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@whatiscal.bsky.social
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Depressed creature. Hopeless romantic. Actual real life lil guy. 32 🇨🇦 👻🎃💀🪦 If you’re cool with ai I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU www.instagram.com/whatisevencal?igs…

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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14h
A yellow pumpkin fancy
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Jordan Peele's Surprised Reaction
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A lot of good horror movies this year. Hokum is still my favourite.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll even possess myself! HOOOO I GOT DEMONS RUNNIN’ THROUGH ME!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if you say it with a cockney accent like “oi a right proper good pizza soup for tha guvna!”
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Blair Witch Project
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never want to be the kind of person my parents or Keanu Reeves would be disappointed in
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More libraries and bookstores need to have occult sections where the only light is a dim candelabra or lantern. I don’t wanna explore the further regions of beyond on fkn wikipedia.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done up my decoratins
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darkness falls across the land…
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t understand these dollar Halloween decorations…
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really think this and The Fog are two of Carpenters most underrated scores. They’re so ambient and moody.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where do they come from? The dust. Where do they go? The grave…Such are the Autumn people.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say what you will about the movie but I was super into this soundtrack. Yes I like corny ass 90s club techno
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“A big pumpkin pie with ice cream, warm with melty ice cream.”
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I is 33 today is birthday time
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michael Chiklis will star as Ben Grimm/ The Thing in the upcoming fantastic four movie
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tho his character would still just be called Dog the bounty hunter
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The biggest little bitch on planet earth
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cause folks are talking about Lizzie Borden, here’s a neat thing. I was in the Christina Ricci one from a few years ago. That’s me in the background behind Gregg Henry. So there’s that.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When your mom says you have to wear something warm over your Halloween costume
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Machiko Rabbit: Thank You Hug
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a dentist appointment in late October and hopefully shortly after I can get it fixed.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So after all the phone stress…the night before my front tooth chipped and I had a panic attack and collapsed for a second. Yesterday was some of the worst anxiety I’ve had ever but I’m a bit better today. It’s all just a lot to deal with all at once.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He could do the robot…
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was Arnold ever on dance with the stars?
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I lost some music and pictures and my anxiety is just apocalyptic atm but I have a working phone now and I’m coming down from the anxiety slowly but it’s getting there. I just feel like I’m walking on egg shells, I’m on extreme fight or flight mode. my system is waiting for something else to happen.
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Jack Donaghy Stressed
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had to go through hell the past couple days in terms of my phone. I had to get a new one and I’ve lost a shit ton of stuff. It’s work now but I feel like I wanna vomit
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m so tired of being stressed out by everything all the time I just want a day where none of my electronics are fucking up. None of my aches and sores are bothering me and I don’t feel hopelessly broke. Gd
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look everyone mitch mcconnell is back and working harder than ever!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love dollar store Halloween stuff and I love I can tell most of it isn’t ai cause they’ve had the same stuff for like 6 years!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is instilling joy in me
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!!!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Humbug Is my favourite X-Files episode
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Man Chuckles Reading Sensible Chuckle Magazine
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I put these fake leaves up in my little hallway
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I regularly carry raisins for crows and every once in a while crows will swoop down near me and start honking
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I enjoyed the first one quite a bit!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You saw?
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s take Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Leatherface, give them military training, night vision and fuck around in their brains then try to force them to work for the us government…good fkn movie!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am wearing a sweater today!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am entering a wal mart pray for me
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah back at you
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Reno 911
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of my teeth is falling apart and I’m so tired of everything and broke that I don’t even really care.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Conan O'Brien Says Hello There
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