✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026about to migrate accounts to treehouse.systems, see you on the other side 011 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026i'm playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance because i watched some youtube clips and it had fun dialogue options, but what i'm getting instead is a _really_ in-depth history lesson about Czech nobility from a thousand years ago 130 3
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026maybe what Amaranth needs is a "starter FPGA project", something fun you can buy cheaply and mess around with 360 6
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026this response does address the request, technically speaking mastodon.social/@gnu_ebooks/1153573…mastodon.social 001 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026OH: "the ANC on my headphones is so good i just missed a drone strike fully" 141 4
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026@azonenberg i think you'd know the answer to this offhand: can i swap from an XC7A200T-1FBG676C for an XC7K410T in the same package with no PCB changes? 000 0
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026so, the list. while i do not think that "making a list" is inherently wrong, doing something like that requires a clarity of purpose and a specific, achievable objective. i do not think this particular list fits the requirements 1121 12
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026easy solution to the current political situation: give greenland a nuclear submarine 144 4
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧amos @fasterthanlime.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026babe wake up they invented carbon offset for AI 249 9
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026this is the most specific product safety notice i've ever seen 100 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026hey wanna hear something surreal? when i called 911 to report a stalker being actively in my home right now, the cop on the phone spent like a minute trying to figure out if my ethnicity was "white - british" or "white - other" lord only knows what they wanted that data for 000 0
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026UK residents: what do i have to commit so that Evri will finally stop putting items into trash bins? 310 3
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026wait, you can put a git worktree *inside* another git worktree for the same repo? 101 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026OH: "bgp stands for border geopolitics" 023 3
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026i like this part of the uk because it barely ever rains (i kind of like when it rains but i also kind of like when it doesn't rain) 100 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026dell laptops are frankly mid at best (and got worse since the ~2021 model i own right now) but it's relieving to know that if i need a replacement maybe it'll be made by a company that has one (1) working braincell cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/1158…cyberplace.social 201 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026kitty www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGdL-34L-GE 012 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026you know, i had to physically get the stalker out of my house, but even after that there's some _choice_ feelings to be had when someone forwards you the stalker sending them the pictures from inside your home 110 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026i think we need a kind of "DFM" in open source: design-for-maintainability basically, what happens when you get bored/tired/sick/done with the project and some other poor bastard has to take it over? that 024 4
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026catherine picks an IP camera, an adventure in 3 steps: 1. download firmware updates for 400 cameras 2. extract a device tree from each of them 3. intersect the chipset list with openipc.org/supported-hardware/feat… (... how else would you do it?)openipc.orgList of recommended SoCs - OpenIPC 020 2
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧Rairii :win3_progman: :win3: @rairii.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026ah, WPBT acpi table expected usecase: automatic execution of software “absolutely critical for the execution of Windows” that cannot be distributed any other way (source: WPBT spec) actual usecase: a mix of actual malware (absolute computrace) and potentially unwanted programs (oem crapware) […]labyrinth.zoneOriginal post on labyrinth.zone 006 6
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026one of the stranger parts of living in the UK is how common the knowledge of the NATO phonetic alphabet is. everybody, from banks to landords, expects me to be able to spell my surname using it is it taught in schools or something? 510 5
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026staggering degree of webdev incompetence 020 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/01/2026so, i have something important to say. on 9th of December 2025, i woke up to someone who stalked me for eight years being inside my home, finding my address through means that are still not fully clear. i know that several people reading this have in the past supported her (knowingly or not) or […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 000 0
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧bit101 @bit101.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026I made a venn diagram to help you understand Moiré patterns. 1029154 154
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026signs you're having a good time: you have some rust code. it is panicking. this is the only debug information you are provided with: 200 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/01/2026no, wikipedia, i don't think it is 010 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026RE: hachyderm.io/@chandlerc/11581958505… literally me mastodon.social/@chandlerc@hachyder…hachyderm.io 000 0
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026imagine being in charge of a product where you go out of your way to say "features: ✔✔✔ far calls!!" 221 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026just discovered that 0x1020304 in decimal is 16909060. nice 020 2
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧curche @curche.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025> sbt (originally simple build tool, nowadays stands for nothing[4]) Thanks Wikipedia ...wait. oh. Oh no. @whitequark 004 4
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025OH: (while looking at a piece of crackhead codegen) "it's like watching a counter-strike player... one shot and then goddamn reload" 102 2
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025does vexriscv document the invariants it expects from the memory subsystem _anywhere at all_, or am i supposed to glean what the CPU expects from Scala code and their AXI/Wishbone/Avalon adapters? 100 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025there should be a program called `unrv32c` that decompresses the RISC-V instructions from stdin to stdout 000 0
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧Maronno Winchester @pstrada.bsky.social · 30/12/2025@c3fax@mastodon.social 🔗 mastodon.social/ap/users/115... - New Fax from 5514 received at 2025/12/30 13:39:05 #39c3 #telefax #retronetworking 0226 22
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025the real sign of becoming middle-aged is when you start writing unit tests for even "simple" code 031 3
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025using sbt should be considered a form of self-harm 502 5
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025just used #PyPy to accelerate an Amaranth simulation from 35s to 17s (no code changes) it's pretty good 010 1
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025this question is coming up a lot so i'll pin it - replacement for github: codeberg.org - replacement for github pages: grebedoc.dev - easy ci runners for codeberg: github.com/whitequark/nixos-forgejo…codeberg.orgCodeberg.orgCodeberg is a non-profit community-led organization that aims to help free and open source projects prosper by giving them a safe and friendly home. 137 7
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025"a single braking event of a small car can dissipate over 0.12 kWh worth of energy" i am begging people to use joules 110 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025i wonder if you could make a small business out of providing Forgejo Actions compute resources for projects that want to pay for what they use instead of giving control up to GitHub 213 3
Reposted by ✧✦Catherine✦✧Royce Williams @tychotithonus.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025So if you initiate the phone-to-phone Signal account transfer process, and it _almost_ completes, such that the _account_ is transferred, but the _data_ isn't, and then errors out ... and if you didn't have backups enabled ... then your entire chat history just vanishes into thin air with zero […]infosec.exchangeOriginal post on infosec.exchange 010 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025i implemented Ascon-Hash256 in Amaranth! (as well as laid the groundwork for the rest of Ascon family functions, including Ascon-AEAD128) it comes at 1268 LUTs for iCE40 in the "compact" configuration, processing an average of 5.3 bit/cycle. a little […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 1124 12
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025[hot take] i don't think cryptographers should be allowed to write cryptographic specifications i understand that this is very precise but if you're trying to implement the algorithm it adds _so_ much overhead 111 1
✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025lmao wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1458… 111 1