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Kat

@whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social
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Professional psychopomp/ amateur astro yapper

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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have an update: he and I have discovered that feelings are shockingly refusing to fit the casual container
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s municipal election time, aka the time of year I’m reminded of every single ex who’s lived with me
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last summer pic probably
It’s me, sitting on my roof in a white bikini with some nice foliage in the background
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God damn Mad Max Scherzer… I guess there IS crying in baseball 😭😭😭
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What do I bring to the table? Uhhh how about these 250,000 PC Optimum points
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This trailer has made more of an impact on me than entire Star Wars and Marvel universes combined
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you love your Gemini never say “you already told me that” because it literally hurts our souls
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BallHer @ballher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Acting the Fulemin

@ATFulemin

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m on a baseball date but this poor guy doesn’t know that I 1) actually want to watch the entire game and 2) will be too sad to be sexy
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you Blue Jays, I guess, for freeing up my autumn to focus on the 51st season of Survivor
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.
Promotional photo of the CD cenobite from Hellraiser 3.
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today I had an absolutely unprecedented interaction: I flirted with a hot bartender, we exchanged numbers, and now we have a date next week
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have lost out a lot in life by trying to be unobtrusive and not inconvenience anyone with my asks and needs. It feels big, too big, to want someone to be changed by knowing me or to shift their lives so that we can build something together.
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For no particular reason, an oldie but goodie pic of me
A woman looking into the distance, leaning on a tree on the beach and wearing a beige flowered dress
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My therapist keeps “gently redirecting” me when I try to talk about the Blue Jays for 50 minutes but they are the most significant and problematic relationship in my life right now, like that is my emotional truth
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Daily Stoic @daily-stoic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Amor Fati: Love your fate
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel strangely vindicated that Hinge has no idea what my “type” is. You can’t get me, algorithm
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It will never be too late but it’s an IMPORTANT reminder
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Update: I got my ass kicked
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does everyone know about @ignoramoose.bsky.social being an angel on earth? Please be as inspired as I am by how supportive, present, hilarious, and brilliant they are ❤️❤️❤️
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Listen, I may have just taken a lot of mushrooms, but I am simultaneously a child of the universe and soooooo fucking full of BS
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The last 12 hours have been so very moon-mars in my 10th house yknow
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone is mad at me and they should be, frankly
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nothing burns me more than when someone picks up meat in the grocery store and puts it back on a SHELF. What horrible disrespect to animals.
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My life is a series of loosely connected sidequests
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look at this squirrel eating pizza looking like it’s on a lunch break
A cute black squirrel eating a little square of pizza, there’s a can next to her which makes her look like she’s just chilling on a lunch break
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cackling at this quote from an article about whether to reinstate Pluto as a planet www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just looked at what mars is doing and it explains a lot
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok how the heck do you say vetiver
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Getting the PQ to stop talking about separatism is like the Marijuana Party announcing "we are officially laying off smoking weed so we can think straight about this"
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My friend insisted that I watch Good Will Hunting with them because I’d never seen it and biiiiiiiissssshhhh I can’t believe I hadn’t seen this movie before
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Am I still too wounded to date or this conversation weird AF
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/08/2026
fyi if I'm complaining about behavior on bluesky and you're reading it, don't worry, bc that means you aren't blocked so I'm wasn't talking about you *kisses forehead* you, I love
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Friends… what does the six of wands mean to you? Especially in an “out of awareness” position in a reading?
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
TWO Asian players in the Jays line up tonight 🥰🥰
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Guys I just started seeing someone casually and he knows his chart because he’s into astrology… and he’s an Aquarius sun, libra moon, leo rising
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I did a “be a little bit delusional” meditation today and now I’m back on the Blue Jays, World Series Champions 2026 train BABYYYYY
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m not like an office therapist I’m a cool therapist
A picture of me looking hopefully friendly against a backdrop of flowers outside
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Saturn opposing my natal Saturn is fading for now, and I worked through some struggles with how I’m approaching worth and compensation in my job… which started almost exactly 7 years ago
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know this is very Ok Boomer of me but I truly cannot believe how people act at concerts now
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I like everyone I follow and also many people I don’t follow yet!
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I feel like I could take a plane to a tiny country and then a bus to the outskirts of nowhere and then hike for hours into a forest that no one has inhabited for millennia and there will still be some guy all like “I’m so sorry to bother you, what are you reading?”
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My practicum is done, I have two papers being developed for publication, a date next week I’m kinda excited for, and the Blue Jays won 3 in a row… life is pretty good
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Xenomorph reproduction could falter without willing human hosts, The Company warns
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love going to baseball games and judging everyone’s choice of player jersey (I am a Libra rising and do not have one because I can’t choose)
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know I’m a Gemini sun and all but I believe it’s Gemini rising that is the most, uh, geministic
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I handed in a paper over a DAY early. Please clap, this is literally the first time in my life I’ve done this
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I had a sexy dream about Adam Sandler last night… does this mean the black tourmaline under my pillow is or isn’t working?
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Almost every day I think of a conversation with my ex and his best friend about 10 years ago in which I expressed that Elon Musk is not smart, and they insisted that anyone who is that successful in business must be smart 🤡
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Kat @whatwouldkatdo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I made a sandwich so good that I teared up at the first bite
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