Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wizard of oz not our jam, so skipping this week's #svengoolie double feature. Me and hubs brainstorming what we could watch instead. 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love olivia miles so much. A bespectacled kid like me would've loved to have seen a kickass, athletic woman WITH GLASSES on tv.static.klipy.comDaria and Friends Playing VolleyballALT: Daria and Friends Playing Volleyball 001
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Female rambo"? You mean sarah connor. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's a parallel universe where this movie stars sidney poitier and shirley maclaine. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know nothing about this movie except for the #kidsinthehall cold open that references it. So when is the crossing guard and short order cook showing up? #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's why you wear pantyhose. A proper lady would never let her bare feet touch the undead. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do i want to know why my downstairs bathroom smells like chicken adobo? If this is a dead person making their presence known, they have an odd way of going about it. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Skipping tonight's #svengoolie. Don knotts is an easy NAH for us. Instead hubs and i are introducing the kid to #marsattacks.static.klipy.comTom Jones Sings as Mars Attacks Aliens DanceALT: Tom Jones Sings as Mars Attacks Aliens Dance 171
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026All the local weather reports are insistent on calling this week's rain "soaking rain". And every time they do i just giggle and joke that mormon teens love this weather. 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I kid you not, these just came up on my screen at work 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That time of day when i feel drowsy, chill, and ready for bed. Who needs drugs when you have 200mg of progesterone? 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shrinkflation has come for the tub of quick blue. The old tub was the size of those jumbo popcorn buckets. Now it's a petite big gulp. Also it costs $7 more than last time. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"It wasn't wrong to destroy the thing. " Wrong movie, dear. #svengoolie 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why is he keeping the cloth on his head while in the machine? What if he'd fused with the cloth to be some kind of man-fly-towel hybrid? #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What's that old joke about the men with the butterfly nets coming for you? #svengoolie 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That cloth on nosti's head making him look like he has emo hair. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One thing i always take for granted in these old movies; where's the bathroom? #svengoolie 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I didn't know flies liked dairy and rum. Then again roaches are attracted to spilled beer.... #svengoolie 030
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A white brocade floor-length housecoat with full skirt God bless the end of L85 restrictions. Or gilbert adrian. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've not gone to a lot of formal events, but performing a science experiment before heading out is risky. What if you got something on it? #svengoolie 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh yeah i remember the 1st time i saw this on #svengoolie, i commented she had an endless supply of housecoats. (Unless she wore nothing underneath? They had a "happy" marriage after all) 140
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love old movies selling us on the fantasy that women were in full hair, face, and girdle 24/7. Even after a total nervous breakdown after murdering her husband. #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Her nightgown would be a prom dress by today's standards. Give me an xl tee and boxers any day. #svengoolie 2100
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's the 8th day of school and the kid is home sick. It's not a new record, i think it ties 6th grade for getting sick earliest in the schoolyear. Ugh. Kids. Just a conga line of cold, flu, and strep. 011
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Dear penthouse, i never thought it would happen to me... actually got religious folks going door to door. They were awfully nice so i was very polite. Me: sorry this is a house of atheists. Her: oh! Have you always been? Me: pretty much. We were raised catholic Her: something must have shifted ^__^ 120
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Me: this movie is too much like and ep of the avengers. Hubs: we should watch that instead. The ep with the robots. Me: which one? The cybernauts? Hubs: no the hardac-like ep. Me: oh the christopher lee one. So tapping out early from this week's #svengoolie. 030
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh wow. That guy must have listened to rfk. That's what happens. #svengoolie 0100
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What was that? #svengooliestatic.klipy.comDanny DeVito as Penguin with Hypnotic UmbrellaALT: Danny DeVito as Penguin with Hypnotic Umbrella 050
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"I was sent here. Oh yeah and i guess i love you too? Probably should have said that 1st...." #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Um fellas? You 2 literally have guns pointed at him and you're letting him threaten you with a car? How did y'all survive the blitz? #svengoolie 150
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh just some young lady in full face and coif, having tea by a gas pump. So utterly british. Pip pip cheerio. #svengoolie 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Okay that is literally john steed's car! And a laurie johnson-esque soundtrack. #svengoolie 030
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We've gone from 60s detective shows to the flashing lights and special effects of early kamen rider. #svengoolie 150
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Me: where do you think car insurance is more expensive: metropolis or gotham city? Hubs: metropolis cos your car is always at risk of having a building fall on it. Me: health insurance would cost more in gotham. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ooh dear. Any pete and pete fan knows getting a metal plate in your head can cause problems. #svengooliestatic.klipy.comPeteandpete TeaseALT: Peteandpete Tease 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mrs peel... we're needed. To investigate a meteor in cornwall. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Only 90 seconds into this movie and i already know i will be comparing it to eps of the avengers all night. #svengooliestatic.klipy.comAvengers Diana RiggALT: Avengers Diana Rigg 060
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What in the james bond is with this intro? It's giving, but is it giving it came from beyond space??? #svengoolie 170
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I see the studio canal title card and immediately think i'm watching the avengers. #svengoolie 020
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me describing to hubs the tech installing new monitors at my workplace: The world's oldest tech. This dude looks like he was around for tubes and punchcards. He looks and smells like he's banned from every elementary school in the county. Like if santa was an incel. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think the new principal thinks since this is public school they can justify complete ineptitude on their part? Christ it's a mess. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Zomg 3rd day of school. They changed how lunch is done, so now every kid is confused when to go. Ipads are unable to go online after 4.30 (LESS SCREEN TIME, they said) so the kid couldn't do his homework. Pickup a total traffic nightmare. Kid's friend got his entire schedule changed ON THE 2ND DAY. 000
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Drove behind a bright yellow ford D pickup. In the rear windsheld was a minions decal, a bart simpson decal, and a tweety plush that the driver was wrestling back into place. Me: i'll take "things that are very yellow for $100, alex" 010
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026About 16hrs left til the 1st day of school. The kid and his friends checked schedules for any last minute changes since tuesday: kid's homeroom teacher changed, friend L now has NO homeroom teacher, math and english rooms changed, science teacher changed. 100
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Me: maybe the doll would be scarier if it didn't sound like a rabid donald duck. The kid: heh. Accurate. #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Any time we hear little footsteps, hubs and i both go "MR MARBLES???" #svengoolie 040
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You just chucked the steak in the oven without preheating it??? This is why you were single for so long. #svengoolie 080
Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Did she mention how much this cost to sublet? I imagine in today's economy this place must be 4k a month, 5500 including utilities and cable. #svengoolie 070
