Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 30/03/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockersALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers 100 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This app logged me out a while ago and i just remembered my password so i’ve logged in just to rarely post. Hi. 👋 3110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Happy 7 years of Tyrone Mings day to all who celebrate. 😍💜💙 #AVFC 3232 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A little bit of bruising but i’m all good now, i think. Waiting for scan results.. Was more annoyed they hadn’t listened to me about concerns of exactly that happening because of my brother and not being able to walk/exercise. Kicked them up the bum to get my back etc sorted, so silver linings! 😂 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A month ago today my firstborn son probably saved my life by ignoring me when i said i just had ‘bad palpitations’ - spoiler, it wasn’t just palpitations… and aren’t you glad he did. Mostly 😂 Jokes aside, feeling my heart stop still haunts me. Learn CPR, babs. ❤️ 4110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Didn’t go there, but saw some of the protests and anti-trump stuff they have going on in Copenhagen 😂 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Ha! No, they travelled with a layover in Copenhagen because it was £800 odd cheaper that way 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Eldest is finally home from his American/Danish adventure and we’re all sat eating Dominos and watching football. All is right in my world again. 🥰 290 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Decompress he won’t because he’s seated by the wing 😅😂.. He says your country is beautiful and the every day people are lovely, but he probably won’t go back while your president is your president (no offence). Had a culture shock or 2 😅 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Yeah he hated it. Pure sensory overload for someone with Autism 😂.. He has a 10 hour layover in Copenhagen on his way back. 110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Have i found you on my new twitter? My old one was stolen 110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Not me, him. He went to Georgia for a friend’s wedding without any of us, just his best friend. So proud of him! 210 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Son’s best mate was convinced that their flight home from the USA was 8pm tomorrow.. Turns out it’s 8pm their time today. Good job my kiddo double checked ffs 🤦♀️ 😂 130 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Not hacked or shadow banned, that’s my twitter, it was stolen by hackers.. doubt this is about me though 😂 110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 21/12/2025WhatTheForkAVFC, my account was stolen and X keep telling me i’m not me when i try and get it back so i’ve had to raise the issue, not sure i actually want it back now though 😂 010 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Fair, but my new account is like OG twitter, just tweeting into the abyss and pure Villa and football content 😂 I just miss the people i spoke to everyday on there, not the account per se. 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 12/12/2025New/backup @ is WhatTheForkAVFC now, didn’t like the other one. 😂 #AVFC 360 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 11/12/20252/ But it’s shadow banned while they confirm i’m human so no-one can see me trying to tell everyone 🤦♀️ 😂 #AVFC 010 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 11/12/20251/ For those unfortunate enough to follow me on Twitter, my account has been hacked and i’m trying to get it back - the 2 factor authentication is a farce. So if you see anything from my acc, it isn’t me. It’s some bloke in Nigeria trying to extort me.. I’ve set up a temp @WhatTheForkLad2 #AVFC 112 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I love that i’ve been dead quiet on this app and I’m being ’hoyed’ into something i don’t understand.. it’s nice to be thought of. ❤️ Also, hi. 👋 I hoy in you all 😂 x 040 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Getting my kitchen done.. Doesn’t necessarily have to be folding if it’s light enough for my weak self to move, needs to be padded though. 🫶 Also, hi, 👋 101 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Trying to find a padded folding counter height chair that i can use while i cook & wash up etc because of my back/leg is proving to be a harder task than i thought. Can’t get a heavy barstool because of my muscle atrophy.🫠 If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x 131 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Same, actually shed a tear at the video. We watched him grow up. And took the time to say a heartfelt goodbye. 120 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Cheers JJ, Emma’s crying. One of our own. 💫 💜💙 #AVFC 2181 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Also Marco Bizot is a massive upgrade on Olsen. 🐐 #AVFC 0180 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Cash could score 5 goals and assist an Ollie Watkins hat-trick and Villa twitter would still call him shit. Ffs. His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄 #AVFC 5161 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 16/08/2025AND WE’RE BACK!!! Happy Villa Saturday babs!! Up the fumkin Villa!!!! 💜💙 #AVFC 0140 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025🎶 TROFEU CERAMICA YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶 #AVFC 3162 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025More jeering than cheering, think the claps were from the few trying to drown the jeers out. 000 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Sounds like Partey’s unwelcome at his new club. Rightly so. 390 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I’m quite excited to see who Ollie is this season. A restful summer has done him the world of good. #AVFC 2130 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I don’t think they expected me to tell them they were giving off small dick energy.. in French. 😂 I was obviously promptly told to wash the dishes. 160 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I’ve set off the Marseille fans on Twitter, they really don’t like women that talk back.. think they might be worse than the Spuds. 😂 Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙 #AVFC 6320 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Small injury, still at bodymoor with Barkley.. I think maybe the new kid, Redmond, as well. 130 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Morgan is 100% the (adored) annoying little sibling. 😂 #AVFC 0110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Any advice i can give them to try? They’ve been trying to log in and it keeps saying they require a membership 110 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Someone on twitter just told me they don’t get Villa TV with their season ticket and i must say i’m shocked, and slightly disgusted. 100 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 30/07/2025media.tenor.coma bald man with a beard is making a funny face and says `` you 're making me blush '' .ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and says `` you 're making me blush '' . 010 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Hi. 👋 Remembered my login. I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.media.tenor.coma door with a sign on it that says she 's baaaack .ALT: a door with a sign on it that says she 's baaaack . 6230 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 17/06/2025My boys are sat in the garden with the burn bin going - a lot of boxes to burn with me being immobile & having to order basics like shampoo - & just chilling with a beer & music is pure summer vibes. Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰 1120 0
Emma @whattheforklads.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Thanks for reading my ‘dear diary’ internalised emotional diarrhoea x 010 0
