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@whiskybot.bsky.social
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Nullius In Verba. Some people say I am a dreamer, mostly I blame AUHD. Sommelier, Teacher, RetailWageDrone Neuro-NotEvenCloseToTypical. ProHuman, ProUBI, Pronouns: Flexible

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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 1h
Or both. Release the files: followed by trials and public executions. Starting with the guy who came up with the idea.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 1h
Meat cute He is also a cannible as he was not a great pirate.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 18h
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 @blackpanther25.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🤢🤮👇 Driscoll's Nᴏᴘᴇ🚫
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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 18h
Being thankful for how far we have come is not the same as thinking we don’t have a long way to go. From the territory of the Algonquin Anishnabe I wish you a happy thanksgiving.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 20h
I know we are moving towards an electric future but watching all the disaster that heralds it hurts my soul.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 22h
That moment where you have forgotten to eat all day and then smell food. The HuNGeR is Upon mE!!!
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Wendy Ad 🇨🇦🌈🐝 🏳️‍⚧️🦋🐾🐈🌻🇺🇦🍁🇦🇷 @muchogatos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
His boss sold Stelco to the US. That they went bankrupt and Canada helped save them, seems to be ignored by the Cons.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah just whip that lawsuit up on the weekend when no body is working in the government and send it off by 5 am. Shouldn’t he be in his riding taking care of his constituents issues?
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In a hurry to sell out. PP needs to just resign already.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Totally didn’t see this one coming 😉
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dear US mayors. I can see well enough from up here and have more than enough popcorn. When the dumpster is out feel free to earn back my business. Until then I will stay clear.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A good day was had. Night people, rest well.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And yet Netanyahu flew through Canadian airspace with no interference
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One has to imagine that fuel may have some issues crossing the war zone drone fields. Especially if others help locate the ghost fleet.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cook books? I mean useful skill in some circles…
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We have death panels now? Do they play Nickel Back? Or just like death leopard on loop?
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Along with sense weather-bones and new unlock barometer headaches… Are there any caveats to the players manual 5th addition beyond the Strength of will towards sweets?
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So I am checking out these new level up unlocks and I am slightly confused…. It seems wisdom does not come with an upgrade to the linear thoughts package or an enhancement to the memory systems like I thought. I definitely feel the enhanced creaking from my back and bones feature,
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
City of ottawa should start fining and billing Loblaws exponentially for each infraction.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Underrated post
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Level up day. Old plus one friends, old plus one.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I work in his old riding and the people of Manotick are still mad at him. 😂
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's Toronto Star
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also isn’t she supposed to be under house arrest? They need to revisit how they define work for her. Restrict it to the jobs she thinks are being stolen by immigrants and not grifting in Ottawa.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s how much time he spends in his riding 😂
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Robert Benzie @robertbenzie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: It’s been three years since the RCMP launched a criminal investigation into Premier Doug Ford’s Greenbelt land swap. A former Ontario attorney general says the Mounties should properly update the public on the status of the probe. www.thestar.com/politics/pro...
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Three years later, RCMP says investigation into Doug Ford’s Greenbelt scandal is still ‘ongoing’
It has been more than 1,100 days since the Mounties launched their probe into Ford's $8.28-billion land swap on Oct. 10, 2023.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dear gods above, can people stop groping at me like I am an animal in a petty zoo doing a clever trick!
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Choices were made. The council has already called for an inquiry. On to the nonsense!
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I fear my catchphrase at work has become “Choices were made, I regret them already.” Usually deployed upon entering the building.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does it include having all MPs get security screening and clearance? Or say having a blind trust requirement…
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Katy Perry calling herself an Astronaut, strikes me in the same way my customers refer to themselves as Sommelier. Unless you are trained in a field and do the job, please stop.
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Jason Cordova @jasoncordova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Four years ago I was in a place to pay for my car with cash, and I did. But it was an illuminating process: the dealership *did not* want to do it. They couldn’t say no, obviously, but they fought me at every step. That’s when I realized they weren’t in the business of selling cars, but rather debt.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clearly this man has never gone hungry. He only hungers for more power.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Manotick goes petty. From the guy in the village, you are not wrong.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do believe I may be three dopamine farms in an adult costume…
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the guy who created the party of western grievance…
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because we probably won’t harass you at the border or kidnap you into a detention camp, if you are a white male, and let us do a deep dive on your phone.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But all those exercise videos make him look so manly. 🤣
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going forward we should not let conservatives run anything. They live to cut programs at great public expense and seem to only be skilled at corporate donor based fraud. We should just assume if they claim to be great business people to yeet them back at the public sector to go do that.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did he not remember how bad this all ended with Erin the Tool? Like he literally led the charge to oust the guy after his lack lustre AI muscle guy routine!
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t we have him do the jump off the cliff and stream it for charity. I feel like so many people would pay to view him yeet himself.
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On this national day of reconciliation we remember that the fundamental journey in Canada is between Indigenous and settler. We must learn to walk together for a better shared future.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As it should be. For truth and reconciliation day. I will be quiet and let their story be the important thing. From the unseeded lands of the Anishinabe Algonquin Nation this is one old white guy, shutting up and doing the listening.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No beaver wants to be that close to him
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That poor passenger cornered for his sound bite and “normal man” taxpayer funded short haul flight.
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Thus spoken @whiskybot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have just learned there is such a thing as a beer knight in Belgium. Do they have beer squires? I am not sure but my brain is very curious.
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels Canada's standards of pesticides, fungicides and insecticides. Currently still sold in all Loblaw stores: Zehrs, Fresco, No Frills, Metro, Sobeys, grocery stores. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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