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wesley crêpes

@wesleycrepes.bsky.social
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I could def beat a five-year-old in a fistfight. In fact, I welcome the opportunity.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Drywall is like an advent calendar except it’s year round and there are no prizes and you open it with your fists
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I love Jeopardy. A contestant can discuss their cancer diagnosis with Ken Jennings and then be immediately followed by a contestant's anecdote about jumping really high one time in 4th grade.
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I want to buy a house, but only because I want to have a neighbor that I can start a property line dispute with that I take WAY too far
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Was Butt-Ugly Martians a real TV show or some elaborate fever dream I had as a child?
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
No, I didn't just blow in from Stupid Town. I have a car.
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New to Bluesky! Has anyone made a sexual joke about "skeets" yet? What's that? Nobody?! *cracks fingers*
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You lost faith in elections after Trump was elected a second time. I lost faith in elections when DEWmocracy 2 resulted in White Out beating Typhoon. We are not the same.
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wesley crêpes @wesleycrepes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Cinema peaked with Sky High (2005) and I will not be told otherwise
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