Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 10/09/2026It's totally fine if you want to talk about that one time I asked Zoe Kazan a question at TCA and not mention me by name (panel discussion, giant ballroom, six years ago ...). But, um, I'm a woman. www.vulture.com/article/zoe-... 043
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 08/09/2026This is me pitching you something. Could you, um, just let me know that you've received it? 200
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 28/08/2026When the paper of record calls your mugshot “unflattering.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/28/u... 120
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 21/08/2026Hot tea from @latimes.com apple.news/AOOadrlpaRmG... 020
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 06/08/20261. Cocomelon is a stain on society 2. Cocomelon is free YouTube slop that parents let their kids watch when they can no longer deal. 3. Cocomelon’s whole point is that it has no plot. So … why would parents pay to take their kids to see this???? 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 14/07/2026Live footage of me falling out of the Trojan Horse at last night’s The Odyssey screening 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 08/07/2026Huzzah! 2026 Emmys: The Year of the Chin Dimple is officially upon us! 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 30/06/2026Dear Netflix: No one asked for an AI Gene Wilder. 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 21/06/2026Happy Father’s Day. Here’s a picture of my dad asleep on my couch. And here’s an essay I wrote about him for @thecut.com www.thecut.com/article/inhe... 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 17/06/2026Or chin stuff. If we want to be more inclusive. 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 17/06/2026As we enter into the final days of Emmy voting, a reminder that this could be the Year of the Chin Dimple. 110
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 14/06/2026As someone indifferent to basketball, I'm fine. As a lover of puns, I weep. 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 04/06/2026You know what this means: "Chattahoochee" is going to be in my head for the next week. 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 14/05/2026Feel like there’s another descriptor they could have used … #slowhorses #fyc 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 15/04/2026Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet: 020
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 12/04/2026Dear snack makers: not everything needs to be pickle flavored 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 06/04/2026Me trying to secure LA28 tickets during my allotted time slot. And also, life. 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 02/04/2026How to annoy journalists in one easy step. 011
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 18/03/2026We should have paid more attention to The O.C. 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 02/03/2026A prestige TV character named Whitney who doesn’t suck challenge. #industry 011
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 25/02/2026The amount of DNC-related spam texts I have gotten tonight… 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 18/02/2026When your Jewish mother leaves a voicemail like this, you know someone died. 100
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 17/02/2026My call log. Allegedly the prescription will be ready in 20 minutes 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 09/02/2026How quickly the mighty fall from coveted item to cat toy … 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 04/02/2026I know there's been lots of talk about how hard it is to be a human. But have we ever stopped and thought about the plight of the house cat? 100
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 28/01/2026The reams of fanfic that can be written about this image. Cc @ajhan.bsky.social 120
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 17/12/2025At WB’s Stars Hollow installation making content for @memles.bsky.social 030
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 04/12/2025Thanks, DoorDash. I never considered serving pork at a Hanukkah party before. 021
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 07/11/2025Today in Netflix reinvents the wheel: Supermarket Sweep, but a whole mall. 110
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 07/11/2025Me: the cat looks depressed 6yo, the budding therapist: yeah. She likes to be depressed 040
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 01/11/2025Name a scarier Halloween costume. I dare you. 120
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 31/10/2025Turned my cats into Derpy Tiger and Sussie with as little effort on their part as possible 110
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 27/10/2025Go-Go greets her well-wishers on #nationalblackcatday 010
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 23/10/2025Last season’s debate: who gets to say “shiksa”? This season’s: can someone who schmears a bagel with this little cream cheese ever truly be Jewish? 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 23/10/2025Kristen and Adam look offended by how much I hate their show www.pastemagazine.com/tv/netflix/n... #nobodywantsthis #stilldontwantit 250
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 10/10/2025This photo editor needs a raise. www.cnn.com/2025/10/10/p... 000
Whitney Friedlander @whitneyfriedlander.com · 08/10/2025Not sure what it means that the LA friend.com ads aren't as obviously creepy as the ones in NYC. 110