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Whiskeymittens

@whiskeymittens.bsky.social
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Former professional dog-walker, currently harassing dogs on the street for free. San Francisco, CA, USA.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remember: Wealth cannot be separated from power. We're seeing in real time how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of people. Taxing the rich isn't just an economic issue, it's a defense of our democracy.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long until we discover, as a nation, that addicting young people to sports betting was a terrible idea? 2 years? 5?
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just accidentally found a website that rates movies for “wokeness” so that, I guess, you can protect yourself and your family from experiencing the depiction of empathy.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Powell Street muni station smells of fresh bacon. That is all @sfmuni.bsky.social
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me to my friend with 2 knee replacements: “So, does is start with an enduring dull ache on the inside of…” Her: “Just go to the doctor!”
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think when I walk 27,000 steps on Saturday my step app should give me a fucking pass for Sunday and Monday while my right knee decides whether it’s still in the game or not.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really trying to figure out why my upstairs neighbors seemingly have to rearrange all the furniture every night.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God I love old man celebrity Instagram: Werner Herzog cooking steaks and Isaac Mizrahi salvaging furniture from NYC garbage piles. 🤌🤌
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you put roasted garlic cloves on my cheese board, you’re getting a 5 star review.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Elia" works in the Portabella mushrooms. "I'm a union representative and have good benefits, such as health insurance, paid vacation, paid holidays, respect at work, and a good work environment. I invite workers everywhere to organize and become union members too." #WeFeedYou
Farm workers standing in their unionized mushroom farm holding ufw flags
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
American Red Cross keeps calling me for a donation like they ain’t the ones who caused my iron deficiency.
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Vampire: I Want Your Blood!
ALT: Vampire: I Want Your Blood!
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Saw the phlebotomist at 5:00, MyChart has my results at 6:20. People at UCSF just be testing blood like
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Charlie Chaplin Nouns Nounish
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFiance #TellAll Shea is shady AF and possibly has a stanky penis that Annabelle has to wash herself.
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 15/09/2026
Oracle’s latest layoffs come just days after the company reported a 121% jump in cloud infrastructure revenue and continued its costly AI data center buildout.
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Oracle announces new round of layoffs in early-morning email: ‘Today is your last working day’
Oracle’s latest layoffs come just days after the company reported a 121% jump in cloud infrastructure revenue and continued its costly AI data center buildout.
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Melectro @melectro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Catie I have some bad news for you… #90dayfiance
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll I’ve never understood the ongoing language barriers. If I were in a multi-lingual relationship you better believe I’d have my ass in language classes every week. We need a new season of 90 Day, sponsored by Babbel™️.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll Do you think we can start a fund to force Marissa to see a colorist? I hate her hair so much. (Apparently 30% of why I watch this show is hair-related.)
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll Ok, so the first little bit of pushback and Catie falls apart. Now we see what Josh is dealing with. Emotional manipulation.
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Leah Rhony Suggests an Intervention
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll Does Rasit need to go back to Türkiye for a hair transplant? Looking a little thin back there.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll Love that every single person has clocked Catie as an alcoholic even before they hit the stage. 😂 Girl, it’s not OCD, it’s ABV.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#90DayFianceTellAll Debby’s hair looks great.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think I’ve finally gotten my Instagram feed as weird as my TikTok for you page used to be. Just watched a stop motion Barbie prepare a doll corpse and push it into a dollhouse cremation chamber. A+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@littlestfuneralhome)
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Celebrated 15 years in San Francisco today at Golden Gate Park and may have cooked myself a little (no burn because I’m a sunscreen girlie). So happy to be living in the middle of this awesome city. Viva la SF summer! ☀️
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, I’m very much enjoying “Your Friends and Neighbors“ even if I’m late to the party. Also, going through Apple TV’s library…I think I can cancel all other streaming for a few months. Lots of great shows to catch up on.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s hot here
A hot orange tabby cat melts on the sofa
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We need to normalize union organizing in every sector of American life.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The high was 92 degrees here today and I just remembered I put a bottle of Albariño in the fridge last night.
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Tina Fey's Hilarious Self High Five
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Too hot to work in San Francisco today.
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Hot Teddy Bear Cooled by a Fan
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My little “village” gets a write-up. sfstandard.com/2026/09/03/c...
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Cole Valley is having a moment
An influx of new shops and restaurants is reshaping San Francisco’s tiny Cole Valley neighborhood.
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I haven’t eaten a salad in months and now they’re coming for my mangos?!
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m really gonna need north lake to get its shit together so I can enjoy my weekend.
The temperatures in Truckee, CA over the next few days are lower than desired
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
National MS Outlook outage, you say?
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Deîak Jumps & Relaxes on Sofa
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I follow a couple of doctors on IG: one who interviews other doctors of all types about tips for the average person and another migraine specialist. I’ve learned I should 1) exercise more (to prevent illness of ALL body systems) and 2) don’t drink red wine. A bunch of killjoys.
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Christopher Walken: I Don't Want To
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I have a tiny amount of bitcoin in a wallet somewhere that I don’t remember and I fear it’s probably a decent amount of money that I’ll probably never find again. To be clear - I think bitcoin is a scam. But I used to buy Rx drugs online and it seemed like the best option for that kind of nonsense
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you time your door dash dessert delivery right on time for the gummy to kick in. 🤌🤌
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whoever first thought of putting mint together with chocolate, I tip my hat to you.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't argue with religious people because my thing sounds crazy too. Here's the deal, a big star blew up and the debris flew across the universe and eventually assembled itself into me
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 26/08/2026
One of one.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Love this queen. You do you, girl. 🫶
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Notably, in most of the tributes to Dolly on social media, the first things being mentioned are her philanthropy and overall generosity. This is how you take a talent and become a true icon and legend. We lost a great one.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I remembered I have extra junior mints in my purse from last week’s movie so things are going well for me.
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just paired some flamin’ hot Funyuns with a California sav blanc and seem to be fine so far. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Whiskeymittens @whiskeymittens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I really need to get my shit together before fall quarter. I’ve been averaging about 2 hours a day of actual work during the summer, I fear. 😬
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Homer Simpson with a Stick
Alt: Homer Simpson with a keyboard stick, wearing a caftan, “working from home”
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