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WestStandTone

@weststandtone.com
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Arsenal season ticket holder, give or take the odd tour of duty, since 1977. A bit of a sweary fucker.

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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 01/10/2026
Budapest
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 30/09/2026
Claiming to live rent free in everyone ‘s heads when his rent is actually being paid by via a disguised funding scheme. Pure Sham City.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/09/2026
Apparently it’s not quite cricket in UAE either.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/09/2026
Oh look, a comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/09/2026
Sham…. Sham…. Sham…
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/09/2026
I’m in there. Laffin.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/09/2026
Ha ha. Cunt’s done the runner of all runners.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 26/09/2026
Islington Life is Islington council’s door-drop magazine. Love the back page of the latest edition. Will never tire of being reminded that we are The Champions.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 26/09/2026
She’s off now on the next leg of her journey. Car packed to the roof, with no room for me, N said she’d fight me to the death to drive her. A little tear, but a whole lot of excitement, and a little bit of fear. Go and live it, baby girl!
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 26/09/2026
Woke up, stretched and remembered that Man City are the fraudster’s fraudsters.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 25/09/2026
Our little K is off to University tomorrow. How time flies. She’s grown up to be a bright and beautiful young woman, and we are going to miss her so, so much.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 25/09/2026
Was banging.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 25/09/2026
Smoked giant satay, it’s dark by the time it’s cooked though. Even the smoker knows.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 25/09/2026
The very best cure would be to do whatever best completely tanks the investment for the owners and ask them how they like them apples. Unfortunately that won’t happen though, as much as they deserve it.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 25/09/2026
Duplicitous crooks cook books.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 20/09/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 20/09/2026
Char-siu pork.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 19/09/2026
Bring on The Champions.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 16/09/2026
Bournemouth getting Ball 1 can get in the fucking bin.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 16/09/2026
I hope that was a family member and not a date.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 15/09/2026
Lovely job, we had them beaten in the tunnel. Spent the last 20 laughing at all the Arsenal fans standing up in the home end and getting kicked out, one by one. Same old Arsenal, taking the piss.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 15/09/2026
Not tonight, being chauffeured. For a change.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 15/09/2026
Ipswich bound. Stuck in traffic on the A12, obviously.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 14/09/2026
Well, well, look at what they’ve got in stock at Costco.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 14/09/2026
Pro-ref (still PGMOL at Companies House) really need the Premier League. Without its support , they are insolvent.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 14/09/2026
Using the Police Anti-Corruption and Abuse Reporting Service, during the year ending March 31st, 2025, police forces in England and Wales finalised 15,843 allegations of corruption against 8,031 police officers. Maybe we could call Crimestoppers.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 13/09/2026
£41.5m went through PGMOL in their last published accounts. They made a loss on that. How is that providing good value to the Premier League when you get weekends where the officiating has been like this?
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 13/09/2026
Christ.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 13/09/2026
He’s a proper shithouse, but leave us out of that parochial shite, eh?
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 10/09/2026
Lost a duel.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 10/09/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 10/09/2026
Lewis knows.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 09/09/2026
Big Vik playing well.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 09/09/2026
Odd watching on TV. Thought this was Tim Lovejoy until he opened his gob and he was northern.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 09/09/2026
James Bell was the VAR. Newly promoted from the select group 2. Probably scared of being seen to make a more senior official look incompetent, instead makes the whole organisation look incompetent. VAR should be a run by a separate organisation, in order to avoid this nonsense.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 09/09/2026
Can’t even spell Naples right. SMFH
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 06/09/2026
Refused to leave without a point. Congratulations.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 06/09/2026
Just in case anyone forgot.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 05/09/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 03/09/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 03/09/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 30/08/2026
Sunday souvlaki.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/08/2026
Meat!
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/08/2026
Title contenders.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/08/2026
We don’t fuck about.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/08/2026
Alexis was also fit for purpose and not a giant sick note.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 29/08/2026
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 28/08/2026
Us this window.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 27/08/2026
Munich, Seville, Naples and Prague. Expensive few months ahead.
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WestStandTone @weststandtone.com · 27/08/2026
Champions League draw’s on, Champions League drawers on.
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