Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comPuppet Master BladeALT: Puppet Master Blade 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For us who were teens in the 90s, dawson's creek and kevin smith movies taught us to talk glibly and at great length.static.klipy.comReality Bites CoffeeALT: Reality Bites Coffee 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The only time i trick or treated was around 1993. And 1 of the houses had a couple dressed as jasmine and aladdin on the roof, tossing candy down to passing kids. How dya top that? So we just spend halloween watching the puppet master movies and maybe having a drink. 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Halloween wasn't even a thing when i was a kid. It was more a religious holiday where i come from. I only trick or treated once in my life, and i had to go to a fancy gated community for it. 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Effing a when did halloween become a gift-giving holiday? You just got some candy out of a plastic pumpkin and you were super lucky if you got a fullsize snickers. 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Arrrgh all these years humming kokomo, turns out i don't know the words off the top of my head. 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The autumnal scourge of the midwest, the box elder bug, was on my driver's side window the entire drive home. I was forced to climb out the passenger side, getting jabbed in the kidney by the center armrest while awkwardly shifting seats. So glad i didn't set off the airbag. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is something i never thought of seeing this movie for the 1st time as a 7yo, but the hats in #batman89 are amazing. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And gotham city is in new jersey, which is where camp crystal lake is, soooo... KEVIN BACON! 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching #batman89 instead of #svengoolie, but michael gough is in this movie. He's in a lot of stuff sven and co feature, so that's close enough. This is practically a hammer movie. 150
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Explaining vicki vale to the kid: so when #batman89 was made vicki was bruce's gf in the comics at the time. *turns to fellow batnerd hubs* god can you imagine if this movie had been made 5 or so years ago, the female lead would be silver st. cloud. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wizard of oz not our jam, so skipping this week's #svengoolie double feature. Me and hubs brainstorming what we could watch instead. 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love olivia miles so much. A bespectacled kid like me would've loved to have seen a kickass, athletic woman WITH GLASSES on tv.static.klipy.comDaria and Friends Playing VolleyballALT: Daria and Friends Playing Volleyball 001
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Female rambo"? You mean sarah connor. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's a parallel universe where this movie stars sidney poitier and shirley maclaine. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know nothing about this movie except for the #kidsinthehall cold open that references it. So when is the crossing guard and short order cook showing up? #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's why you wear pantyhose. A proper lady would never let her bare feet touch the undead. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do i want to know why my downstairs bathroom smells like chicken adobo? If this is a dead person making their presence known, they have an odd way of going about it. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Do(n) knott(s) get me started. Why can't they just air night of the lepus??? 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Skipping tonight's #svengoolie. Don knotts is an easy NAH for us. Instead hubs and i are introducing the kid to #marsattacks.static.klipy.comTom Jones Sings as Mars Attacks Aliens DanceALT: Tom Jones Sings as Mars Attacks Aliens Dance 171
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026All the local weather reports are insistent on calling this week's rain "soaking rain". And every time they do i just giggle and joke that mormon teens love this weather. 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I kid you not, these just came up on my screen at work 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That time of day when i feel drowsy, chill, and ready for bed. Who needs drugs when you have 200mg of progesterone? 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shrinkflation has come for the tub of quick blue. The old tub was the size of those jumbo popcorn buckets. Now it's a petite big gulp. Also it costs $7 more than last time. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"It wasn't wrong to destroy the thing. " Wrong movie, dear. #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why is he keeping the cloth on his head while in the machine? What if he'd fused with the cloth to be some kind of man-fly-towel hybrid? #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What's that old joke about the men with the butterfly nets coming for you? #svengoolie 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That cloth on nosti's head making him look like he has emo hair. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When does she have time? I gotta set aside 30 mins twice a week to do mine. And as we all know, housewives back then had zero time after all that housework. 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One thing i always take for granted in these old movies; where's the bathroom? #svengoolie 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I didn't know flies liked dairy and rum. Then again roaches are attracted to spilled beer.... #svengoolie 030
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A white brocade floor-length housecoat with full skirt God bless the end of L85 restrictions. Or gilbert adrian. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've not gone to a lot of formal events, but performing a science experiment before heading out is risky. What if you got something on it? #svengoolie 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What's hotter: housecoat with nothing underneat; or housecoat with corset, dog collar, and garterbelt? 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Stats have shown that today's youth get the bulk of their sex ed from porn. That will NOT be my offspring. 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Housecoats are cool and all but i wear 2 snuggies, front and back. Tres tres monastic. 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As i always tell the kid: porn is not how it works in real life. We need to set practical expectations. Stiffle! 100
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I have an agent mulder tee. I stopped wearing it about 20 years ago cos i patched hole on his face and made his nose look like owen wilson's. But i will never toss that tee ever. Cremate me in it. 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yknow who else wore housecoats constantly? Edith bunker. 120
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh yeah i remember the 1st time i saw this on #svengoolie, i commented she had an endless supply of housecoats. (Unless she wore nothing underneath? They had a "happy" marriage after all) 140
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026True story i was gifted a friends tee way back in 1995. I wore it to death and only threw it out in 2005 cos it was too much effort to patch up the holes. 110
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love old movies selling us on the fantasy that women were in full hair, face, and girdle 24/7. Even after a total nervous breakdown after murdering her husband. #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If i didn't get it as a freebie for buying an nkotb cassette or turning in 50 marlboro stamps, i don't wanna sleep in it. 210
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Her nightgown would be a prom dress by today's standards. Give me an xl tee and boxers any day. #svengoolie 2100
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's the 8th day of school and the kid is home sick. It's not a new record, i think it ties 6th grade for getting sick earliest in the schoolyear. Ugh. Kids. Just a conga line of cold, flu, and strep. 011
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I will say the window for them to go door to door is pretty narrow here in mn. Jun-aug is far too hot, and dec-early may is far too cold and/or snowy. 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I couldn't tell you which denomination they were other than they were definitely not mormon. Those have a particular look; typically young, white, ties, oddly tight pants. 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026She had a filofax chock full of pamphlets, and she was riffling through it suggesting a website i could visit. I kept my best "sorry but NO" smile on my face and said we were good but have a nice day. 120
