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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I feel like the wise men really missed the mark with the gold, frankincense, and myrrh when you consider Jesus' cup in the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

*Walks into the airport bathroom* WHOA! Smells like someone's been somewhere exotic!

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I like to play this song when I'm feeling, especially hopeful. It might be the most patriotic song I've ever heard. #BlueWave youtu.be/KHpJhS99Q60?...

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Land of Hope and Dreams

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

If you're on a podcast and tell a story about Lorne Michaels, and you DON'T do your best Lorne Michaels impression, then you have lost my support. #SNL

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

The worst part about my kid's sports team using Facebook messenger is that I use that exclusively for sharing my most unhinged internet finds with targeted groups of friends. This is an accident just waiting to happen.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I just cancelled my @paramountpictures.bsky.social account for canceling @colbertlateshow.bsky.social. This kind of sensorship cannot stand. #StephenColbert #LSSC #BOYCOTTCBS

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Do we think that #Tomorrowland burnt the stage down for a bit of viral marketing and an absolutely insane backdrop for the main stage?

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Stadium ushers are the kindest most helpful people until it's time to leave the stadium.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I'll boo anytime I hear people booing. Even if I don't know why. I just like booing.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Let's turn ICE raids into career fairs? #CBTM

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy 4th of July to all those whom the government has deemed worthy of inalienable rights!

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

If you saw a bear, you'd probably say "look at that bear." But the bear doesn't know we call it a bear, so they'd probably think, "why does everyone keep calling me that?" #beartalk #bearnames #whattodoifyouseeabear #confusedbears #bearparanoia

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Who could have predicted this? What's that? Oh, I'm being told everyone could have.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I was just thinking that even if no one had ever reminded me to never forget 9/11, I think I would still remember.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 05/06/2025

Love the way a drug addled billionaire is now openly rowing with the serial bankrupt sex offending felon President over his connection to a repeatedly convicted paedophile who died in questionable circumstances, and all the conspiracy theorists think they’re the good guys. Has 2025 peaked yet?

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I wish them both the worst.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 26/03/2025

This must be the cringiest part of that chat

JD Vance: I will say a prayer for victory 🙏

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I wonder what kind of batshit crazy conspiracy theory the Cheeto-in-chief has conjured up to distract us from #Signalgate. I bet it's absolutely BONKERS!

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Me (eating a custard-filled donut): I gotta find it's little custard butthole.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

All of these days of inclement weather really make me appreciate the days that are more clement.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I can't remember. Is it proper etiquette to skip deodorant for a @fatherjmisty.bsky.social show? #Louisville

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Siri, call 911!” “To watch Rescue 911 you need the Hulu app” “No! Call for help!” “Now playing ‘Help,’ by The Beatles” “GODDAMMIT, SIRI, I’M STUCK!” “Finding a therapist in your area. You’ll need to unlock your iPhone first”

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Nooooooo! 2032 is way too late! We need this NOW! #Astroid2025

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Dan Hernandez @cubanmissiledh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I would love one night of fun “is the dress blue or gold??” instead of a parade of the worst news you’ve ever heard.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Fred Durst was really onto something when he said, "Everything is fucked, everybody sucks."

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

My wife hates the word "moist," so last night we decided that the meatloaf was "damp".

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I just saw a guy tidying up the parking lot at the adult bookstore. I think it's really sweet that he's just trying to make it nice for his customers

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

There's no way Amazon posts this. Right? #RejectedPosts

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Saturday morning hangovers used to kill me in my 20s. The only thing that can zap my energy like that now is Tudor's biscuits and gravy. #naptime

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Trying to convince my kids that every time someone had a kid they had to go on the Maury Povich Show in order to legally determine who the parents are for the birth certificate.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

How can anyone look at Donald Trump's life and still believe in karma?

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

The kids are out of school on break, but that doesn't mean the learning stops. For example, I just finished giving Maddox a quick walkthrough on how the #MegaMillions works.

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DIV/# @whoaduh.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I heard on the scanner that Santa lost control of his sleigh last night and his last known location was near #HuntingtonWV. Any word on this? www.wsaz.com/2024/12/25/f...