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Wheat Ulrich

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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can see everything
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I absolutely gave all my reddit gold to the poster for teaching me something new and freaking epic
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I learned on r/TodayILearned that these rhymes are actually about some dark twisted stuff that not even the Joker could laugh at
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, extremely wrong on artistic intent but unfortunately incredibly correct on the general population's approach and experience with music
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Granted I've only seen like 15-20 of his 126 films but of those I think Gozu is his best, Audition is great and iconic, Ichi 1 is iconic but bad, and the rest were middling with flair.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People excited for Bad Lieutenant Tokyo seem to be forgetting that Takashi Miike is insanely prolific with a good movie hit rate of like 5%
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It looks like they Simpsons-ified him for some reason. Very funny
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I have no personality and I've tried forcing myself to have hobbies not out of personal interest but out of soulless attempts to seem fuckable and nothing is working"
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro is being framed like a lonely dog watching for its owner to come home with wet food slop but he's sadly thinking of his holy grail of 9/11 death footage
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts 3.6^3: PREMIUM Squirting & Golden Shower 16 Hour Complete Collection
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That walk lmfao
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Incredible prescient work and project selection by Garfield landing both Social Network and now this at different ends of the Tech history timeline while fuckass Sorkin will flail in irrelevance with Social Network 2.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always forget if Mr Holland or Mr Popper had the Opus or the Penguins
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being on onlyfans singing Jerking 9 to 5, what a way to make a living
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would argue that every Gen x on the computer in 2026 has computer brain cook syndrome, in addition to that other stuff
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cloudy Bunch
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I saw this one time in a movie I think it was called Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A ghost is only scary if it has a motivation, such a for instance being a misunderstood boy who was killed by a real evil ghost of another guy who must be learned about through old newspaper clipping
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wet dog food is fucking gross as hell and unfortunately my old little dog has now been requiring it for about a year
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The rudeboyest one yet
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kingdom Hearts 4.5 ReRelease Remaster: "Raw" Footage Documentary - Amateur Madams - Again Restart: 01
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Legitimately baffling that Nerd.jpg isn't included
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Could be the move....
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Getting a little too high while watching Tim Burton's 2003 masterpiece Big Fish: "Fig Bish"
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My worst nightmare… 😉
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There's too many things. There should be like 10 or 15 things
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Doctor says I have to be euthanized for continuing to watch Silo season 3. Said he doesn't make the rules, but there's no cure.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Colin Hanks just showed up in Silo as a biotech CEO and said "we made CRISPR look like fisher price. All we had to do was take some horse...narwhal...and rhino DNA..." And then just sort of trailed off. Incredible writing and world building.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's not fair that Jessica Henwick is forcing me to watch the horrid third season of Silo due to being in it.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
static.klipy.com
The Sopranos: Dr. Melfi & Tony Soprano
ALT: The Sopranos: Dr. Melfi & Tony Soprano
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was this a special gift for subscribers of the Jeremy Renner app
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Substance always struck me as far more Jean-Pierre Jeunet than Cronenberg, in that it has lots of Camera Angles and Wet Things and Wet Noises and Colors and Not Much Subtlety and far less Upsetting Horniness in an Emotionally Cold Detached World
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
VALIS famously beamed it into his mind from somewhere around Sirius
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If your name starts with Huel and you're not an enthusiastic man named Huell Howser here to tell me about California's Gold, then shut the fuck up.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Make movies Muncher again
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*Snake voice* McConnell...
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hell yeah bye Lindsey Graham
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ahhhh, the french.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Begging people to get a life and make a friend
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
dawg what the fuck..
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
you know someone is extremely well-appreciated when they say stuff like "I am extremely well-appreciated"
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Judd Slapatow
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