nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 09/10/2026RIP to the tenant who printed and posted a notice shaming everyone for having parties and being noisy on friday nights 110
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 07/10/2026considering buying ttrpg buildings to teach my students about scenic painting bc miniatures and theater painting are surprisingly similar just at different scales 060
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the department had a secret meeting yesterday not even the department admin knew what it was about, and TODAY the admin found out and told me our chair was going to tell me about it but then she FORGOT 130
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/09/2026last one standing btw (haven't gotten the cold and/or covid that's been going around) 121
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/09/2026amazing news i have discovered i can react to my students emails with emojis. i'm unstoppable 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 25/09/2026why is it that *I* have to go to work in the nor'easter and *SHE* gets to lay here and do nothing 130
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 21/09/2026PM got sick this morning immediately after i told the gang ill be working 1/2 day mondays so i guess...im going in after all 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hrm the research project james is on for his phd is partnered in a country that it's uhhh actively illegal to be gay in....cool for it to be lowkey dangerous at all times for my man to do his research 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my chest hurts.....is it sore muscles, anxiety, or a heart attack? 010
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 16/09/2026had to remove james from my line of sight this morning bc i was so desperate to be annoying to him but he had to work 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i can't believe i'm a Macklemore stan in the year of lord, 2026 030
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026do you think buying ANOTHER $100 pillow i got an ad for on instagram will fix my head neck and shoulder pain THIS time? 110
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 13/09/2026work hasn't technically started yet but the ceiling in the shop had a massive leak and a bunch of ceiling tiles fell and probably got a bunch of our stock wood wet :) 110
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 11/09/2026forgot that i'm in charge of a class for students that they enrolled in for credits so that's how my week is going 010
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 10/09/2026playing 4D chess trying to schedule my student employees so they can all work 8 hours a week but two of them can't interact because they don't get along anymore 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 05/09/2026is this crazy? am i crazy? can we stop sorting shoes by "men's" and "women's?" can i just sort by size, irregardless of gender?? 000
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 04/09/2026while i generally am down to shit talk, kinda insane of my colleagues to be bad mouthing the PM as if he had to fly home for a FUNERAL on PURPOSE to SPITE YOUR COLLEGE THEATER SHOW 010
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 02/09/2026write the abbreviation "cpu" down on the chalkboard in my office and all my students asked what it stood for....... ..... .................. .................. ..... 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 01/09/2026full strength prozac and STILL feeling panicky? that's ativan time, baby 010
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026if there's one thing to know about me it's that i WONT hang, not that i can't 020
Reposted by nowhBAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW. 1244701645
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/08/2026hey a drunk girl at the bar just asked if i was interested in making a friend and i said "not really" and she then TOLD ON ME TO JAMES 040
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 26/08/2026PSA if you put your feet up on the seats when the train is mostly empty, you're going to go to hell and i Hate You 000
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 20/08/2026everyone is playing Fields of Mistria but *I* am playing Moonlight Peaks. just fyi 040
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 19/08/2026dropped the stainless steel pan rim-edge-first on to my big toe at 6am this morning and it immediately both cranked my toenail and became a MASSIVE blood clot under the nail so. no work for me today 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i worked a fun theater gig over the weekend, but today i'm back at the Pissing Me Off Factory and now that i just got the call that i was given this new position at my university job... girls, why am i HERE 130
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 15/08/2026had an interview with my coworkers for my own job today 🙏🏻 hope i get it lol 🙏🏻 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 08/08/2026spend $15 on laundry or $15 on new video game........... 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 08/08/2026finally... after all these years... matthew @stillmoms.bsky.social FINALLY accepts that we are, in fact, friends 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 07/08/2026feeling prettttyyy good about the scathing email i sent to the director of production about the assistant charge being a waste of time and space 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i feel like i used to be good at tweeting and now im SHIT 030
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 06/08/2026decided to make a hobby out of getting to know the straight men at work and i know it's working because one of them threw his boot at me today 140
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 05/08/2026nobody knows i caught and released the biggest house centipede i've ever seen into the warehouse 120
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 01/08/2026pretty shocking number of anti-abortion protesters outside the theater after seeing Moulin Rogue 030
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 30/07/2026(pressing my hand to the bars of my cage) i hope everyone is having fun at gen con...... 130
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/07/2026hey how come Margot & The Nuclear So and So's 2006 album "The Dust of Retreat" making me weepy on the train home? 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/07/2026*tries not to be weird to a new tattoo artist by Being Too Polite* *does that anyway* 020
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 29/07/2026huge day today everyone. 9 new pairs of underwear are being delivered 030
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 27/07/2026finally got Fern to eat a churu ✅ tried to enrich her by blowing catnip bubbles ❌❌❌🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘❌❌❌❌🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘📛📛📛📛🆘🆘🆘 030
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 26/07/2026james just asked me why i'm getting annoyed at him for asking me to do something annoying. you try buying an uber for someone else while they're in a different country 040
nowh @wetpaintsign.bsky.social · 24/07/2026got sent onsite for a client to do minuscule touch ups and then went home early but my boss said she's gonna pay me for a full 8 hour day 020
