iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

If anyone gets Glastonbury tickets tomorrow sound off and include which gods you follow. I'll collate the data at the end and find the one true religion.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Why is it "tapas" when it's all fancy food like tuna and chorizo, but its "pick'n'mix" when it's cola bottles and bonbons?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's established through the existence of the Pope mobile that Christianity exists, ergo Car Christ was crucified, ergo suffering and death both exist in the Cars universe. Health insurance.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bluesky expired all my forever muted text. WTF?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sure might as well ask for Liverpool too while we're at it.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had a genie wish it would be that all TV drama resolves nicely and our heroes are all cool and amazing... basically that all TV was Star Trek TNG.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We're just going to have to live with contextless referral to the "triple lock" being potentially either about UK pensions or Irish neutrality for the foreseeable aren't we?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watching AI at work is just constantly reading things like: That's unexpected. Correcting. Something else is wrong. Oh no. How do I tell the user? I think they have children. Before: I did the thing you asked. It all went fine. I momentarily thought I ended all life on the planet, but not this time

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Feel like shit, just want her back.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So what computer games will people be playing at 7.45 tonight?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'd have been in this one if it was ten minutes later.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know what people didn't have 30 years ago? Very loud bluetooth speakers that can be synced together and used to pump out Agadoo on a loop. Just saying

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Want sausages. Do not want the movement required to obtain sausages.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"I hope you brought enough for everyone" I'm asked at my interview. I produce a tray of coffees. "More!" They demand. Iced coffee begins to leak from the orifices of my face, a trickle first, then a torrent. "More! More!" They chant. My head splits, a coffee fountain erupts, the room floods.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All this talk of the exact details of the formation of U2 seem like instructions to time travellers if they wanted to... intervene.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bringing a full pint of Guinness into an interview and when they ask about it I say "Maybe it's yours, maybe it's mine... Let's see how this goes."

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Huh, you mean the market didn't respond well to the AI tamagochi?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok, someone has set the good Etsy Witches on this lad. The ones Jezebel used.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Going down to Bewley's with a stack of adult diapers and going to rake it in.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bewley's, potentially at 7pm is what is being said now. I've seen a photo of outside of Bewley's being absolutely mobbed.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Grafton St. appearance is still being talked about but I can't imagine they'll be allowed go ahead.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was considering going to see if I can get a chant of "Bono is a pox" going but it's a lot of effort for me to get there in time and it'll probably end up cancelled now it has leaked.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's some rumour going that U2 are going to perform on Grafton St. today in a couple hours time.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It was in the morning so we can say he was bright eyed and busy tailed.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Martin: "You guys don't have another smoking ban level idea I can steal again by any chance?"

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What's that thing where headline questions are always answered with "no"?

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Someone needs to take the SuperValu head of marketing aside and explain "yes you scan" is an atrocious tagline.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sharing screenshots of the fash being owned on Twitter is not the win you think it is. You've announced you are still invested in what happens on that tirefire of a site, and anyone who did the owning is invalidated by still being there too. Turn it off!

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My favourite description of climate engineer to fix climate change was along the lines of "like releasing a lion when you are being chased by a tiger".

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Continuing to check BlueSky frequently for cool and interesting stuff only to find horrible and depressing things. Time I will never get back.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Begun this firework season has.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Some of you fair weather haters of Ed Sheeran just swanning in here when some of us have been at this game for a long time.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Always skeeting, never tweeting.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is the egg the first Pope laid that they say the final Pope will one day emerge from.

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*Record scratch* "Yep, that's me. You're probably asking how did I end up here? Well sit down because this one's a doozy."

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Alan @whataskeets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The refinery the Nostromo is tugging across space. The backstory is they'd dragged this thing off to a petrochemical rich planet, filled it up, and by the time they're home it would have been full of refined petroleum products.

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