Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 07/08/2026White people are absolutely fearless whenever black people aren’t involved 040
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026These garlic and jalapeño olives from Costco got me in the MEANEST chokehold 😩 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Every now and then during my workouts, I unintentionally gaslight myself into a new PR because I’m too tired to do proper math 🙃 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Two things I never take for granted: 1. Mobility 2. Literacy 011
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Literally feel like doing everything but what I need to be doing right now 😩 010
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Every now and then, I think about how stupid people are for not realizing Clark Kent was Superman, but then I remember that I genuinely didn’t realize Penelope Tate was actually Amanda Bynes in glasses and a wig… 110
Reposted by Sherlock Homiejasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026Bananas every time you add them to a smoothie: 29830
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Rainy days call for baking and dancing. Good vibes only ✌🏾🌞 010
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I need Tubi movies like a fish needs water man 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Wine drunk on a Sunday and I’m off tomorrow? Life is good 😌 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There’s absolutely nothing wrong with outgrowing people 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Syd, Larry June, and Steve Lacy in one day? Christmas came early 😭 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s really my own fault for thinking I’d leave work without someone else’s bodily fluids on me 😔 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 26/02/2026So can most of us agree that BHM ‘26 was a dud? 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 25/02/2026An oatmeal raisin cookie’s gonna get me right every time 😮💨 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’m so damn washed. I can’t even stay up past 11pm after work week no more 😭 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Nothing more disrespectful than dry chicken thighs 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Folks gotta be more selective with whom they procreate 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Taking the steps to create healthy distances from folks. I’m too old and too focused for toxic relationships 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The only one real enough to lay it all on the line when it mattered the most. Iykyk 🫡 010
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Serious question for anyone who read Blood at the Root: How’d you do it? I don’t wanna DNF it, but it’s trying me 😩 #blackbooksky 100
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Leg day complete 🥲media.tenor.coma giraffe is standing on its hind legs in a grassy fieldAlt: a giraffe is clumsily attempting to stand on its hind legs in a grassy field 130
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026My fuse is justifiably shorter during BHM, so I just hope my coworkers be cool this week… 000
Reposted by Sherlock HomieShawtylicious @meauxmac.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Morning Black People!! 🖤❤️💚 #BlackHistoryMonth 02410
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I’m back baby 😎media.tenor.coma man in a blue jacket is laying on a wooden floorAlt: a man in a blue jacket is laying on a wooden floor being revived, specifically Duke Deuce from the “Crunk Ain’t Dead” music video. Crunk ain’t dead, and neither am I ✌🏾 020
Reposted by Sherlock Homie𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025And for breakfast....peach Hennessy glazed red velvet wings, with lemon pepper waffles drenched in Don Julio butter. 141
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I don’t think folks can really say they know pain if they haven’t been a Clippers fan… 000
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/10/20252 Chainz really makes music for the upwardly mobile professional 000
Reposted by Sherlock HomieMychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU 15853981114
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I wonder if it’s ever too late to take a lactaid 🤔 020
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Just had the wildest craving for sushi and lemonade 010
Reposted by Sherlock HomieStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/09/2025#TeamCandyCorn 6198
Reposted by Sherlock HomieHazel Henry @childsplease.blacksky.app · 16/09/2025I've gotten REALLY into my hobbies 131
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I swear you can always tell when you’re speaking with a white person who’s uncomfortable around black people 040
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Seems like I always hit a music lull in September. Taking album/song recommendations now ✌🏾 010
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Just finished Before I Let Go, and now I’m about to tap into the rest of the Skyland Saga. Need more recommendations in this vein. #blackbooksky 010
Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Who even came up with the stereotype that mice like cheese? 000