Reposted by wesley crêpeslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Drywall is like an advent calendar except it’s year round and there are no prizes and you open it with your fists 512824
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I love Jeopardy. A contestant can discuss their cancer diagnosis with Ken Jennings and then be immediately followed by a contestant's anecdote about jumping really high one time in 4th grade. 010
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I want to buy a house, but only because I want to have a neighbor that I can start a property line dispute with that I take WAY too far 000
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Was Butt-Ugly Martians a real TV show or some elaborate fever dream I had as a child? 000
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024No, I didn't just blow in from Stupid Town. I have a car. 001
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024New to Bluesky! Has anyone made a sexual joke about "skeets" yet? What's that? Nobody?! *cracks fingers* 000
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You lost faith in elections after Trump was elected a second time. I lost faith in elections when DEWmocracy 2 resulted in White Out beating Typhoon. We are not the same. 000
wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Cinema peaked with Sky High (2005) and I will not be told otherwise 030