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Walt “FML” Whitman

@whitmanfml.bsky.social
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Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)

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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 46m
I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and i believe in the flesh and the appetites.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 2h
We have had ducking and deprecating about enough, and after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 4h
My sister officially has no boundaries, there is no better than it and now.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 6h
My signs are a rain-proof coat and good shoes and a staff cut from the woods, and I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 8h
Where the half-burned brig is riding on unknown currents, and I had 3 teeth pulled.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 10h
I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, scaling mountains, pulling myself cautiously up, holding on by low scragged limbs.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 12h
Rise after rise bow the phantoms behind me, and I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 14h
My wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and the snowstorm or rainstorm, the tow-trowsers, the lodge-hut in the woods, and the still-hunt.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 16h
Another of my dad's blind dates went bad, this is the touch of my lips to yours, this is the murmur of yearning.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 18h
I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but boss and journeyman and apprentice?, churchman and atheist?
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 20h
Seasons pursuing each other the indescribable crowd is gathered, it is the Fourth of July, what salutes of cannon and small arms, and I put my travel cup of coffee on the shelf behind me while getting a haircut.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 22h
I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. And the narrowest hinge in my hand puts to scorn all machinery.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, the last scud of day holds back for me.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, the latest news, discoveries, inventions, societies, authors old and new.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And that I can remind you, and you think them and know them to be true is just as wonderful, and my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Knowing the perfect fitness and equanimity of things, while they discuss I am silent, and go bathe and admire myself, and I was lying in bed when my sister came home.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pump, the piledriver, the great derrick, the coalkiln and brickkiln, and I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. The leaks gained fast on the pumps, the fire eat toward the powder-magazine.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, and you must not be abased to the other.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In all people I see myself, none more and not one a barleycorn less, and my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the lexicographer or chemist, this made a grammar of the old cartouches, and I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so wandering amazed at my own lightness and glee.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They saw so many strange faces they did not know whom to trust, and while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My teeth feel dirty. Just go brush them, through the clear atmosphere I stretch around on the wonderful beauty.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, nor the old man who has lived without purpose, and feels it with bitterness worse than gall.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read the promise and patiently wait, and I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I heard the distant click of their picks and shovels, and I found out that the money I spent on a very specific degree was wasted, because apparently, I don't qualify for a job at the place that told me I had to have that degree.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Receive me and my lover too, he will not let me go without him, and I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. The wonder every one sees in every one else he sees, .
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you think it was in the white or gray stone? or the lines of the arches and cornices, and I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, the mate stands braced in the whaleboat, lance and harpoon are ready.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, perhaps I might tell more, Outlines! I plead for my brothers and sisters.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and the soul is always beautiful, it appears more or it appears less, it comes or lags behind.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At my grandpa's funeral, magnifying and applying come I.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and it is so, I witnessed the corpse, there the pistol had fallen.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arrests of criminals, slights, adulterous offers made, acceptances, rejections with convex lips, and I woke up to the most excruciating pain in my jaw.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the way home, the armfuls are packed to the sagging mow.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The pilot seizes the king-pin, he heaves down with a strong arm, and a cute guy approached me at a nightclub.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And that my soul embraces you this hour, and we affect each other without ever seeing each other, and never perhaps to see each other, and students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was in the park making out with a guy I’m seeing when I heard a familiar voice say, i know every one of you, and know the unspoken interrogatories.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the laborers perceive he could labor with them and love them, and after 14 months of chronic acne, my doctor finally put me on medication for it.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, what blurt is it about virtue and about vice?
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cold dash of waves at the ferrywharf, and my husband went to buy a car from some guy from Facebook.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I helped my girlfriend pick out a pretty dress for a corporate event. It turns out the first use it was going to see was a date with her side dick. They are alive and well somewhere.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I asked my dad to take me to the store so it is the mother of the brood that must rule the earth with the new rule.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Where the steamship trails hindways its long pennant of smoke, and a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slowstepping feet and the common features, and the common modes and emanations, and my brother accused me of faking my bipolar disorder for attention, all because I don't act the same as the bipolar girl in some TV show he watches.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The village on the highland seen from afar at sunset, the river between, and my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journeywork of the stars, and I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre.
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Walt “FML” Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The English believe he comes of their English stock, and I put up lost dog signs and even posted a Facebook post regarding my lost dog.
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