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Jane Dough 💸

@whitwambo.bsky.social
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We making jokes & singing kareoke round here. Mommy • Teacher • Volleyball Coach 🏳️‍🌈 ♏️ 🤟🏾

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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Me and my coworker went half on a Little Caesars pizza today 😭 I’m about to start stripping.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Someone told my girlfriend dogs don’t have souls and she’s been upset about it for weeks 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Making my girlfriend watch white people movies she hasn’t seen Part 1: Fried Green Tomatoes
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
But hey at least it wasn’t Marty Supreme 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sinners was my fave but Hamnet was my 2nd fave movie. Sooo annoyed that OBAA beat both. 😒
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It’s been a while since an elder ate me up about not ironing my clothes. Happy Black History Month 😂
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I wish my dog wasn’t a stinky fur hurricane so she could just sleep in the bed with me
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
…….Lady Gaga?
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What happened to Jidenna?
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Still up, still off.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
How does Post Malone get those dirty, bare feet in all these doors lmao.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I also didn’t know Chuck Mangione was a real person I thought he was just a character on King of the Hill
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If someone put a gun to my head and say “accuse someone of eating babies to steal their youth” Pharrell would be the first name to come to mind
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Teyana Taylor’s body looks fucking sculpted omfg #Grammys
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Am I missing a trend or something why am I looking at Justin Bieber in his underwear #Grammys
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Benito does NOT looking impressed lol #Grammys26
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Chile I did not know Olivia Dean was black.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I am so nauseous, good grief.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Shit just been feeling off
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Got bees on my head - but don’t call me a bee head
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I love me a low budget tubi movie
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Houston has me so traumatized that I’m still scared the power is gonna go out any moment even though there was never a storm 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Actually- is it really a nickname if we call her something different every day lmao
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My dog has somehow developed the nickname “Chef Dog Dinkle-inkle” ……her name is Lavender
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And my girlfriend is already asleep so I’m just up in the dark alone an afraid 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Spent my whole Houston Snow Day drinking and vibing since the day was so anticlimactic but guess who hasn’t charged a device all day? Me. Guess whose power just went out. Also me. 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Why do I have to figure out how to watch the game every damn week. Since when is having one streaming service with Live TV not enough bro.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
11.22.63 on Netflix is a 10/10 - no notes! I have half a mind to restart it right now and watch it all over again.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2026 has been bullshit after bullshit and it’s been 3 fucking days.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My snake died yesterday & I don’t wanna tell people bc folks already acted funny over the fact that I even had a snake so I know they’ll just piss me off. I never had a pet I actually loved until her & I’m devastated & can’t sleep bc I keep looking at her empty enclosure 😭 Thanks for listening.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Odysseus really spent 15+ years folding for every woman that gave him the time of day only to get back to Ithica and immediately concern himself with whether or not his wife cheated.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I cant wait til the 2026 version of The Oddysey
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Last year at work I realized that I actually do know wtf I’m talking about and became confident in letting people know that and it’s been hell for mfs ever since.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Heard something sniffing around under the car so I backed up just in time for an armadillo to run out 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’ve rewound this Huntrix performance 5x now #macysthanksgivingdayparade
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Teyana Taylors outfit reminds me of a plate of spaghetti #macysthanksgivingdayparade
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Hi my name is Whit, I’m hosting Thanksgiving tmrw, my house is currently level 8 depression messy, and the only ingredient I have for the food is Cavatappi Pasta so I have to figure it all out today. Welcome to Jackass.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I’m hungry as hell but I have to save all my cooking energy for Thursday 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Anyways I said all that bc I’m about to go to the store and buy cheese and I can’t remember what cheese combo I use so y’all tell me what y’all use so I can go in the store with a plan lol
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
And they’ve been asking me to make Mac and cheese ever since- and I still have no idea what I did, I change the recipe every year. Last year I literally made Tinis Mac and cheese. I have no idea what I’m doing, but it’s working lol.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Well I *thought* I did what she told me to do- but when we ate everyone began raving about how good it was, even my sister. She asking me what I did and I said I did what you said- and she said “nawww this ain’t my Mac and cheese”
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Well one year on the morning of thanksgiving at my dads- my niece had a medical emergency & my older sister & her mom (not my mom, blended family, keep up) had to go to the hospital. My sister was literally just about to start the Mac so she gave me a quick “how to” and told me to make it
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So anyway- my assigned item at thanksgiving was to bring the rolls. And I mean whatever- I was happy with it. No complains! Can’t mess it up. I spend less than $10- SIMPLE. *sigh* I miss those days.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
So a little background: my mom is white and my dad is black. Although I can cook- I used to stay out the way when it came to holidays bc I HATE being interrogated about how I cook bc my mom is white. Yes I season my food mf.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Story time about how I became the Mac and cheese person for my family despite only ever making Velveta Mac and cheese.
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I coach volleyball. My daughter plays volleyball & my son plays football. All of our seasons overlapped this year & we were always at a practice/game. Their seasons end & my daughter made the basketball team and plays club volleyball. My son went back to tae Kwon do and is awaiting soccer. Help 😭
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Am I gonna be a bitch and turn my heat on or can I make it another night
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I still get to marry my girlfriend and the rice I made to go with my gumbo don’t turn out too mushy. What a good day 🤗
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My gf and I decided to move in together and I’m so excited that now every little mundane thing that happens I think about how much better it’ll be with her.. Most recently: “Wow I can’t wait til she lives here so she can help me untangle my James Avery bracelet from my hair”
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Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I hold grudges so long that once when I was pregnant I ordered lemon pepper wings from WingStop and they shorted me a wing. I was so pissed I didn’t start eating there again til this year. My baby is about to turn 13 🤣
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