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Matt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Imagine if they panned to this cell during that scene at the end of CABIN IN THE WOODS

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 15h

You seen Susan? Radiologist? Glasses?

A foreign poster for John Carpenter's PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1987)

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 23h

Even the A&E television version of this (which had deleted and alternate scenes!) was creepy as hell.

A poster for David Cronenberg's VIDEODROME

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Watching EVIL DEAD BURN. So are we ever getting that too violent for the R-rating scene that Sébastien Vaniček had to cut out?

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Evil Dead Burn (2026)

ALT: Evil Dead Burn (2026)

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Newsroom. The first season was uneven with awful and really good moments, but the second season was pretty good. The third season was UNWATCHABLE. Emily Mortimer innocent, though.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Idle Hands, but everyone are Muppets except Devon Sawa

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This was always the unmade Barker project I was most curious about.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*reads about Michael Mann's new MIAMI VICE cut* Yeah, I'll just hold onto my steelbook with the theatrical and previous "unrated director's version," thanks.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I cried laughing at this about 8 times. It introduced me to Bernie Mac. I miss Helen Martin.

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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is about blade and tyler is right

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is literally my favorite sketch

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm not sure I agree, but this movie is the crown jewel of the POOHNIVERSE. That little guy's got magnetism, and this movie is kind of a twisted masterpiece.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS. I'm starting to think John Slattery was born to play the role of John Slattery in this movie.

John Slattery, with his mouth blurred, saying "Round two, motherfuckers."

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He told Larry Cohen that God told him not to.

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BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"The Trolley Song" but edited with Rebecca Gayheart screaming "DING, DING, DING!" from URBAN LEGEND.

Rebecca Gayheart as Brenda in URBAN LEGEND behind the scenes, smoking a cigarette and throwing up peace signs.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bad week. ROGUE and VIDEODROME were awesome, though.

A screen cap of my last five Letterboxd entries.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At first, I thought, "WHY?" And then I saw that THE GOLEM directors were handling it. Could be interesting, at least. Probably better than FESTIVAL OF THE LIVING DEAD, anyway...

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

THEATER CAMP is on Tubi. It's really funny, and the character of Troy might surprise you. Also, it has one of the greatest characters named "Alan" ever.

A billboard featuring the "Alan" character from Theater Camp. He's got an eye out for talent.

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Preston @prestomit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I still contend that Katy O’Brian should have won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for Rose Glass’s LOVE LIES BLEEDING. My pick for 2024’s best movie.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love it when people have kind words about the adaptations of DOOM, UNTIL DAWN, and FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S.

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Matty Budrewicz @mattybudrewicz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Feed me all your trade ads:

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

EBENEZER will have the distinction of having its lead actor re-enact his moment from A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, so there is that, I guess.

Johnny Depp, being pulled into the mattress in EBENEZER, like he was as Glen in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.

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Matty Budrewicz @mattybudrewicz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is the only PUMPKINHEAD II (1993) I’m interested in.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ti West on Ebenezer: " “I’ve always thought no one’s really made the movie version where the ghosts are a little bit spooky.” Has he seen SCROOGED?

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Best first-time watches of September: Stagecoach (1939) Mayday (2026) Ride Lonesome Resident Evil (2026) Buddy (2026) Onslaught

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

22 JUMP STREET has my favorite Channing Tatum performance. The bar has been set for 24 JUMP STREET.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Whatever it takes to get us closer to the one where Bill Hader plays a mad culinary school chef

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Arnold is Santa, doing Terminator references. Yeah, like I'm NOT going to watch this.

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Well, now that DIGGER's supposed to be terrible....I wonder if now I should finally watch MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: DONLOE RISES

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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A lawsuit between other people went on for years, but today we wish a happy birthday to the man who REALLY gave us Jason as we know him: @zernerlaw.bsky.social !

Larry Turner with a fan dressed as his character from Friday the 13th

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nobody told me FAMILY GUY did a HALLOWEEN 4 reference!

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Alan Dorich @whatalanwatches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Haven't seen this depressing movie for a while. Think I'll give it a go.

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