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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃

@whiskeythinker.bsky.social
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4th cousin to Sahulius Belchazer. Libtard. Seattle/PNW. Japan obsessed 🇯🇵. Traveler. BioHacker. Whiskey collector. Horology enthusiast. Italian vehicle collector. Liverpool Supporter. Firearms enthusiast. Bodybuilder. Plant based. Crazed Ukrainian wife🇺🇦

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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 1h
Translation: I might cause a terrorist like attack in a blue city and blame Iran or someone else. Russia does it all the time, so why cant I?
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 15h
Why is she standing like its her first day on earth?
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 15h
Why is she standing like its her first day as a human?
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 16h
His wife is can almost be classified as a plastic "real doll", so dont fucking tell you dont like artificial, Jeff
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 16h
80 year old slathering himself in orange paint and coloring his hair platinum blonde, whom is also NOT a professional clown is calling others "freaks"
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 17h
Yay fascism
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Will Ferrell's Enthusiastic Flex
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 22h
Putin told me im supposed to say its all under control
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Animal House: Kevin Bacon's 'Remain Calm'
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The shameless dick sucking is truly pathetic
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ted Lasso, Coach Beard, Roy Kent Fingers Crossed
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The psychotic part is that she will still get 40+% of the vote simply because Rs will only ever vote for a R, regardless of how fucking terrible they are at their job or at being a decent human.
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Getting fat like his dad
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"They didnt vote for me"
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There it is
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bullshit Meter Peaks
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prepared? They will rush a plane of russians here hoping this gets out. Blame Biden and then tell states that if they vote for democrats they get no funding to fight off the infection. Nobody laughs at this suggestion any more because we all know its completely plausible in with these sociopaths
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They (the media) would happily watch American cities burn simply for the potential ratings bump and opportunities to sell ad space for shitty pharma drugs and Pick up trucks
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Americans would have made him President
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least Putin has a sack of potatoes sent to the families of the people dying in his dumb war. Trump "come look at the helipad and helicopter you all paid for"
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least Putin has a sack of potatoes sent to the families of the people dying in his dumb war. Trump "come look at the helipad and helicopter you all paid for"
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your kids are dead but I no longer have to walk on grass to get to the helicopter that you paid for.
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"If they really loved me they would move to a red city/state" Trump *probably
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump/ICE takes credit in 3...2.. .
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They didn't vote for me so let's let them take out 20million people. That MIT genius logic hard at work. Note* also how the AI ghouls think about Americans
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shes one of those amazing cases of being 30 and looking like a 50 year old real housewife whos had a enormous amount of plastic surgery to try and look 40
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are we allowing evil versions of "Rainman" to ruin the world? Thats the question
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Vladimir Putin Makes a Toast
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Preach! I love animals but the world is absolute misery theae days and your pet dying does not help that. Its terrible but please dont wreck everyone else's day with that news.
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the media will ignore it. The GOP will ignore it. The Dems largely will ignore it. Whos not ignoring it is out current and former allies and our frienemies that will surely take advantage. We are the world's clown show
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was this mentioned even once on any of the corporate news media channels last night?
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world is a fucking mess due to 3 men who are all in late stages of their live, are desperate to hold power and avoid prison.
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
President Regina George
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She was trying so soooooo hard to gaslight and corner him. He didn't take the bait and she decided talking louder and more shrill would do the trick. Typical fox dipshit behavior
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They hit somewhere in Moscow. Id say that the target was hit.
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ill take "what wont be mentioned on the corporate news" for $500, Alex
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ill take "what will be ignored by all corporate news tonight" for $500, Alex
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What wont be talked about or mentioned once on any corporate news tonight
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Man's Surprised 'Dumb Huh' Face
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ari is a limp dick cog of the corporate news who are in bed with the white house
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In response the NYT put in their kneepads and prepared to write a apology and puff piece to dear leader
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thats the booze showing through 😆
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maga are their own nightmare thus they need to thrust their misery on the rest of us
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Voltron Comet Explosion
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mine is a bottle of limited release scotch that came home with me from Scotland. It had a sticky on it that read "open when she wins" on it. On election night 2024 I swapped it to "open when he dies". I sampled that scotch at the source in Dec of 22 and I am really looking forward to tasting it asap
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have my original copy still
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you insist and need to tell everyone..... You aren't
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fell out a window or shot himself in the back of the head.......twice?
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely have a bottle of whiskey set aside as a "open when he dies"
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friends. Co-conspirators. =/=
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you mean that if I ever see him in the street will I punch him right in his face, then probably yes
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