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White Van Man Dan

@whitevanmandan.bsky.social
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My name is Dan, I drive a white van. Often.

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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@reformexposed.bsky.social Plans for Reform Leicestershire's private coppers shelved. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Police boss 'right' to drop Leicestershire towns security plans
Opponents of plans to deploy security staff in high street patrols welcome the shelving of the idea.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Godzilla Plus One will mostly involve him struggling to find a suitably sized tuxedo and cummerbund, to impress his date.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Please God, send us a sign." ====== www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Six people injured after sign falls at Christian festival near Steyning
Emergency services were called to reports of people in need of medical attention at Wiston Park.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@reformexposed.bsky.social Highways officers released a report, which concluded it was "too big" to deploy efficiently. However, the council has now said it will look again at the machine after senior Reform councillors visited manufacturer JCB this week. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Leicestershire County Council confirms new pothole machine trial
The Reform UK-run council says it wants to look again at Pothole Pros after officers rejected them.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We've had our share of urban foxes, now we're getting urban deer.
Muntjac deer standing on the gravel of our  driveway.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Daily Telegraph in two features.
Masthead from The Daily Telegraph for Wednesday 29th of July trailing articles on why Bear Grylls makes his children eat offal, and why Britain's most persecuted minority is millionaires.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...
Commonwealth Games Gold medal winning swimmer Alice Tai, proudly showing off her medal and trans rights badge.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I must admit, I misread this wonder beauty ingredient at first glance.
Boots skincare advert:  I tried PDRN for 4 weeks - The Results Genuinely Surprised Me
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/msam...
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"I wandered lonely as a cloud... " "Yeah baby! That rules!" "That floats on high o'er vales and hills,..." "Awesome! Float on dude! " "When all at once I saw a crowd, A host, of golden daffodils;" "Woohoo! Daffodils! You the man!"
White van on British motorway, belonging to Wordsworth Crushing.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I thought crows were supposed to be smart. This dummy doesn't know these are cooking apples.
Crow at the top of an apple tree.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If he is assassinated, Trump has left instructions that The Epstein Files are buried on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago. Under "a big W".
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social Collection of prints by Rachel Holdforth – a disabled, neurodivergent and queer spiritual director, printmaker and chaplain... bsky.app/profile/wobb...
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think the Mexicans are up for the England v Mexico last 16 match. I've just seen a sign. "Remember the Bake-Off Mexican Week"
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/whit...
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Unfortunately we'll have to hope for a cup game to see any Tickle McCracken action.
Bradford City sign goalkeeper McCracken, whilst Bristol City sign goalkeeper Tickle.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Would it be churlish to nominate The Reflecting Pool to this organization, for award consideration? www.usgbc.org
usgbc.org
USGBC | U.S. Green Building Council
USGBC is committed to a sustainable, prosperous future through LEED. Our mission is to transform the way buildings and communities are designed, built and operated, enabling an environmentally and soc...
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Too hot to do anything but sit and enjoy. May tidy up later if we get a second wind.
English Midlands garden in the sunshine. Messy, but colourful.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This must be the dregs semi-final #bgt
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Not wanting to be left behind, with Trump's golden statue, JD Vance supporters have erected a statue of him, fashioned from a vintage La-Z-Boy, and barber shop sweepings. ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...
JD Vance all alone in a desolate snowy landscape.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Lupins. That is all.
Purple lupins, resplendent against a red painted garden fence, with a hanging basket of yellow pansies photobombing the top left corner.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social Stay strong. Much better than one of the other transport companies, Stop Trans.
Lorry on UK motorway for transport company Vigor Trans.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Daily Telegraph feature 17-04-26
Andy Mycock feature, mentioning his mother Pat.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sorted for trees and whizz. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Human urine made into fertiliser to help grow new forest
Scientists behind a project to turn human wee into plant fertiliser hope to grow their first forest.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Stephen Colbert taking Gollum's story arc in a different direction.
Release announcement for Stephen Colbert's Lord of the Rings movie above mock Reform UK candidate announcement for Gollum.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social A poetic and fascinating incident in deaf history. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Leicester Cathedral reveals sign language wedding held in 1576
Cathedral bosses believe the signed service could have been one of the first in England.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Wordle in 2. For a 69 day streak. Nice. Wordle 1,697 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“Luther Vandross is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Just before Elon dies, he'll upload his consciousness into a magic 8 ball filled with slurs.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@cripdyke.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/refo... The next step after lying about children's trans library books, sell off the former libraries.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A well earned Knighthood for the almost palindromic able Sir Idris Elba. www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...
mirror.co.uk
Idris Elba takes home another trophy as he's made a knight in New Year Honours
Idris Elba is signing off 2025 with another win under his belt as he reveals his plans lie away from acting despite being linked with the vacant James Bond role
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social Just spotted this researcher on The Curse of Oak Island
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@cripdyke.bsky.social The state of local reporting🙄 "...blue, red, and white stripes" "It is thought this could be related to the Supreme Court Ruling from April 2025..." www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
cambridge-news.co.uk
Toilet with message painted on seat left outside Labour HQ in Cambridge
The toilet had a flag sticking out of it that read "where do we go now!"
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
@cripdyke.bsky.social My local council, whose first order of business was to remove Pride flags from Council buildings, now has a member railing against the 'extreme gender ideology' of a job advert showing an employee wearing a lanyard with Trans Pride Flag on it www.leicester.news/cool2btrans-...
leicester.news
Cool2BTrans founder Katie Neeves hits back at Joseph Boam post on ‘extreme gender ideology’
Boam's post has since been deleted from his Facebook page
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
@actualnames.bsky.social The growing of African white maize in the UK was great news for keen customer Perpetual Gumbo. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Farmer growing white maize in Cambridgeshire visited by Princess Anne
David Mwanaka's traditional Zimbabwean produce attracts customers from across the country.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"How was work today dear?" "Fine. Wanked off a whale so he doesn't breed with his mother. Same old same old." "Humpback?" "No, but he did give me a wave with his flipper." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Marineland orcas: Male 'sexually stimulated' to avoid inbreeding
Wikie, 24, and her 11-year-old son Keijo still don't have a new home despite months of wrangling.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
They're presumably going to need a wider top step on the podium, at the 2028 LA Olympics, for when Trump accepts his gold medals alongside the winners. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Chelsea win Club World Cup: Donald Trump stays on stage with players for trophy lift
Chelsea's Club World Cup celebrations in New Jersey were shared with an unexpected guest - US President Donald Trump.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
With all the challenges facing Leicestershire County Council's new Reform leadership, they decide that their first meeting needs to clamp down on flags. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Reform council brings in 'British values' flag rules in Leicestershire
The new Reform council leadership says it will meet LGBTQ+ and disabled staff over their concerns.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Kids these days with their dance music and their weird fashions.
King Charles in full military uniform grimaces, while wearing ear defenders, because they've let him fire a big gun.  The text says "The Moment When The Beat Drops".
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Bewitched: Two Dicks, Moorehead.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Me: Bluesky, show me Tesla versus all other EV manufacturers in the form of a baseball video. Bluesky: Right you are. Tesla are in blue and grey. bsky.app/profile/codi...
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I had a classical musician friend who stuck their flute in a power outlet. They're a conductor now.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
His excitement rising, his rough hands parted the delicate material to reveal... A Passion For Passion by Alice Fraser. Congratulations @alicefraser.bsky.social and thank you for the lovely packaging @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Swings and roundabouts in the UK. The rise of the cashless society has lead to fewer children requiring hospital treatment for swallowed coins www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... But, the kids have less opportunity to swallow money... as more families have none. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Big drop in child surgery for objects swallowed or stuck up nose
Cashless society may have helped, since coins were a common foreign object swallowed, surgeons say.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Endangered turtle stranded in Wales due to the Mump* administration's cuts to US Fish and Wildlife Service. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... *Musk and Trump. An unsightly lump and a pain in the neck.
bbc.co.uk
Kemp's ridley sea turtle stranded in Wales after Donald Trump aid freeze
A rare sea turtle due to return to the US is stuck in Wales after a White House foreign aid freeze.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"A chair lift" is what keen skier JD Vance calls his erection.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Christmas isn't really over until the last discounted mince pies disappear from the petrol station shops. I'm predicting mid-March.
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The only UK news source that tells it how it really is?
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Have you been a victim of upper class manspreading?
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White Van Man Dan @whitevanmandan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's going to make a heartwarming, feelgood movie, when Vivek and Elon find that the government waste they've been looking for, is the friends they've met along the way.
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