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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am so excited to see Resident Evil tomorrow!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AHS and Yellowjackets are going to be in a competition of which show is the worst one I’ll watch this year lol.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ruff life!
Thor (black dog) laying on his back in the most unbothered way possible.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nothing gives me a bigger rush than opening a blind box and getting the exact one I wanted 💙
Astrobot figurine from a PlayStation All Star Series Blind Box
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me when I’m ordering at a restaurant:
Josh Ruben as The Fisherman on Dropout’s most recent episode of Gamechanger.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, well, well…Adam Driver finally said yes to Marvel lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m just one bad day away from saying fuck it and decorating my house for Halloween lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In the drive-thru this morning & the car in front of me paid for my food. The cashier looked at me expectantly waiting for me to pay it forward, but I panicked and kept thinking about that Tim Robinson skit so I just said thanks and drove off. I’ve felt guilty about it all day long 🙃
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You’ll know I’ve been body swapped if I start backing into parking spaces.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Woke up thinking about this moment from SpongeBob for some reason lol
Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob making a note to himself to watch out for Squidward.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Catching up on The X-Files VOD! My mom loved that show and we got her this game for Xmas one year and she never played it & when I tried I was too young and dumb to make it far lmao. Very excited to see it finally! lol
HMJ xfiles vod in background, Thor the dog in foreground
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I watched Spider-Man first thing this morning and I’ve been thinking about it all day! The new movie encapsulates why he’s my favorite superhero and I loved it so much! ❤️💙
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thor is locked in
Dog (named Thor) watching the halfmoonjoe livestream
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The Vampire Lestat @annerice.amc.com · 24/07/2026
SHE IS COMING. #QueenOfTheDamned
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just saw the interview where Kevin Feige said they’ve met with Adam Driver many times via zoom to discuss roles in Marvel & Adam always turns it down. I've always had this theory that they wanted him for Doom, but he passed on it & they reworked the whole thing to give it to RDJ (unfortunately).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Honestly, I almost bought it. 🫡🇺🇸😌
Tshirt of Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) from High School Musical
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Our dog is small lapdog! Do not tell him otherwise! (He’s 60lbs)
Boyfriend sitting with a large 60lb black dog on his lap and they are both locked in and watching tv.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I guess I look like I’m struggling bc I got asked if I wanted a crown in the Burger King drive thru today lol
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Squidward's Unenthusiastic Moments in Spongebob
Alt: Squidward struggling
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Hard to believe the line "Feel fine, I kissed the lies, why must they be so kissable?" has been living rent free in my head for 20 years.
A 20th anniversary vinyl pressing of AFI’s album Decemberunderground
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just watched the premiere episode of TVL and we are so back!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Nerdist wrote this just for me lol
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THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Review: Devil's Minion Edition
Here's a quick spoiler-free discussion of The Vampire Lestat looking at how Armand and Daniel (also known as Devil's Minion) fit into it.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Another new pet! Mystery from SpongeBob!
Giving my mii Mystery from SpongeBob as a pet in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The absolute tonal whiplash I'll be experiencing tonight from watching the finales for Hacks and Half Man one after another is going to be wild.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
New pet for the island! Lol
Trogdor the Burninator as a pet in Tomodachi Life Living the Dream
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Out of the final 3 people left, I’m glad that person won, but I fucking hate this show 🤗 lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I saw a late night showing of Obsession and I couldn’t sleep bc I was still thinking about it and felt so unsettled by it. Believe the hype on this movie bc it’s so good.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve teared up/cried at almost every episode of Hacks this season, so I’m sure the series finale won’t emotionally compromise me at all!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Guess who isn’t great at sneaking and guess what this game has a lot of lmao
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Let’s see how this goes!
Dark Anthology Pictures game “Directive 8020”
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I try to be genuinely optimistic and enjoy Survivor each season, but it never fails that I get mad as hell with it by the end lol. All the people I dislike the most usually end up winning and I get the vibe this season won’t be any different. Guess we’ll see! 🥴
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The official trailer for The Vampire Lestat (IWTV Season 3) comes out today.
The “ha ha yes” sickos meme, but in French.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Joe asking chat about weekend plans on a Tuesday
Stan from Mad Men asking Don if he has weekend plans and Don replying that he doesn’t know because it’s Tuesday.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m usually pretty forgiving of the attempted puns on my daily calendar bc I like the whimsy, but I’m at a loss here…
Daily calendar page for April 20th that reads “Because you’re alive, everything is popsicle!” with a smiling cartoon popsicle
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Me to myself if I posted all the stuff I have in my drafts:
Willem Defoe from The Lighthouse with text that reads: “Look at ye. Postin’ cringe.”
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pumping gas and the national anthem was playing (Goodbye Earl by The Chicks).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I identify with all the zombies in RE9 that scream about turning the lights off and needing quiet, but the one I identify with most is the maid that’s furiously scrubbing the bathroom mirror and screaming about mess.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’ve been watching my boyfriend play RE9 and I didn’t warn him about the chainsaw bc I wanted to see the chaos again. It was worth it. 😌
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The Vampire Lestat @annerice.amc.com · 25/02/2026
Oh yeah, he's coming. #TheVampireLestat
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thank god I bought all those new sweaters just in time for this 70 degree weather!! 🥴
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The face of a dog who is witnessing me leave my house for the first time in over a week (he’s confused).
Black dog standing in living room.
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
She’s a star!!!!!! ⭐️
Pearl as Tree Topper (she’s a star).
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I don’t have the emotional capacity to be at work today after watching the newest Heated Rivalry episode this morning. I love love!!!!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m checking in today for our HMJ chat November Birthdays! Enjoying my birthday by having a day off of work, watching the stream, and baking a cake while waiting for Stranger Things later!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I saw Wicked For Good! I butcher the original broadway version of No Good Deed every time I listen to/sing it, but it’ll be nothing compared to how badly I’ll butcher Cynthia’s version!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Thinking about her 💜
Secret Lair cardSecret Lair card
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m still mad as hell my local theaters didn’t get Frankenstein, but I’m super excited to watch it today after work!
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Watching Twilight and just realized Bella’s truck is a stick shift. You’re telling me that uncoordinated klutz is doing all that when driving? Not a chance lol
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If ghosts aren’t real, then explain this! Happy Halloween! 🎃👻.
Dog dressed up for Halloween as a ghost
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whit_michelle @whitmichelle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In a good mood because it’s my ideal fall weather outside today! Temp in the 40s, somewhat rainy, dreary, and the wind lightly blowing the leaves around. Perfect.
Trees with yellow leaves on a dreary fall day
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