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Sherlock Homie

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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
White people are absolutely fearless whenever black people aren’t involved
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
These garlic and jalapeño olives from Costco got me in the MEANEST chokehold 😩
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every now and then during my workouts, I unintentionally gaslight myself into a new PR because I’m too tired to do proper math 🙃
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Two things I never take for granted: 1. Mobility 2. Literacy
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Literally feel like doing everything but what I need to be doing right now 😩
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every now and then, I think about how stupid people are for not realizing Clark Kent was Superman, but then I remember that I genuinely didn’t realize Penelope Tate was actually Amanda Bynes in glasses and a wig…
Amanda Bynes in costume as Penelope Tate, Amanda Bynes’ #1 fan pleaseAmanda Bynes just vibing
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
Bananas every time you add them to a smoothie:
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rainy days call for baking and dancing. Good vibes only ✌🏾🌞
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Undercover Brother is such a solid ass film
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I need Tubi movies like a fish needs water man
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wine drunk on a Sunday and I’m off tomorrow? Life is good 😌
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with outgrowing people
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Syd, Larry June, and Steve Lacy in one day? Christmas came early 😭
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Natural selection don’t be selecting enough
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Steve Lacy really don’t miss
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s really my own fault for thinking I’d leave work without someone else’s bodily fluids on me 😔
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
So can most of us agree that BHM ‘26 was a dud?
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
An oatmeal raisin cookie’s gonna get me right every time 😮‍💨
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’m so damn washed. I can’t even stay up past 11pm after work week no more 😭
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Nothing more disrespectful than dry chicken thighs
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Folks gotta be more selective with whom they procreate
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Taking the steps to create healthy distances from folks. I’m too old and too focused for toxic relationships
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The only one real enough to lay it all on the line when it mattered the most. Iykyk 🫡
Powerpuff Bunny: a true Townsville soldier
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Serious question for anyone who read Blood at the Root: How’d you do it? I don’t wanna DNF it, but it’s trying me 😩 #blackbooksky
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🤎Pretty LaBelle🌻 @niquivenus.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Photo of plastic cake container aka the loudest thing on earth.
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 02/02/2026
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Leg day complete 🥲
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a giraffe is standing on its hind legs in a grassy field
Alt: a giraffe is clumsily attempting to stand on its hind legs in a grassy field
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My fuse is justifiably shorter during BHM, so I just hope my coworkers be cool this week…
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Shawtylicious @meauxmac.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Morning Black People!! 🖤❤️💚 #BlackHistoryMonth
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’m back baby 😎
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a man in a blue jacket is laying on a wooden floor
Alt: a man in a blue jacket is laying on a wooden floor being revived, specifically Duke Deuce from the “Crunk Ain’t Dead” music video. Crunk ain’t dead, and neither am I ✌🏾
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𝒜𝓁𝑜𝓎𝓈𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒜𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 #WAWG @keemfraiche.blacksky.app · 03/12/2025
And for breakfast....peach Hennessy glazed red velvet wings, with lemon pepper waffles drenched in Don Julio butter.
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I don’t think folks can really say they know pain if they haven’t been a Clippers fan…
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A Gemini hasn’t steered me wrong yet
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Shake Shack fuckin Five Guys up
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
2 Chainz really makes music for the upwardly mobile professional
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
There have been two hosts in the history of Reading Rainbow. The Legend of Literacy, LeVar Burton! And... me, Mychal Threets, a librarian 🥹🤯 I am a reader, a librarian because LeVar Burton and Reading Rainbow made us believe and see we belong in books, we belong everywhere ✨ youtu.be/e7es7qdWVnU
Smiling Mychal with hands raised wears an outer space shirt in a library. It is a still from an episode of Reading Rainbow.LeVar Burton smiles with hands behind his head as he lies down on a colorful pile of books. ENEMY PIE book rests on his chest.
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I wonder if it’s ever too late to take a lactaid 🤔
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just had the wildest craving for sushi and lemonade
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
#TeamCandyCorn
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Hazel Henry @childsplease.blacksky.app · 16/09/2025
I've gotten REALLY into my hobbies
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I swear you can always tell when you’re speaking with a white person who’s uncomfortable around black people
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A vacation is calling me
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Seems like I always hit a music lull in September. Taking album/song recommendations now ✌🏾
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Roh @crimsonweaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Me this fall
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Just finished Before I Let Go, and now I’m about to tap into the rest of the Skyland Saga. Need more recommendations in this vein. #blackbooksky
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Who even came up with the stereotype that mice like cheese?
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Sherlock Homie @wesrandolph.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I got EGG money. Talk to me nice
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