Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Scrambled eggs, Döner meat, tomato, fried mushrooms, a has brown, baked beans, all wrapped in a flatbread...I can taste the rainbow. 110
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"I have no mouth and I must mate", the little known sequel to Harlan Ellison's more popular original. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Do I need a new pair of sunglasses for what remains of the summer...decisions decisions decisions... knockaround.com/products/duc...knockaround.comDuckDuckGo Paso RoblesKnockaround and DuckDuckGo are introducing the world's most innovative anti-surveillance sunglasses. AKA Normal F***ing Sunglasses. No camera, no microphone, no AI, no battery, no electronics of any k... 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Designers Republic called, they want the visual identity of the Wipeout series back... 020
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Honesty in advertising. www.instagram.com/reel/Day1TyL...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is begging for a "buy one, gift one" campaign. I'd get one in a heartbeat. 020
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'd love to work on an updated, modern tech version of One Must Fall: 2097. 010
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Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In a similar railings/fencing vein, there used to be a lot of railings in London made of metal stretchers left over from WW2. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stretch...en.wikipedia.orgStretcher railing - Wikipedia 1102
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Now going to incorporate "I'm not touching that with a 36ft, North Cambridgeshire ladder." into my daily discourse. 0112
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I switched to a U1 from a P1S and it's been a complete game changer. Especially when using soluble or dissimilar material supports (pla & petg). 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Ban this sick filth. Won't someone think of the children? 000
Reposted by WhispertronSickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8... 10468162
Reposted by WhispertronPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Slop purveyor: my machine lets me produce 6,000 gallons of hot dogshit per day. How do you think you can possibly compete with that? Literally any creative person: by not producing 6,000 gallons a day of hot dogshit, mostly 3598137
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Not a written essay, but this thirteen year old talk by Mike Monteiro, aimed at marketing and advertising creative, uses the phrase to great effect youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U?...youtu.beMike Monteiro: F*ck You, Pay MeYouTube video by CreativeMornings HQ 070
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Camp David is a kinda cringey clothing brand worn mostly by German men. Usually ones who have aged out of Alpha Industries clothes, but still feel the need to proclaim being part of a fictional world expedition or athletics training team that lists year of establishment on all their clothing. 110
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 17/06/2026It just struck me that the S is almost an exact match to the Sketchers logo typeface. Someone far funnier than me can probably do something with that knowledge. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Working retail, I remember an occasion where a couple knew we weren't allowed to make them leave and kept browsing out of spite. We closed 20 minutes late that day. Felt like two hours. Hell has a special place for the corporate apparatchiks whose rules enable this sort of behaviour. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This is how I learned that mapquest is still a thing. www.mapquest.commapquest.comOfficial MapQuest - Maps, Driving Directions, Live TrafficOfficial MapQuest website, find driving directions, maps, live traffic updates and road conditions. Find nearby businesses, restaurants and hotels. Explore! 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Years ago I planned an outing to the Marble Arch Caves in Fermanagh, a good 2h drive away. Knowing them to be closed after rainfall, I'd call ahead to check. After postponing the 3rd week in a row, I really questioned the wisdom of having a tourist site that has to close if it rains. In Ireland. 040
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026You cannot mention your state-of-the-art precipitation defences without mentioning the advanced ports allowing for ventilated or unventilated observation (open or closed windows), while also providing full, partial, or completely reduced illumination (time of day and weather condition dependent). 020
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Slow build-up? Check. Several smaller detonations before big one? Check. Visible shockwave? Check. Multiple party-streamer smoke arcs? Check. Pleasingly illuminated mushroom cloud? Check. Multi-multi-million dollar price-tag? Check. 10/10, is good. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 22/05/2026So sorry for your loss. One doesn't realise the size of the space they take up in one's life until they are no longer at your side. Rumble, my faithful companion of 13 years, succumbed to an aggressive cancer last month. I miss him more than I can ever explain. 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 16/05/2026This sounds like a fun read! I'm imagining a First Nations re-imagining of Lake Wobegon Days. 120
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 15/05/2026All boxes will be claimed for lounging purposes. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I cannot help but think that the pictures will look something like a haunted forest. 050
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Me demonstrating proper posture after nine hours at the desk. 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Alas, mine stopped blinking many, many years ago. ☹️ 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 11/05/2026_eyes their 1995 copy of Pink Floyd's `Pulse'_ Y'know, that's not a completely insane idea... 110
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Hell yeah. aftermath.site/double-fine-...aftermath.siteDouble Fine Is UnionizingThe Psychonauts developer is the latest Microsoft studio to unionize 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It indeed does not, but there's workarounds. Like this one: www.howtogeek.com/778680/how-t...howtogeek.comHow to Make a Google Forms Ranking QuestionFor feedback, registrations, or similar forms, you can ask respondents to rank a list of items. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Google forms can handle that number of respondents easily, and doesn't cost anything for basic form creation and response collection. 100
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 01/05/2026This reminds me of the "choose life" monologue from Trainspotting. 040
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation quotes CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder without mentioning that he's a fictional character. I'd like to think that whoever at the CBC wrote this did so with a big, beaming smile. www.cbc.ca/news/world/o...cbc.caParody news site The Onion says it has a new plan to acquire Infowars.com | CBC NewsThe parody news site The Onion says it has a new plan to acquire the conspiracy website Infowars.com, something it has been trying to do since the site first came up for sale two years ago. 000
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Die Techniker die wir verdienen, nicht die, die wir brauchen. 010
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 26/03/2026On a shirt is great. Tacking a shirt around a canvas gives it softer lines, and a nicely different wall presence. Here's an old threadless t-shirt I did that to. 110
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Despair skeleton may end up being stretched around a canvas and hanging on my office wall as part of my video conference background. 111
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Pushing the turbo button to make them run twice as fast. 020
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Is that what the youth are calling it these days? 020
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Great work! They remind me of what Designers Republic did for Wipeout. 011
Whispertron @whispertron.bsky.social · 11/03/2026This is exactly what I wanted my cat print subscription money to be used for. 140