i would simply name them nutmegan
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
actually gives me chills when i read the back of this record from 1959 and it says "this record cannot become obsolete" knowing that somehow it was right and im going to be able to play it in 2026 just fine
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me: screaming crying throwing up coping playing the sloppiest hot mess uneven 8th notes garbage salad in the history of the world charismaless noise little girl: dad look he's really good!! 😭😭😭 thank you small stranger needed that today
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
LMAO i saw one of those brochures about ur relationship w jesus and i thought to myself if i could rly have a relationship w jesus i would like to explain to him the concept of the green m&m me: u kno the concept of chocolate? u prob had that in ur time jesus: sure ya ok delicious
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
i am having SUCH a hard time learning this fucking song and i want to do good in this audition so bad i rly have to remind myself that all Wise Facts About Life are actually still true things don't just suddenly become untrue just bc ur havin a hard time
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
man my outfit was so cute today but literally no one mentioned it to me crazy
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i still have not visited the new raising canes i want to experience novelty there but the problem is there's still a line no food experience is worth standing in line i will simply wait until it is old news
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
one fun part about practicing at the guitar center is parents will take their lil kids there (for enrichment i guess??) today a lil baby was dancing 🥺 and waved at me 🥺 for like 5 songs 🥺 i don't think i'll ever be more fulfilled playing music as long as i live
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i came up w a really cool tweet to tweet on the bus but i forgor 😔
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
medieval peasant after me explaining the concept of cereal and sounding insane: so thou takest crisp'ed flakes of powdered corn and poureth these into a bowl of milk? this sounds foule medieval peasant after me explaining the concept of a cheezit: ah a salty cracker infus'ed with cheese. divine
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I CANNOT BELIEVE I FINALLY SAW A BEAVER AT GOLDEN GARDENS i have been hearing about these famed beavers for years but there they were beaver
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
my friend gave me a Flammable Liquid sticker and im very excited to put it on my water bottle the problem is i would have to start using a water bottle
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i need one of my friends to get deeply into tufting bc many years ago when i was rich i purchased a rug gun and guess what i have never used "why do you not simply do it yourself" that would require a level of obsession i simply do not have
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
every now and then i get an uncontrollable craving for dirt cup (the now and then is now)
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i have bitten off more than i can chew but i swear to god i will chew it
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i didnt realize I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream was like. a movie i thought it was just like. a concept like damn yeah i guess that would suck
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the creative lesson i learn over and over is that the details DO matter but not because people are zooming in and nitpicking every little thing it's bc the details are adding up to influencing the overall VIBE of the piece
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i downloaded this extension that lets you overwrite any website and ive been having so much fun redesigning sites i use a lot ive been drawing a bunch of backgrounds too ive spent months on and off just perfecting this one could not have a more unmonetizable hobby
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☠️FEARPUNK☠️ (post-comic break 10/12) @gearpunk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Your worth as an artist is not tied to lack of sales. Your lack of sales is, however, tied to the fact absolutely none of us have any money. You're NOT a shit artist. We are ALL broke, my dude.
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
SOOOO fucked up that you can get burned from steam and it's WORSE than the water ones like intellectually i understand why this would be however its like saying you can become attacked by a ghost and the damage is dealt when you clip through it and due to ghostly nature its more powerful
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i do not experience lust in any form so whenever ppl make mistakes due to being down bad i have to remember i have Privilege 😌😌😌 i cannot judge
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i understand that almonds are an essential component of a trail mix and i have accepted them being there let's just leave it at that
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
listen i KNOWWWWW that how the microwave works is that the waves are long and i KNOWWW the reason we have life on earth is the specific heat of water being high HOWEVER!!! i simply believe the rules of reality should bend so my dindin is warmed thoroughly and warmed fast
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
oh HELL yeah one (1) child said they loved my outfit today one (1) fan is all i need to have infinite self confidence for the rest of the day tbh outfit was fire i was so cute
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
pretty high on list of "tech advancements that have made a difference in my life": paper towels can now be ripped into small squares lifechanging
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
ive always wanted to have a band and the tenth album is something like The End or The Final Song or something and then 2 years later have one that's called Oops and then 2 years after that have one that's called This Keeps Happening and then Ah Fuck and then the one after that is just Sorry
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Tyler! @whoaisthattyler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
that lil french chick rly carrying appendicitis awareness on her back huh
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