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Wheat Ulrich

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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can see everything
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People excited for Bad Lieutenant Tokyo seem to be forgetting that Takashi Miike is insanely prolific with a good movie hit rate of like 5%
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bro is being framed like a lonely dog watching for its owner to come home with wet food slop but he's sadly thinking of his holy grail of 9/11 death footage
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts 3.6^3: PREMIUM Squirting & Golden Shower 16 Hour Complete Collection
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Incredible prescient work and project selection by Garfield landing both Social Network and now this at different ends of the Tech history timeline while fuckass Sorkin will flail in irrelevance with Social Network 2.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always forget if Mr Holland or Mr Popper had the Opus or the Penguins
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Being on onlyfans singing Jerking 9 to 5, what a way to make a living
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Getting a little too high while watching Tim Burton's 2003 masterpiece Big Fish: "Fig Bish"
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There's too many things. There should be like 10 or 15 things
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Doctor says I have to be euthanized for continuing to watch Silo season 3. Said he doesn't make the rules, but there's no cure.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Colin Hanks just showed up in Silo as a biotech CEO and said "we made CRISPR look like fisher price. All we had to do was take some horse...narwhal...and rhino DNA..." And then just sort of trailed off. Incredible writing and world building.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's not fair that Jessica Henwick is forcing me to watch the horrid third season of Silo due to being in it.
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
VALIS famously beamed it into his mind from somewhere around Sirius
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Wheat Ulrich @wheatulrich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hell yeah bye Lindsey Graham
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