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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Movies are better with a cat napping on your arm.

Boots the Bengal kitten stretches out on his back as he naps adorably on Jessica’s arm as she sits beside him on a couch. The photo is from above but it is insufficient to capture just how lanky of a longboi he is.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Watching my favorite Simpsons episode for the millionth time. It beats doing stuff.

A still from “Summer of 4 Ft. 2.” Lisa is blissful in midair as fireworks go off behind her.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

“Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!” It’s a perfect encapsulation of the show’s humor and far more useful in casual conversation than you might expect.

A still from The Simpsons showing several townsfolk. Krusty the Clown is speaking and Maude Flanders is looking over her shoulder at him with disdain.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

When Stevie sees me, she stands at the door and screams until I go outside to pet her and give her treats. My crew always supervises:

Four cats lined up behind a screen door looking out onto a deck.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My neighbor Stevie is enjoying the cat house I put on my deck for her.

An orange cat sits on the covered balcony of a small outdoor cat house that sits on a deck.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My $5 floppy hat and I thank you. 🫡

Jessica cosplaying as Lady Dimitrescu. She wears a black wide-brimmed hat, a black wig, a white long-sleeved dress with a black flower pinned to it, black gloves, and a pearl necklace. She has one hand on her hip and looks into the camera from under the brim of her hat.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Katherine LaNasa, the queen that you are

A text from Jessica that reads: “Oh that was so good. It was heartbreaking, but it was also so, so kind. Quite possibly the most empathetic way I’ve seen that depicted onscreen?”

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

In other news, Boots has discovered the joys of the back of the couch.

A sleepy bengal kitten lies on a fuzzy gold blanket on top of a beige couch. Jessica’s face is visible down to the bridge of her nose as she smiles and looks at her phone.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

The other kitties are used to it by now, but Junee was fascinated by me vigorously performing both parts of Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell’s “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.”

An adorable cat peeks out of a cave in the middle of a cat tower. She is looking at the camera intently, and the glare in her eyes looks unearthly, perhaps even demonic. She also looks like she has a Colonel Sanders goatee in this picture, but she doesn’t have that in real life. (She doesn’t have the demon vibe in real life either, knock on wood.)

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Joe: “I bid you adieu.” Cat: “I bid you adieu.” Peacock’s captions:

Two people sit by a fire in a castle courtyard looking at each other. The captions read:

“Happy juju.”
“Happy juju.”

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Yep, talked to her owner and she’s just a ramblin’ gal. She lives really close by. Ngl, I love that my place is a sanctuary for the neighborhood cats.

An orange and white cat lying in a flower bed next to some mint and some dead leaves that Jessica needs to rake.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I am now “sitting on a tennis ball to help with my sciatica pain” years old.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

David the Gnome, beloved cartoon character (RIP)

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

When I was a kid, I would get out the D volume of the encyclopedia and read all about the different dog breeds over and over again (shout out to nobody clocking my autism). I have so many different answers to this, but I have to say beagles in honor of my dearly departed Kaylee.

An adorable senior beagle sits on a rug and looks up at Jessica adoringly. She was the best dog in the world. 💜

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I told y’all Tully has taste. She’s mesmerized by THIEF.

A tabby kitten sitting on top of Jessica’s feet on a couch as she faces the glow of an out-of-frame TV.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Perimenopause dopamine crashes can go straight to hell.

Clara from The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. A black and white illustration shows a young girl wasting away in a bed. The surrounding room is dark and cavernous.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

While everyone is rightly talking about how great Lupita Nyong’o is, I just want to remind everyone that she is the undefeated horror queen of 2019.

Lupita Nyong’o on the poster for Little Monsters. She wears a bright yellow dress stained with blood. She smiles and jumps joyfully while holding a ukulele as grey zombie hands grasp at her feet. The background of the poster is the same yellow as her dress.

Lupita Nyong’o on the poster for Us. She wears a red jumpsuit and a brown fingerless glove. She holds a mask that looks like her smiling face slightly away from her real face to reveal that her eyes are wide and she is crying.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Sending this to everyone I know as an adoption announcement (this is Junee and she’s amazing)

Britney Spears in her red latex jumpsuit from the video for “Oops!… I Did It Again.” She looks to the side pensively. Jessica has added a picture of a beautiful cat lounging on a scratcher for Britney to consider. This is Jessica’s newest cat and she is settling in beautifully, knock on wood.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

My neighbor’s cat stopped by to yell at me about the snow and demand lots of ear scritches.

A photograph from inside a house of a majestic orange cat sitting on a snow-covered deck. She is seen through the glass of the back door. She is enjoying the sun and staring into Jessica’s soul, telepathically asking her why she let the ground get so cold and wet.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

I’m throwing a PowerPoint party so I can do a presentation where I read between every line in this article. I love this anecdote, which suggests that he (1) said the wrong name, (2) butchered the pronunciation, and/or (3) said something so ridiculous that they feigned ignorance.

“Perhaps it’s due to the chronic decline in news engagement, but I often found it witheringly difficult to connect with people who had little, if any, knowledge about current affairs. On one date, I talked about the leader of the country the person was from, and they’d never even heard of him.”

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Picking this thread up because I JUST NOW REALIZED that I’ve had a crush on Mel C for 30 years. Comphet, you bitch

Mel C (Sporty Spice from The Spice Girls, whose film SPICE WORLD belongs in the Criterion Collection [and I should write the essay for it]). She wears a black sports bra with white piping and black leggings with white stripes down the side. She is punching and kicking at the camera with a grin. She is exuding Girl Power.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

First good hair day in a while 🫡

Jessica smiles at the camera. She has medium-length curly brown hair and wears a coral hoodie.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Now that this story has a happy ending I can post this

A still from Carnival of Souls. Ghouls with dark clothing and dark circles around their eyes sit on a bus staring into the camera.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Lol at the Jessica who thought she was super excited for NIKITA for totally-straight reasons

Maggie Q looking both badass and ethereal in black leather

Maggie Q in a chic black dress and plum lipstick at some formal event. She looks like she’s in a Where’s Waldo where you have to spot the hot goth-adjacent spy in a sea of white people with bad hair.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

In hindsight, there is no heterosexual explanation for how much I loved Erika Alexander on LIVING SINGLE.

Maxine Shaw in a business suit looking unamused.

Maxine Shaw at a dinner table with an exaggerated smile on her face.

Maxine Shaw in a business suit. She is seated in an apartment and she smiles in a relaxed manner.

Maxine Shaw in business attire looking scornful.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Paula Prentiss. The perfect combination of gorgeous and daffy. She was everything I wanted to be.

Paula Prentiss showing off her bone structure in What’s New, Pussycat?

Paula Prentiss looking shocked in What’s New, Pussycat?

Paula Prentiss looking fashionably disheveled in What’s New, Pussycat?

Paula Prentiss pantomiming anxiety with a hand to her mouth in What’s New, Pussycat?

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Pam Grier. I mean…she’s Pam Grier.

Pam Grier looking beautiful in Foxy Brown

Pam Grier looking beautiful in Jawbreaker

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Michelle Pfeiffer, primarily in SCARFACE and GREASE 2 because that’s what I watched as a kid. I just thought she was neat! 🫡

Michelle Pfeiffer in Grease 2. She wears a black top and a black jacket with a pink lining. She is singing and holding her arms up in a dance move.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. She is dancing in a club and wearing a slinky dark blue gown.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Grease 2. She smiles and looks off to the side. She wears a black top and a pink jacket.

Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. She is seated in a club booth and looking over her shoulder at someone with a cutting look in her eyes.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

This moment in SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN made me feel very unfamiliar feelings as a kid. Cyd Charisse, queen of my heart.

A still from Singin’ in the Rain. The minimalist set is red with black accents. Cyd Charisse is seated in a chair at a café. She wears a sparkly green outfit that showcases her long legs. She extends her right leg and holds Gene Kelly’s hat aloft with her foot. He kneels next to her in surprise, staring up at his hat. He wears khaki slacks, a white shirt with the sleeves sluttily and thankfully rolled up past his elbows, a bright yellow vest, and a red tie.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Bootsy is an alien who was sent to Earth to destroy us with his cuteness, but he’s enjoying himself so much that he’s completely forgotten his mission.

Jessica and Bootsy, a Bengal kitten, cuddling in bed together. Jessica has her head on a pillow with her eyes closed. Boots has one paw pressing on the bridge of Jessica’s nose and another paw curled up on her chin.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I hope y’all find some joy today. Take this for the road.

Two cats playing on a grey cat tower. A Bengal kitten sits on top of it, peering intently to the side, while a tabby kitten hides inside it.

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

A little work day motivation from Sir Nose

Parliament’s album Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome

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Jessica Scott @wewhowalkhere.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Making a list of the publications I’m pitching this year

Tom Berenger in Major League. He stands at the plate calling his shot (pointing to left center field) as the camera looks at him from below.

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