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@whatiscal.bsky.social
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Depressed creature. Hopeless romantic. Actual real life lil guy. 32 🇨🇦 👻🎃💀🪦 If you’re cool with ai I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOU www.instagram.com/whatisevencal?igs…

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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Done up my decoratins
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darkness falls across the land…
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t understand these dollar Halloween decorations…
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where do they come from? The dust. Where do they go? The grave…Such are the Autumn people.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say what you will about the movie but I was super into this soundtrack. Yes I like corny ass 90s club techno
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“A big pumpkin pie with ice cream, warm with melty ice cream.”
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I is 33 today is birthday time
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cause folks are talking about Lizzie Borden, here’s a neat thing. I was in the Christina Ricci one from a few years ago. That’s me in the background behind Gregg Henry. So there’s that.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When your mom says you have to wear something warm over your Halloween costume
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So after all the phone stress…the night before my front tooth chipped and I had a panic attack and collapsed for a second. Yesterday was some of the worst anxiety I’ve had ever but I’m a bit better today. It’s all just a lot to deal with all at once.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I lost some music and pictures and my anxiety is just apocalyptic atm but I have a working phone now and I’m coming down from the anxiety slowly but it’s getting there. I just feel like I’m walking on egg shells, I’m on extreme fight or flight mode. my system is waiting for something else to happen.
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Jack Donaghy Stressed
ALT: Jack Donaghy Stressed
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had to go through hell the past couple days in terms of my phone. I had to get a new one and I’ve lost a shit ton of stuff. It’s work now but I feel like I wanna vomit
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m so tired of being stressed out by everything all the time I just want a day where none of my electronics are fucking up. None of my aches and sores are bothering me and I don’t feel hopelessly broke. Gd
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look everyone mitch mcconnell is back and working harder than ever!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
JUST HOOK IT INTO MY VEINS!!!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Humbug Is my favourite X-Files episode
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I put these fake leaves up in my little hallway
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s take Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Leatherface, give them military training, night vision and fuck around in their brains then try to force them to work for the us government…good fkn movie!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am wearing a sweater today!
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am entering a wal mart pray for me
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah back at you
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of my teeth is falling apart and I’m so tired of everything and broke that I don’t even really care.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love when cicadas buzzing trail off like they realized no one was paying attention to them
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My introduction (and so many others I’m sure) to Tim Curry. I always heard that while Michael Cain played it as if the muppets were fellow actors, Curry played it as if he was a muppet. youtu.be/YvUbbYX9BMs?...
youtu.be
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spider-Man is the same in every universe.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Movies haven’t been the same since Kurt Fuller stopped showing up a little weasly guy
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I need to lock myself away in some kind of tomb or chamber when im frustrated like this. I feel like a plague of chaos and irritation. No one else should have to put up with this crap.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New Carl, boobsh and chopbe! Oh boy I can’t wait
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Did some doodling the other day
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Watching Real Genius (1985) for the first time and gd this frame is gorgeous
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Favourite bible verse. Wrong answers only.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres Ghost Talking Heads Beastie Boys
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Dwight Schrute Glitch - The Office
ALT: Dwight Schrute Glitch - The Office
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wow samsung you reinvented the flip phone WHAT A FUCKING INNOVATIVE YOU REALLY DONE IT ITS THE FUTURE THE WORLD IS FIXED JFC
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I watched guardians of the galaxy 3 today and omg I’m so sorry to any parent you decide to take the kids to the funny raccoon comic movie jesus christ. Was good tho.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reggie was the man, man. Rip
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Snail mail
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m fascinated by the sub world of Austin Powers impersonators
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have a little jumping spider that lives in my room. I’ve named him Petey. He’s my best friend, I’m his very good friend.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
10 non horror to get to know me: Escape from New York Beetlejuice (if you dont count it then Nightmare before Christmas) O Brother Where Art Tho? Buckaroo Banzai Goonies Batman 89 Blade Runner 2049 The Burbs Donnie Darko Darkman
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am still alive just fyi
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Cookie Monster Appears
ALT: Cookie Monster Appears
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I understand Cyberpunk futures are not meant to be idealistic but at least they had like flying cars and COOL robots. Whatta we got? Other than being stupid enough to bring back diseases we’ve already cured.
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Code orange at the winnets
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Cal @whatiscal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Post a horror movie gif
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