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Dick Von

@whiskeydick.bsky.social
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Former Beast Master now a Stay-at-home cripple. ♿

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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm sorry to hear you're having to go through this. I'm glad you caught it early. Life has not been easy on you recently, but I hope knowing a bunch of us internet strangers are cheering you on and wishing you nothing but the best outcome helps just a little.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hey @elienyc.bsky.social just a heads up, your Twitter was compromised by a crypto scam.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Get your guess in!
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Kotozakura 11-4
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
We did! Congrats again. Everything was beautiful including you two!
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Throw some tzatziki on my tacos. I'm here for it.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
probably the most mischievous grin ever
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I just picture you standing in a cave with a clipboard yelling questions at a roof full of bats. But they don't answer back because they're bats and they don't know english.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Shlap Muan wings are no joke.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It's hard to confirm when security guards are so overprotective that you can't get in range with the stick you use to poke things to determine their realness.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Have you tried asking Clippy how you can get out?
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a paper clip with a face on it is sitting on top of a piece of paper .
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Bits of deez nuts
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A dirty delete deserves a dirty comment.... mud.
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TITTYBATS @tittybats.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Reposting because I goofed up! I’m giving away 4 of these care packages. Giving away one here, threads, fb, and IG. Want one? Follow me, leave a comment. That’s it! I’ll pick a random person from each platform on Sunday. Sorry for the dirty delete/repost. I’m a real dummy.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Yes! 🚬🦝
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
On-sight means on-sight. There's no expiration date.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I like a shimmery green. This Sesame Street Oscar The Grouch nail polish from Sally Hansen is my favorite. The color is named "Scram".
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Him.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Buying a silly shirt solves neither of these issues. It's virtue signaling.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Mine is Carl Sagan and musically Randy Rhoads
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
A friendly reminder that you're closer to homelessness than being wealthy. It only takes one hit to your finances.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The check
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a horse with springs on its legs is standing on a field .
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
She was awesome! It really sucks that she's gone. If anyone wants to assist her partner out with such a tragic loss, there's a GoFundMe set up to help with costs and such. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ga...
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Dona a Support Needed: Help Gabe After the Sudden Loss of Jen, organizada por Robyn C
Tragedy can strike without warning, changing lives forever. This is wha… Robyn C necesita tu apoyo para Support Needed: Help Gabe After the Sudden Loss of Jen
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I used to hate on them Lime scooters but that's how I get my ass home after walking somewhere.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Maybe they should stop putting the beef on the ground.
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Avery Hornn @averyhornn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If you want mosquitos to stop biting you, just cover yourself in spiders so the spiders eat the mosquitos #problemsolved
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Alright, serious question: Are y'all calling it Bloo-skai or Bloo-skee? #bluesky #TeamSkee
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We're on Bluesky now and we don't need that negativity here.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I tried to take a picture with my new camera but I have no idea how to make it take a decent picture. It just comes out as a white circle. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My whole ass Netflix just crashed and rebooted. If it does this shit during the Tyson fight I'm gonna be mad.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I would buy cheapish but comfortable work boots that I walked miles in per day and they lasted about 6months.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Yep, the mess isn't great either. Sticky. Now that I don't have to deal with any off it, I can at least appreciate their beauty from afar and the funk of fallen flowers is kind of nostalgic.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Beautiful but stinky. We had one in our front yard when I was young.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I can't believe it's only been a year. New Twitter has made it feel like ages.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
I'm glad he's ok.
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
😆😆
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Dick Von @whiskeydick.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
So happy to be here and see all of my favorite follows.
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