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Whomst’d’ve?

@wh0mstdve.bsky.social
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I heard they show their wieners on this website

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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes I wander out of "channels I've been subscribed to for years and are therefore my Close Personal Friends" youtube and into "top search results for a topic I'm interested in" youtube, and lemme tell you These people use way too much b-roll
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today, for perhaps the first time in my life, I saw a cop do something altruistic unprompted (they stopped their car to pick up a piece of debris that had fallen in the road) I didn't know they could do that
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gather round children, mommy's panhandling again I'd really like to install solar panels in the van before it gets cold here, so if you wanna throw a couple dollars towards that I'd appreciate it gofund.me/65b2bf3f3
gofund.me
Donate to Help Brian live his van life dreams!, organized by Brian Atkinson
Y'all, the rent is too damn high. I'm sure like most of you, I've worked f… Brian Atkinson needs your support for Help Brian live his van life dreams!
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nodding along, a single tear rolling down my cheek
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just saw someone reply to a post literally about climbing the corporate ladder with a "Marxism intensifies" gif and I should delete social media shouldn't I
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Anybody wanna buy this painting I did a couple years ago? "Boxer," 2023, acrylic on canvas, 48"x60" $2500 incl. shipping DM if interested
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey except there are two Penelopes and one is played by Miss Piggy
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No one: People with nervous dogs: enjoying fireworks is IMMORAL and I hope you all DIE a VIOLENT DEATH
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Genuinely curious, what do straight people think the term 'slam pig' means?
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Please sign my change dot org petition for 35-45 year old white gay men to stop calling everything 'the function'
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Is there an advantage to doing Metamucil over Benefiber? Or are they basically equivalent?
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm announcing my retirement from free porn
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm so tired of takes I'm so tired of interviews I'm so tired of microphones clipped to objects Maybe we don't need to broadcast every single inane weightless opinion to the masses for engagement Maybe make sure you're saying something before you say something
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Anybody wanna buy this painting I did a couple years ago? "Boxer," 2023, acrylic on canvas, 48"x60" $2500 incl. shipping DM if interested
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Twink death is data scraping
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Phase 1 of Operation Nip Slip is complete
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Making a slutty lil tank for the summer inspired by (of all things) bronze age basketry/textile production Test swatch on the left Day and a half of progress on the right
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a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A wig is not a hat so much as an illusion, comparable to the glamours of the mischievous fae. Unless it’s from Party City or something, then it’s basically hat territory yeah
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
is a wig a hat? discuss.
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The baby gays don't know how good they have it, like if I went back in time to show 18yo me Wor$t Girl in America 18yo me would have evaporated
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
There are squatters in the abandoned house next door again, and like, I don't want to be a narc but do they really need to be doing creepy shit like slowly pounding on the walls at 11pm to be let in through the basement window, like is that necessary Some texas chainsaw shit
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Fun fact I am listening to Ys
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Updates from vanland: This is presumably where the magic will be happening
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Mom/Dad, what were you like in the 90's?" Blissfully unaware that in 30 years my nostalgia would be weaponized in order to train generative AI models on what human faces look like over time
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The 12 people who consistently like my text posts are being written into my will
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Womenswear style influencers: "Let's style this cute top I thrifted!" [puts on 40 pieces of clown drag, completely obscuring said top] Menswear style influencers: "RARE AESTHETIC" [puts on jeans, vintage graphic tee, and chore jacket]
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Updates from vanland: 1. Before 2. Cleaned + rust abated 3. Sound dampened 4. Vent fanned, partially insulated
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The flat of diet coke really sells the butch fantasy, no?
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
bought a house last week
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Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Who wants some smut? You do, obviously. Selling these three early issues of Bear, hit me up if you’re interested!
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