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Donald Quiporne

@whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social

119 followers 43 following 209 posts

husband • father • christian • retired hod carrier • pathological liar

Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s me, Salm! With my famous Michael Jackson nose, and my weird putty cheek, and my one blown pupil, and my messed up iris. He looks like he’s making a skin suit and started with an eye mask.

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Two for the price of one: One, Tzu, Three and Sung, Sung, or unsung Goddammit Terry.

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

goddammit Terry.

Twoflower drew himself up to his full height, which was hardly worth it.
‘I see no reason—’ he began, stiffly.
‘Yes, yes,’ said Bethan, sitting down glumly. ‘I know you don’t. Rincewind, all the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?’
‘Yeah,’ said Rincewind, picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully. ‘Luters, I expect.’

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Octavo knew it.

'Many years ago we arranged for one of our number to hide in your head, because we could foresee a time coming when you would need to play a very important role.'
'Me? Why?'
'You run away a lot,' said one of the voices. ‘That is good. You are a survivor.'
'Survivor? I've nearly been killed dozens of times!'
'Exactly.’
'Oh.'

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

WHAT UP!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Horse d’oeuvres… goddammit Terry.

They had dined on horse meat, horse cheese, horse black pudding, horse d’oeuvres and a thin beer that Rincewind didn’t want to speculate about.

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Donald Quiporne @whatdoesitmatter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Steve-o played football for years: there’s a pretty good chance he does have significant brain damage, in addition to being a naturally terrible person.