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🔞 Sam the Tired 🔞

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Local Writer, Gamer, and Puritan Shamer | NSFW Enjoyer | She/Her | 35 | 🩷💛🩵 & 🖤🤍💜🩶 NSFW as hell. Furries, Trauma, Games, Adult Toys, and Horror make up my personality. Under 18? Shoo, please! No AI ( as long as I notice ). Icon by @taramisuu.bsky.social

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Creature Feature Toys @creaturefeature.bsky.social · 14h
Sandworm (but make it pink!) We're having fun with lots of movie inspired pours for our upcoming Halloween drop! 🧡
Photo of Beetlejuice inspired pours on Zenith and Emblazoned Zenith models, with an illustrated background mimicking the movie poster (art by Fuzz)
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Dazure @neoncomet.bsky.social · 15h
It's so foggy outside you can barely see ahead but piercing through the mist I witnessed a contender for best car sticker of all time
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My advice always is that, long term, it's more important that you're enjoying the process of making art than it is for you to be studying in ways that are perhaose more focused but that you hate.
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 7h
before i ruin this pls appreciate my line art cause my hand hurts
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Sinto_J @sintoj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Fallen Ange- uuh, Bat. Mina nursing the edgy bat. I didn't think Thorne would end up being the subject of this reference to Alexandre Cabanel's painting😆
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The Tundra Ghost @thetundraghost.bsky.social · 17h
"Lord of the Divine Writing" A digital piece featuring Thoth, the Egyptian God of writing, wisdom, magic, the moon, and many other things. :> I'm super excited and happy about how this turned out. I'm feeling more and more comfortable with my digital art style. #art #digitalart #egyptiangod #thoth
A digitally painted illustration featuring the Egyptian God, Thoth. He's depicted in his ibis-headed form with stylized shapes. The whole images is richly covered in patterns and hieroglyphs.
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Sygnin @sygnin.com · 22h
Stars , #darktober #darkart #sygnin
Art of giant cosmic snake creatures mouth open trying to eat a star
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TaxiFlan (Comms Closed) @taxiflan.bsky.social · 15h
beep #WileRunner #CoyotevsACME
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VRChat @vrchat.com · 12h
Let's talk about AI in VRChat. Be sure to fill out the Google form at the bottom of the article. ask.vrchat.com/t/regarding-...
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Regarding AI Usage on VRChat
We’ve heard your feedback. We agree this is an important problem. We’ve been intensely debating a path forward, but here’s a summary of where we are: * We are immediately updating our Creator Guideli...
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Burned @burnedtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mina
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 14h
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-ˋˏ OPHELIA ˎˊ- @boidbwain.art · 05/10/2026
Hey, truck living ain’t half bad. 🐘 Originally posted to my Patreon last month! See all of my art early + exclusive sketches! ⤵️ 🔹 patreon.com/boidbwain 🔹 #Joy #Russ #furryart
Russ and Joy spending the morning in the cabin of his truck. He gazes down lovingly at her, trunk wrapped around her neck as she plays on a tablet. He holds a warm mug of coffee, but his focus is entirely on her. The background is adorned with skulls and jawbones. Surely this means nothing.
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Noxxlss comms open @noxxlss.bsky.social · 15h
fig needs a vet visit , fullbodys are on sale ! dm here or twitter/discord to claim (he may have ear mites and wanna get him checked out fast)
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Pudge 🔞 @pudge.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
🐐🍼
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FlanCortes@NYCC#J-37 @flancortes.bsky.social · 17h
Heart of the Cards✨️⚡️
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Boofs Mobile 🔞 @n9x.tel · 20h
idkkk if i like how it came out but hi i made him huge for a moment dont mind me 🐴
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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 17h
a whole lotta maple :3 🍁
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パンツマスター @pantsmaster.bsky.social · 16h
I miss these guys 😔 (random ref from pinterest doodle)
Taskmaster and Black Ant being cute
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys @sydneytalkstoys.bsky.social · 15h
Would any indie shops like to donate toys to SWAID for us to raffle off at our next clothing swap? 👀🤞🏻 We give out free harm reduction supplies & microgrants to sex workers in need! And we are a registered non-profit so it’s a tax write off
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 17h
dumb things I wish to make for myself
shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After the digital sculpt was complete, I cut it into parts to fit my printers. Done in zbrush. The head was split into 12 main parts, which were bolted together. Gaps between parts filled. The cuts were made to follow the outline of the scales to reduce visibility of the seams.
Completed print of one of the parts, ready for support removalA join between bolted parts, seam filled and cleaned upMandible parts in the process of being bolted togetherThe completed assembly from behind, fully bolted and seamed
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Nesskain @nesskain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WIP -Now I remember why I gave up on this illustration last time lol. I was too ambitious… and apparently, I’m still too ambitious. 😭
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SPIN💿CRAZE @spincraze.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One thing I really love about English is how the suffix "-shit" has a different meaning based on the animal chosen
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was finding all my old art commissions to save in one spot; and I came across this Dream Daddy x Geralt I’d commissioned from @ianfay.bsky.social over six years ago! 😱 If you can & Ian has spots open, you should absolutely commission him! ⚔️🐺
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Alex Griendling @alexgriendling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Managed to stop playing CONTROL Resonant long enough to draw Samus Aran x The Hiss.
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fish food @lame-rabbit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the rabbity thing
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Steam page for the game: store.steampowered.com/app/2116210/... It's a roguelike. It's also an arcade puzzle game. It's very fun and addictive so you should give me 10 dollars for it, imo 🤠
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Devil Peach Soda on Steam
Carve your way through a twisted and demonic manor in this fast paced roguelike. Devil Peach Soda combines quick arcade gameplay and RPG mechanics, featuring a variety of ways to build and customize y...
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💫✨I have a game coming out in 6.5 hours✨⭐️ It's called Devil Peach Soda 🍑 Here, have some ladies from it:
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❄️ Kyuzu Lopsicle ❄️ 🔞 @lemonkyubun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His name is Biscuit and he doesn't have a thought to his name. If he had a stat spread everything would be at 1 except for Luck which is completely maxxed out. Lucked himself through life and right into my heart. He's so easy to draw on account of not really having any lineart lol
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Ribbon+ @ribbonplush.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 05/10/2026
I am opening 5 more slots for this, tho completion won't be before end of November/early December (still in time for the holidays). If you are interested please send me an email 🧡 (and Chris if you read this, I *will* get yours done first 😌)
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Brandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026
Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand
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沁 @loika.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
within the hour
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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spooky arts from last year!🎃 ( wallpapers in bio )
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Tims Sketch Vault @timssketchvault.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Captain America x Wolverine #art #artist #draw #drawing #marvel
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Birchly @birchly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time you willingly use this shit, you’re agreeing with him.
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Owlcat Games @owlcatgames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Bonesingers are the builders and maintainers of the Aeldari. These xenos psykers are gifted in the arts of construction. They are able to draw on the energies of the warp to create wraithbone, which they shape into the core of buildings or tools and use to repair vehicles, weapons and armour.
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/2116210/... This one! Probably shoulda been posting about it over the last couple weeks, but I was "locked in"...
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Devil Peach Soda on Steam
Carve your way through a twisted and demonic manor in this fast paced roguelike. Devil Peach Soda combines quick arcade gameplay and RPG mechanics, featuring a variety of ways to build and customize y...
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uni fits perfectly :3
A black-and-white cat sitting perfectly in a narrow space
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M██████████ @munkeesgomu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wing-it for Meowboi
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Generic NewWave Band @polarcartoons.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Old post it note sketch
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The politest! :3
A black-and-white cat wearing a red polka-dot bow tie and sitting neatly
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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Mery Contrary @merycontrary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Discreet toy
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

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Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

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Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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Munie @munie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Xray version
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