White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kicked the bucket? Feeling blue? Doktor Zoom has words for you. 020
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's going on with the hair? Talk about the lunatic fringe. 110
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a bit plain. I'd bedeck and bedazzle it. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026More songs about space stations and freeze dried strawberries. 030
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Get that bag in here now. I need changing." 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Still more realistic than his AI renderings. 011
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm going to have a celebratory Batman dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner. 030
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I can see the new commercials... "Trump Memecoin - Not Quite A Ponzi Scheme" 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Little is told of Jesus' years wandering the wilderness making a living as a hairdressers' model. 060
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@reformexposed.bsky.social Plans for Reform Leicestershire's private coppers shelved. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPolice boss 'right' to drop Leicestershire towns security plansOpponents of plans to deploy security staff in high street patrols welcome the shelving of the idea. 001
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He has the stamina of a much younger paedophile and rapist. 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Godzilla Plus One will mostly involve him struggling to find a suitably sized tuxedo and cummerbund, to impress his date. 020
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I knew it. Noel and Liam were scousers all along. 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Natalie Harp shares a look around her boudoir 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bunch of men learn a new language, practice arts and crafts, then try to go home. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Please God, send us a sign." ====== www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSix people injured after sign falls at Christian festival near SteyningEmergency services were called to reports of people in need of medical attention at Wiston Park. 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In National Aeronautics and Space Administration no one can hear you cheer. 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026They help you see men more clearly in the sunlight. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Still less embarrassing to wear than Meta perv glasses. 020
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@reformexposed.bsky.social Highways officers released a report, which concluded it was "too big" to deploy efficiently. However, the council has now said it will look again at the machine after senior Reform councillors visited manufacturer JCB this week. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukLeicestershire County Council confirms new pothole machine trialThe Reform UK-run council says it wants to look again at Pothole Pros after officers rejected them. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Gone "to spend more time with my family". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukReform UK councillor resigns from Leicestershire County CouncilHelen Butler, who represented Shepshed, says she wants to spend more time with her family. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sausage Fest for Christ. I see some didn't get the memo about odd facial hair being required. 0170
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026From the standpoint of water, water is getting through the Strait. 050
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You'd look glum too, with that tower coming out of your head. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Vote for the Count, not the cu...rrent leader of Reform. 0504
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of vowels suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 000
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026We've had our share of urban foxes, now we're getting urban deer. 030
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026They're eating the bangers, they're eating the mash. They're eating the bubble, they're eating the squeak. 130
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I find this very hard to believe. That he has a friend. 010
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"Can we do something to cover up that smell? Someone open up the casket." 120
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Longer than The Odyssey, but with many parallels. Keep an eye on the wooden structure. 040
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026@cripdyke.bsky.social ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard... 0367
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Jimmy Carr could probably sell you a laugh. Cash in hand. 120
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I take it that "beige trousers, brown shoes" is the "wacky" one, the iconoclast, the free spirit? 110
White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"I'll wear the black suit, you wear the blue dress. Second thoughts, we'll do it the other way round." 020
