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@whitneyontheweb.com
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Analytics Engineer @ Mojang. Founder @ Electric Oxen. Dabbler. Vancouver & Redmond WA

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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 18h
Sweden! Game launch adventures! Rainbow subways! #MinecraftDungeonsII is out now, we hope you love it!
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 26/09/2026
Just successfully raced our asses out of NYC and towards Sweden narrowly avoiding the storm off the east coast. Whew, that was scary for a minute. #staysafe
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 25/09/2026
Stockholm bound ✈️! The countdown to Minecraft Dungeons II is officially on.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 22/09/2026
It's finally happened to me. A pizza with too many mushrooms. What is this world coming to?
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 21/09/2026
You got this!!! Proud of you friend.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 11/09/2026
*somebody* wouldn't stop licking her paw that needs to be healing. #sewing #wingingit
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 29/08/2026
I named you Courage. Because we both needed it. And you gave me that.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 27/08/2026
I've yet to feel the extreme physical side of heartbreak until these last couple days. Holy shit, the pain and tightness from the chest up through the pounding pressure in my head and into every single tooth. Never again will I underestimate how this can take people out.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 26/08/2026
Today claiming both Dolly Parton and my dog Courage will go down as one of the worst days of my life. Too many beautiful things gone from an increasingly ugly world in one day. I can't. I will always love you, sweet buddy. Thanks for everything.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 16/08/2026
Achievement unlocked: tattoo regret... and I have a few, what others may consider regrettable tattoos I've yet to regret. This poorly done scratcher takes the cake. No, I won't share pictures right now. Thank the stars for artists who are willing to fix other people's shit and layer in awesomeness.
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camillapanda 🏳️‍🌈 @camillapanda.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If you think gaming is a male hobby, then you need to read up on gaming history. We wouldn't have modern video games if it wasn't for the women developers of the 70's and the girl games push of the 80's/90's. Gaming is for everyone.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 02/06/2026
This is a load bearing skeet that earns its keep by moving the needle.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 26/05/2026
I dont know him, yet somehow I can't blame the guy. May we all stay employed long enough to leave on our own terms and let the door close on our ass on the way out. #corporatedystopia Anyways, sorry youre in the impact radius of his shenanigans
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 16/05/2026
Exactly! Heck yeah to the learning opportunities.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 16/05/2026
Double rainbow all the waaaay
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 16/05/2026
One lesson I wish I would have learned to embrace as a younger me is that no matter what you do, some people are just not going to like you... and thats okay. #keepitsteppin
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 11/05/2026
Captain Bad Influence here! Yes, yes it does. Twitch DJs are incredible. *scitters away*
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 11/05/2026
Turns out I am a Canadian from birth. I've started working on my proof of citizenship so its officially recognized. The things you don't know about yourself for almost 40 years, eh? Expect a lot more "u"s slipping into my words from here on out!
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 08/05/2026
I guard my precious 5 minutes with my life. Their problem can wait. Time to grab coffee and pee before meetings is eternal.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 07/05/2026
We out here in that RTO life. Afterall, there really is no way to ride a seesaw with dignity. #okeydokey
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Henry Farrell @himself.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
probably completely obvious but the reason Project Hail Mary is doing so well (apart from being very well made) is that it is all about problem-solving, cooperation, self-sacrifice, and forming deep relationships with those from far away. All values that people feel a desperate need for right now.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 14/03/2026
I love spending Friday night troubleshooting a gaming PC instead of using it as my gaming PC. I demand escapism from whatever *gestures wildly* this is.
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 12/01/2026
Hold your broken dream up high Oh, you know you try Oh, you know you try It's the worst case scenario lullaby
youtu.be
BONAPARTE - MELODY X (Music Video)
YouTube video by BONAPARTE
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 13/11/2025
@theydyglodiva.bsky.social I miss you so much too! I'm up in Redmond 3 days a week now so definitely need to figure a visit in soon! I'd love to see you <3
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 13/11/2025
Your hair looks amazing! So good to see your faaaaaace!
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 08/10/2025
All quiet on the Western Front. IS PORTLAND A WAR ZONE? Nope. Click & see for yourself. Camera views all over Portland show the REAL STORY... Every major city in the world should be so WAR-TORN. isportlandburning.com#cameras
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Is Portland Burning?
No. See real-time Portland cameras, PulsePoint incidents, and sourced fact checks.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 05/09/2025
Holy smokes, the current drummers for The Offspring are SO young. It turns out the kids ARE alright.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 13/07/2025
Indeed.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 13/07/2025
You beauties!!! <3<3<3
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 13/07/2025
Boy oh boy that "Leave Trump Alone" sign on I-5 around Centrailia is giving big "LeAvE BrItNeY aLoNe!!!" vibes. Absolutely unhinged. 😂 Hilariously delusional.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 04/07/2025
On 4th of July, we wear black. #youcantsitwithus #itsnowafuneral
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 07/06/2025
After months of having no floor and a hole in our wall where the entertainment center used to be (water leak), the repair is complete, and everything back together. Huzzah, we can listen to vinyl again.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 07/06/2025
I love it in Vancouver and Portland, so won't move up full time. So partially back, yes!
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 06/06/2025
Its official! I got my job... but full time. Also, it means I will be back living in Seattle a little less than half the time because I'll be working in Redmond. 🎮 See you friends there soon I hope! #pinchme #imbluedabadee #helloseattle
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 04/06/2025
Wow. Some seriously good things have been happening for me today. Going to bask in this while I wait for a shoe to drop somewhere. But for now... its been a good day and #hypehypehype
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 24/05/2025
It is! Its the Ahhhh! of suspense waiting for hopefully good news.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 24/05/2025
Aaaaaaaahhhhh! That is all.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 17/05/2025
Absolutely shook that Ireland isn't in the Eurovision final today. Laika Party is an amazing song and makes me want to play Dance Dance Revolution in the year 2000. I suppose I'm rooting for Sweden now... SAUNA! #eurovision2025
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 27/04/2025
Glad to know my wayward experience being followed by a rampaging unicorn while playing Oblivion is common enough to be immortalized in an article.
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After 8 hours of being hunted by a murderous unicorn in Oblivion Remastered, I'm torn between "we're so back" and "please save me"
Now Playing | Turning Oblivion into a horror game without mods
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 17/04/2025
SAME. I've forgotten how to communicate online. Send halp.
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 15/04/2025
I'm so sorry :( He was the absolute best doggo with the best family that took him in <3 Love you all!
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 12/04/2025
Just finished playing Chapter 3 of South of Midnight. I am prepared to be entirely emotionally destroyed by the end of this game. It's a masterpiece. #southofmidnight #gamesky
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Emily Carter @emilycurates.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Perspective changes everything. [Ars Mathermatica]
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 12/04/2025
Seriously. It was such a gem. :(
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whitney @whitneyontheweb.com · 11/04/2025
there is momentum towards a potentially huge thing for me professionally. While I'm not much for superstitions, I could use all the good luck vibes I could get friends. #hopeindarktimes #fingerscrossedyall #dothedamnthing
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Chris Woelfel @chriswoelfel.com · 07/04/2025
You like the Minecraft Movie Live Event?... Extended for another week!
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SharXIII @sharxiii.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
A radical skeleton telling you "Just start. You don't need permission. Art, craft, 2nd book, cake, writing, that show, any new skill, making friends. If it sucks, ask for help. The time will pass anyway"
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