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Apparently it’s not quite cricket in UAE either.

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Oh look, a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence.

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Will @n5n7badges.com · 29/09/2026

Just a note on the semantics of all this: You can, absolutely, take away from the sporting moments of everything that Man City have done. Sport is a competition on a level playing field. These cunts cheated and then lied their fucking arses off about it.

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Dino @dinohkay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ha ha. Cunt’s done the runner of all runners.

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“Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends” Premier League statement.

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Cheeky party down the Ems, anyone?

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City knowing about this during the summer window made them inflate the market hugely. Thankfully my club refused to partake in that nonsense. Those Middlesex pricks, however, up to their fucking arseholes in it. Mwahahah.

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I can’t see any City player who won’t be able to walk away from their contracts with minimal effort. They’ve signed in good faith for a club that has turned out to be systematically defrauding everyone, including them.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 28/09/2026

I take it that Joe Hart is still saying that it will all be fine. I wonder if he fancies buying some magic beans.

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However the Man City thing pans out it definitely will not be the Royal that takes the fall. He employs a civvy for that, and he will fall on his sword and be forced to live in luxury for the rest of his days.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 27/09/2026

Everyone in football has been defrauded. When judgement is passed the SFO should demand the evidence and go to work. This is a corporation where individuals, from top to bottom, have conspired to defraud. That’s the particular book that should be thrown.

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You can take the player out of Man City, but you can’t stop him being a cheat.

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Islington Life is Islington council’s door-drop magazine. Love the back page of the latest edition. Will never tire of being reminded that we are The Champions.

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Erling Haaland definitely improves our forward line. Don’t @ me, it’s just my personal opinion.

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She’s off now on the next leg of her journey. Car packed to the roof, with no room for me, N said she’d fight me to the death to drive her. A little tear, but a whole lot of excitement, and a little bit of fear. Go and live it, baby girl!

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Also, they’ve been proper cunts about it for years. I remember coming out of the 2017 FA Cup semi final and there were scally cunts pinging old men and kids for waving flags. Or ‘rubbing our noses in it’ as they claimed. Now they really need their noses rubbed in it imo.

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Woke up, stretched and remembered that Man City are the fraudster’s fraudsters.

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Great work on Man City, now do ProRef.

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Our little K is off to University tomorrow. How time flies. She’s grown up to be a bright and beautiful young woman, and we are going to miss her so, so much.

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Smoked giant satay, it’s dark by the time it’s cooked though. Even the smoker knows.

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Cheeky party down the Ems, anyone?

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The very best cure would be to do whatever best completely tanks the investment for the owners and ask them how they like them apples. Unfortunately that won’t happen though, as much as they deserve it.

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Duplicitous crooks cook books.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 24/09/2026

I haven’t had a hangover in years. I guess that the trick is to stay drunk.

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Only 56 tickets left for Bayern.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 23/09/2026

Fair play to Bayern, btw, £34, upper tier, for two top CL teams is a lot better than if it was us. My seat, at home, was almost £100 last time. Credit where it is due.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 22/09/2026

The women won, but that was the most disgusting performance. Might brush my teeth.

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It’s the dynamic. The way we played was completely nullified by a hard working team with talent. We couldn’t play the way we wanted and there wasn’t a plan B. Unless you count sticking the wardrobe on.

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Having freed up the substantial wages of Jesus, Martinelli, Trossard & Vieira, we left money on the table this summer. If we were willing to do Vini Jr or Alvarez, there is substantial cash available, no? Agree we bought badly, but Madueke, Zubi, Gyokeres & Eze can be squad players.

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It’s been reflected in our finishing many times already this season. Great positions, poor execution.

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