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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For me, it’ll always be the Poker Face Lotus Hotel Casino scene. True cinema!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am so excited to see Resident Evil tomorrow!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same! I’ve gotta see how they end it haha
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s a show that had potential, but the writers never knew where they were going with it and the quality suffered because of it.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AHS and Yellowjackets are going to be in a competition of which show is the worst one I’ll watch this year lol.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ruff life!
Thor (black dog) laying on his back in the most unbothered way possible.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing gives me a bigger rush than opening a blind box and getting the exact one I wanted 💙
Astrobot figurine from a PlayStation All Star Series Blind Box
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me when I’m ordering at a restaurant:
Josh Ruben as The Fisherman on Dropout’s most recent episode of Gamechanger.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, well, well…Adam Driver finally said yes to Marvel lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m just one bad day away from saying fuck it and decorating my house for Halloween lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In the drive-thru this morning & the car in front of me paid for my food. The cashier looked at me expectantly waiting for me to pay it forward, but I panicked and kept thinking about that Tim Robinson skit so I just said thanks and drove off. I’ve felt guilty about it all day long 🙃
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You’ll know I’ve been body swapped if I start backing into parking spaces.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Woke up thinking about this moment from SpongeBob for some reason lol
Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob making a note to himself to watch out for Squidward.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Catching up on The X-Files VOD! My mom loved that show and we got her this game for Xmas one year and she never played it & when I tried I was too young and dumb to make it far lmao. Very excited to see it finally! lol
HMJ xfiles vod in background, Thor the dog in foreground
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I watched Spider-Man first thing this morning and I’ve been thinking about it all day! The new movie encapsulates why he’s my favorite superhero and I loved it so much! ❤️💙
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thor is locked in
Dog (named Thor) watching the halfmoonjoe livestream
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The Vampire Lestat @annerice.amc.com · 24/07/2026
SHE IS COMING. #QueenOfTheDamned
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just saw the interview where Kevin Feige said they’ve met with Adam Driver many times via zoom to discuss roles in Marvel & Adam always turns it down. I've always had this theory that they wanted him for Doom, but he passed on it & they reworked the whole thing to give it to RDJ (unfortunately).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I actually did end up ordering it online after talking myself into buying matching ones for a trip my friends and I are taking together LOL.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Honestly, I almost bought it. 🫡🇺🇸😌
Tshirt of Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) from High School Musical
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our dog is small lapdog! Do not tell him otherwise! (He’s 60lbs)
Boyfriend sitting with a large 60lb black dog on his lap and they are both locked in and watching tv.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I guess I look like I’m struggling bc I got asked if I wanted a crown in the Burger King drive thru today lol
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Squidward's Unenthusiastic Moments in Spongebob
Alt: Squidward struggling
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hard to believe the line "Feel fine, I kissed the lies, why must they be so kissable?" has been living rent free in my head for 20 years.
A 20th anniversary vinyl pressing of AFI’s album Decemberunderground
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just watched the premiere episode of TVL and we are so back!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nerdist wrote this just for me lol
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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Review: Devil's Minion Edition
Here's a quick spoiler-free discussion of The Vampire Lestat looking at how Armand and Daniel (also known as Devil's Minion) fit into it.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Another new pet! Mystery from SpongeBob!
Giving my mii Mystery from SpongeBob as a pet in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The absolute tonal whiplash I'll be experiencing tonight from watching the finales for Hacks and Half Man one after another is going to be wild.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
New pet for the island! Lol
Trogdor the Burninator as a pet in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Telephone by Lady Gaga!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Out of the final 3 people left, I’m glad that person won, but I fucking hate this show 🤗 lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I saw a late night showing of Obsession and I couldn’t sleep bc I was still thinking about it and felt so unsettled by it. Believe the hype on this movie bc it’s so good.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve teared up/cried at almost every episode of Hacks this season, so I’m sure the series finale won’t emotionally compromise me at all!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Guess who isn’t great at sneaking and guess what this game has a lot of lmao
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Let’s see how this goes!
Dark Anthology Pictures game “Directive 8020”
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I try to be genuinely optimistic and enjoy Survivor each season, but it never fails that I get mad as hell with it by the end lol. All the people I dislike the most usually end up winning and I get the vibe this season won’t be any different. Guess we’ll see! 🥴
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The official trailer for The Vampire Lestat (IWTV Season 3) comes out today.
The “ha ha yes” sickos meme, but in French.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Joe asking chat about weekend plans on a Tuesday
Stan from Mad Men asking Don if he has weekend plans and Don replying that he doesn’t know because it’s Tuesday.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m usually pretty forgiving of the attempted puns on my daily calendar bc I like the whimsy, but I’m at a loss here…
Daily calendar page for April 20th that reads “Because you’re alive, everything is popsicle!” with a smiling cartoon popsicle
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me to myself if I posted all the stuff I have in my drafts:
Willem Defoe from The Lighthouse with text that reads: “Look at ye. Postin’ cringe.”
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pumping gas and the national anthem was playing (Goodbye Earl by The Chicks).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I identify with all the zombies in RE9 that scream about turning the lights off and needing quiet, but the one I identify with most is the maid that’s furiously scrubbing the bathroom mirror and screaming about mess.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’ve been watching my boyfriend play RE9 and I didn’t warn him about the chainsaw bc I wanted to see the chaos again. It was worth it. 😌
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The Vampire Lestat @annerice.amc.com · 25/02/2026
Oh yeah, he's coming. #TheVampireLestat
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thank god I bought all those new sweaters just in time for this 70 degree weather!! 🥴
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The face of a dog who is witnessing me leave my house for the first time in over a week (he’s confused).
Black dog standing in living room.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
She’s a star!!!!!! ⭐️
Pearl as Tree Topper (she’s a star).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I don’t have the emotional capacity to be at work today after watching the newest Heated Rivalry episode this morning. I love love!!!!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m checking in today for our HMJ chat November Birthdays! Enjoying my birthday by having a day off of work, watching the stream, and baking a cake while waiting for Stranger Things later!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I saw Wicked For Good! I butcher the original broadway version of No Good Deed every time I listen to/sing it, but it’ll be nothing compared to how badly I’ll butcher Cynthia’s version!
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