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Ian Whelan

@whelan.bsky.social
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Ian Whelan @whelan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
[eating M&M's, watching The Pitt] DR. SANTOS: BP dropping, we gotta move fast. DR. ROBBIE, applying hand sanitizer: What do we have, Santos? SANTOS: 31 year old Caucasian male, unresponsive, colorful stains on lips and fingers. ROBBIE: M&M disease. Probably got it from all the M&M's he ate.
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Ian Whelan @whelan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Me when my wife asks if I want to get bagels or donuts tomorrow morning:
Don Draper pitch meme, the board reads "bagels *and* donuts"
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Ian Whelan @whelan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Wow! Seeing so many products produced specifically for my wife, the #1 mom.
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Ian Whelan @whelan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
me setting alarms for a morning flight:
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Ian Whelan @whelan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Being called "sir" at age 10: - Regal - Classy - A man, not a boy Being called "sir" at age 30: - I'm old - Youth is fleeting - Time spares no man
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