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Sam VdS

@whimsyeats.bsky.social
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Bread magician ✨ Food zine writer Here to help fellow foodies add a touch of whimsy and hygge into everyday eats. Mother of 2 in the Danish countryside 💐🇩🇰 mylinkb.io/whimsyeats

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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ICYMI: I wrote and designed an Odyssey / EPIC: The Musical inspired food magazine. It features 23 recipes inspired by the epic, and extras like cutouts for those without special cookie cutters, and an allergy and cooking method icon key! Print + Digital versions available mylinkb.io/whimsyeats
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Don’t you have standardized pronunciation guides on your own website? Isn’t this the point of having a dictionary?
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's here! I know many have been asking and waiting (waaaaaailliiting) for the recipes to all be available for a watch party. Now, my food zine for The Odyssey and EPIC: The Musical it out!! Download the digital version on my Substack for free - or purchase the deluxe print version before Sep. 8!
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cats when food
meme of “the human eye can expand up
to 55% while looking at something you love” with the bottom photo showing the pupil taking up 99% of the eye
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your favorite Disney Princess (wrong answers only).
Thumbelina from the 1994 animated film by Don Bluth
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy ‘dot dot dot’ day to those who celebrate
Scene from Mama Mia where they’re reading her mom’s diary and the passage is “July 17. What a night!”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Doesn’t even know who the king of Denmark is either
Photo of Mads Mikkelsen
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Shoutout to the funniest review I’ve seen on IMDb
rockerforever33
To the person talking about
BIOSHOCK
Seriously your argument is flawed, which made me sign up just so I could challenge you....
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In light of what’s happening with LinkTree, might I recommend the service I created (and use myself), as a way to be fully anti-AI and support fellow creatives 🌸 Mylinkb.io
Mylinkb.io page for anxious fish club featuring social icons, custom buttons, and background with botanical motif
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey :) I make 100% No AI websites and webshops for artists and small business owners with my husband. If you have questions about how to protect your IP, protect your art, and protect your websites and storefronts from AI scraping - leave a comment or DM 🌼
Ordinary-rabbit.com
Custom Websites & Webshops for Small Businesses
We are a husband and wife duo who make affordable custom websites and online stores for small businesses & creatives. We make everything from scratch, without relying on web platforms like Squarespace, Shopify, or Wordpress.
We also offer free tech support & advice for fellow entrepreneurs, and can help you launch or grow your business.
No A.l. usage
No sales or listing fees
No subscriptions
100% ownership & profits
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:
Photo of a black kitten laying belly-up and smirking with two fangs poking out
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Perfect thumbnail timing honestly
Horrible looking ad for AI vertical drama app about “the alpha’s bride” with deformed hands and uncanny features, which sits above another thumbnail for a video titled “why AI scares me”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Quickly scrolling past funny pregnancy videos after having your baby like
Andy dropping Woody meme “I don’t want to play with you anymore”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The comment sections about Greenland are basically the pancake/waffle tweet. “Leave Greenland alone.” “Oh so you’re fine with Venezuela being invaded????” No bitch. Who said that?
@BravoCoolee
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.
You can say "i like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"
No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Lemon (poppyseed) shark bread 🦈 🍋
Baked bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with poppyseeds on the top and hazelnut eyes Unbaked bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with poppyseeds on the top and hazelnut eyes Sliced bread loaf shaped like a lemon shark with a slice on the side topped with strawberry jam
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Finally the game I drew fanart of as a child is getting its dues in the big year 2025
Child pencil drawing of art from Kirby Air Ride with Kirby riding a Wheelie vehicle
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
How rfk jr seems to think this works
Soldier protecting sleeping child Meme where the weapons and fire are labeled “autism cells” and the soldier is labeled “foreskin”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Close enough
TikTok comment reading “this album is supposed to be a joke. actual swifties understand this”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Democracy isn’t dead
Fat bear week match 2
You voted!
Here are the results
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Shark bread oo-ha-ha
Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloring and raisin eyes Top view of Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloringFront face view of Great white shark shaped bread loaf with cocoa coloring and raisin eyes and almond sliver teethSide view of Great white shark shaped bread with gills and upright fins showing
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Diva Plavalaguna from The Fifth Element dying after she says the line “the stones are in me”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Zach Efron shrugging meme 
"THE ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST"
I'm not left or right I'm a secret third thing (right)

You see it's all about striking a balance Between criticizing the left and defending the right

I respect all political viewpoints It's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones

I'm above all that partisan fighting Basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions

Both sides are equally bad
I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it

I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Meme that says “TRADE OFFER” at the top
I receive 
- Larger stakes & cut of revenue 
- Exclusive IP access 
You receive
- Nothing in return
- Threat of antitrust
action
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Raccoon Bread 🦝
Unbaked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoonUnbaked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoonPuffier baked loaf of bread shaped like a raccoonSliced loaf of bread shaped like a raccoon
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Things are definitely worse and fascist, but let’s not pretend this is “unamerican”
Meme where 2 astronauts are looking at earth while one holds a gun 
“America is a police state now!”
“Always has been”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Simpsons meme of two monkeys with knives fighting while people cheer and bet money on them. One monkey is labeled trump, the other Elon.
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
How it feels watching two of the most powerful and horrible people in the world publicly fight and crashout online
Simpsons meme of two monkeys with knives fighting while people cheer and bet money on them. One monkey is labeled trump, the other Elon.
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Happy pride 🌈 Time for the same bi “discourse” that happens every June
Yu-gi-oh meme where Kaiba says “thanks for being an ally” and Yugi responds with “? I’m literally bi” and blasts his ass
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
AlexBlechman tweet reading 
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Reject modernity: with an image generated by AI of octopuses and sea life with terrible eyes that’s uncanny and creepy and wrong on a carnival ride
Embrace tradition: with an image of airbrushed Disney and WB characters that’s definitely not allowed on another carnival ride
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Tweet from @drewjanda
The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
lol appeal was also rejected
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Lmfao TikTok is so wild these days, they allow insane horrific comments all the time when I report them, but flag me making a beans joke on a video about coffee being bean juice
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Pippin screaming and writhing while his hands are stuck on the palantír in Lord of the Rings
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Pippin screaming and writhing while his hands are stuck on the palantír in Lord of the Rings
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Post from @pererokii: 
oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Image of Anakin from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace flying a spaceship with the text “Now THIS is a trade war”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Good Bones
Maggie Smith
Life is short, though I keep this from my children.
Life is short, and I've shortened mine
in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, 
a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways
I'll keep from my children. The world is at least
fifty percent terrible, and that's a conservative 
estimate, though I keep this from my children.
For every bird there is a stone thrown at a bird.
For every loved child, a child broken, bagged, 
sunk in a lake. Life is short and the world
is at least half terrible, and for every kind
stranger, there is one who would break you, 
though I keep this from my children. I am trying
to sell them the world. Any decent realtor, 
walking you through a real shithole, chirps on 
about good bones: This place could be beautiful,
right? You could make this place beautiful.
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Eurylochus the moment Odysseus fell asleep with the wind bag
Meme of cat looking down slightly with a self-satisfied, mischievous smile and squinting eyes as if he’s about to do something he knows he shouldn’t but can’t resist
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’ll be much safer this way, don’t worry! 🙂
Panopticon prison with guard tower in the center and text reading “say thank you! Thank you, president Trump”
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Carp bread 🐟
Unbaked loaf of bread shaped like a carp with large lipsCarp shaped bread with a focus on the facial features (raisin eyes, large lips, and whiskers)Carp bread after baking with a light brown color and the scales made with a bread razor visible
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Toad Bread 🐸
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Goose bread🪿
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This actress is single-handedly keeping the vertical short drama genre going and I’m seriously impressed Get that bag
AD for short max show Time Out with You featuring Mariah MossAd for Short TV show Stolen Heiress, Unstolen Love featuring Mariah MossAd for Short Max show The Rejected Luna Returns with a Son featuring Mariah MossAd for Short Max show The Divorced Billionaire Heiress featuring Mariah Moss
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Bee bread 🐝 🍯
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me if the pricks next door wake up my baby during naptime one more time
Griffith from Berserk when he assumes his demonic form
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🐙
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Axolotl bread ✨
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My sweet cheese, my good time boy 🦝
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Sam VdS @whimsyeats.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Time to break out the lucky lemon pig
Lemon made into a ‘pig’ with cloves for eyes, skewers for legs, and a penny in its mouth
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