Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Me and my coworker went half on a Little Caesars pizza today 😭 I’m about to start stripping. 110
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Someone told my girlfriend dogs don’t have souls and she’s been upset about it for weeks 😭 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Making my girlfriend watch white people movies she hasn’t seen Part 1: Fried Green Tomatoes 020
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Sinners was my fave but Hamnet was my 2nd fave movie. Sooo annoyed that OBAA beat both. 😒 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It’s been a while since an elder ate me up about not ironing my clothes. Happy Black History Month 😂 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I wish my dog wasn’t a stinky fur hurricane so she could just sleep in the bed with memedia.tenor.commarie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with the words `` deep sigh '' above her .ALT: marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with the words `` deep sigh '' above her . 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026How does Post Malone get those dirty, bare feet in all these doors lmao. 022
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I also didn’t know Chuck Mangione was a real person I thought he was just a character on King of the Hill 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If someone put a gun to my head and say “accuse someone of eating babies to steal their youth” Pharrell would be the first name to come to mind 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Teyana Taylor’s body looks fucking sculpted omfg #Grammys 020
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Am I missing a trend or something why am I looking at Justin Bieber in his underwear #Grammys 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Got bees on my head - but don’t call me a bee headmedia.tenor.coma man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air . 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Houston has me so traumatized that I’m still scared the power is gonna go out any moment even though there was never a storm 😭 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026My dog has somehow developed the nickname “Chef Dog Dinkle-inkle” ……her name is Lavender 120
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Spent my whole Houston Snow Day drinking and vibing since the day was so anticlimactic but guess who hasn’t charged a device all day? Me. Guess whose power just went out. Also me. 😭 100
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Why do I have to figure out how to watch the game every damn week. Since when is having one streaming service with Live TV not enough bro. 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/01/202611.22.63 on Netflix is a 10/10 - no notes! I have half a mind to restart it right now and watch it all over again. 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 03/01/20262026 has been bullshit after bullshit and it’s been 3 fucking days. 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026My snake died yesterday & I don’t wanna tell people bc folks already acted funny over the fact that I even had a snake so I know they’ll just piss me off. I never had a pet I actually loved until her & I’m devastated & can’t sleep bc I keep looking at her empty enclosure 😭 Thanks for listening. 3150
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Odysseus really spent 15+ years folding for every woman that gave him the time of day only to get back to Ithica and immediately concern himself with whether or not his wife cheated. 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Last year at work I realized that I actually do know wtf I’m talking about and became confident in letting people know that and it’s been hell for mfs ever since. 120
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Heard something sniffing around under the car so I backed up just in time for an armadillo to run out 😭 040
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I’ve rewound this Huntrix performance 5x now #macysthanksgivingdayparade 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Teyana Taylors outfit reminds me of a plate of spaghetti #macysthanksgivingdayparade 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Hi my name is Whit, I’m hosting Thanksgiving tmrw, my house is currently level 8 depression messy, and the only ingredient I have for the food is Cavatappi Pasta so I have to figure it all out today. Welcome to Jackass. 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I’m hungry as hell but I have to save all my cooking energy for Thursday 😭 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Story time about how I became the Mac and cheese person for my family despite only ever making Velveta Mac and cheese. 110
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I coach volleyball. My daughter plays volleyball & my son plays football. All of our seasons overlapped this year & we were always at a practice/game. Their seasons end & my daughter made the basketball team and plays club volleyball. My son went back to tae Kwon do and is awaiting soccer. Help 😭 020
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Am I gonna be a bitch and turn my heat on or can I make it another nightmedia.tenor.coma woman with a scarf around her neck and a hat onALT: a woman with a scarf around her neck and a hat on 130
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I still get to marry my girlfriend and the rice I made to go with my gumbo don’t turn out too mushy. What a good day 🤗 020
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025My gf and I decided to move in together and I’m so excited that now every little mundane thing that happens I think about how much better it’ll be with her.. Most recently: “Wow I can’t wait til she lives here so she can help me untangle my James Avery bracelet from my hair”media.tenor.coma little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie . 040
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I hold grudges so long that once when I was pregnant I ordered lemon pepper wings from WingStop and they shorted me a wing. I was so pissed I didn’t start eating there again til this year. My baby is about to turn 13 🤣 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I had a dream my girlfriend cheated on me last night and my feelings just won’t connect with the fact that I know it wasn’t real lmao. This been me all day like it really happened.media.tenor.coma close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Being a football mom is mf MISERABLE. I’m so tired of being hot and sweaty. Don’t tell my son I said this. 020
Reposted by Jane Dough 💸Cozy Blackbiird @thatsoleelee.blacksky.app · 11/10/2025I'm sick of the "Love and Basketball" caption... But this is beyond beautiful #WNBA 44911
Reposted by Jane Dough 💸Min. Foolish Farrakhan @uhohjaye.bsky.social · 30/06/2025AT with the And 1 right on time and the patented walk over. 032
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Oh yeah Love Island just pissed me off I’m glad this shit ain’t coming on tmrw. 010
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025The girls putting down Jeremiah to make Huda feel better is just feeding her mf delusions and ain’t helping this miserable sitúa oat all 000
Jane Dough 💸 @whitwambo.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Love Island is gonna have to give me a directors cut that has no Huda and Jeremiah I can’t take this shit anymore 100