Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes I wander out of "channels I've been subscribed to for years and are therefore my Close Personal Friends" youtube and into "top search results for a topic I'm interested in" youtube, and lemme tell you These people use way too much b-roll 090
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Today, for perhaps the first time in my life, I saw a cop do something altruistic unprompted (they stopped their car to pick up a piece of debris that had fallen in the road) I didn't know they could do that 090
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Gather round children, mommy's panhandling again I'd really like to install solar panels in the van before it gets cold here, so if you wanna throw a couple dollars towards that I'd appreciate it gofund.me/65b2bf3f3gofund.meDonate to Help Brian live his van life dreams!, organized by Brian AtkinsonY'all, the rent is too damn high. I'm sure like most of you, I've worked f… Brian Atkinson needs your support for Help Brian live his van life dreams! 162
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nodding along, a single tear rolling down my cheek 050
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Just saw someone reply to a post literally about climbing the corporate ladder with a "Marxism intensifies" gif and I should delete social media shouldn't I 170
Reposted by Whomst’d’ve?Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Anybody wanna buy this painting I did a couple years ago? "Boxer," 2023, acrylic on canvas, 48"x60" $2500 incl. shipping DM if interested 2302
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Christopher Nolan's Odyssey except there are two Penelopes and one is played by Miss Piggy 060
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 05/07/2026No one: People with nervous dogs: enjoying fireworks is IMMORAL and I hope you all DIE a VIOLENT DEATH 0130
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Genuinely curious, what do straight people think the term 'slam pig' means? 140
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Please sign my change dot org petition for 35-45 year old white gay men to stop calling everything 'the function' 050
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Is there an advantage to doing Metamucil over Benefiber? Or are they basically equivalent? 140
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm so tired of takes I'm so tired of interviews I'm so tired of microphones clipped to objects Maybe we don't need to broadcast every single inane weightless opinion to the masses for engagement Maybe make sure you're saying something before you say something 1280
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Anybody wanna buy this painting I did a couple years ago? "Boxer," 2023, acrylic on canvas, 48"x60" $2500 incl. shipping DM if interested 2302
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Making a slutty lil tank for the summer inspired by (of all things) bronze age basketry/textile production Test swatch on the left Day and a half of progress on the right 0500
Reposted by Whomst’d’ve?a haunted laserdisc player @fogmaze.bsky.social · 02/04/2026A wig is not a hat so much as an illusion, comparable to the glamours of the mischievous fae. Unless it’s from Party City or something, then it’s basically hat territory yeah 041
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The baby gays don't know how good they have it, like if I went back in time to show 18yo me Wor$t Girl in America 18yo me would have evaporated 1100
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 22/03/2026There are squatters in the abandoned house next door again, and like, I don't want to be a narc but do they really need to be doing creepy shit like slowly pounding on the walls at 11pm to be let in through the basement window, like is that necessary Some texas chainsaw shit 0180
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Updates from vanland: This is presumably where the magic will be happening 0310
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Mom/Dad, what were you like in the 90's?" Blissfully unaware that in 30 years my nostalgia would be weaponized in order to train generative AI models on what human faces look like over time 0130
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The 12 people who consistently like my text posts are being written into my will 0400
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Womenswear style influencers: "Let's style this cute top I thrifted!" [puts on 40 pieces of clown drag, completely obscuring said top] Menswear style influencers: "RARE AESTHETIC" [puts on jeans, vintage graphic tee, and chore jacket] 0100
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Updates from vanland: 1. Before 2. Cleaned + rust abated 3. Sound dampened 4. Vent fanned, partially insulated 0360
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The flat of diet coke really sells the butch fantasy, no? 11980
Whomst’d’ve? @wh0mstdve.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Who wants some smut? You do, obviously. Selling these three early issues of Bear, hit me up if you’re interested! 050