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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
This continues until one day, a man goes in, sits down, and orders elephants foreskins on toast. Waiter takes the order, goes back into the kitchen, then comes back thirty one minutes later and says "Here's your cheque, sir. I'm afraid the chef's run out of bread."
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
Every day, people go in and order the most outrageous things they can think of, and every time the waiter takes their order, goes back into the kitchen, and comes out with exactly what they ordered not more than twenty nine minutes later.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
So there's this restaurant that claims it can serve anything, and that if you order something they can't provide within 30 minutes, they'll give you a cheque for a million dollars.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
"We've seen 'em all - Big Ben! Zulus at dawn! Churchill looking startled!"
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, very funny Ishmael, we've all seen it, now put it away before we get thrown out of another pub
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 17h
Glad to see the comments here focusing on what's important
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I should call her.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Listen my lad, this parrots deceasedness cannot be predicted with total certainty, but its overall likelihood can be analysed using probability distributions"
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well this is as fine a way as I can think of to find out the news.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rabies Ronnie has a gift for ya! Surprise, it's rabies!
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Biffed it a bit making this one a PG, but I actually really like this premise
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit what an absolute fucking car crash
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you managed to earn a popcorn bucket yet?
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are at least in distinguished company
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Total lack of furries'?
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently a successful summer blockbuster earns you a popcorn bucket. tentpolegame.com/m/NWQPLJD7THtX
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tentpolegame.com/m/odgCyMjWu2fu
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was a comic book miniseries just last year, but that was because the earliest book and comic strips became public domain
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unhallowed — Popcorn hit, 61/100, $301M tentpolegame.com/m/fobviRYp43Ih
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/09/2026
stop socially rewarding the performance of mental health distress and nihilism for clout. stop supporting creatives (including quirky shitposters) who send the message that the correct response to social challenges is nihilism, despair, or hatred. stop encouraging adults to be overgrown children.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would suggest the problem is less "depression" and more "trying to build an entire identity and career around your one viral tweet from nine fucking years ago"
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got back from the terminally online leftist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren’t possible”
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 29/09/2026
People need to stop handing epistemological licenses to people who they think got a bad hand and therefore deserve to believe false things as a treat. It’s not actually doing someone any kindness
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly it's all been downhill since he tried blowing up one of the sets they built for Dr. Doolittle.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thing about Elon is he is allowed to say the n-word. He can shout it from the rooftops with zero legal consequences. He'd just get our social disapproval and that drives him fucking mad. He needs us to applaud his preteen edgelords bullshit and he'll burn the world out of spite for not getting it.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtube.com
I am in the pube with the holiday monkey, run run run
YouTube video by Iruparazzo
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtube.com
I am in the pube with the holiday monkey, run run run
YouTube video by Iruparazzo
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is some "Road & Boats &cetera"-level shit
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Builder, eh? Hardest job in the world, that."
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did."
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheesed to meet you, Nathan
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You're making fun of queer people" I think most people are pretty sympathetic to the queer woman living out of her truck, $50k in debt, abandoned by her business partners, who thinks she is obligated to sit through 3.5 hour accountability sessions for the crime of wanting to keep the business open.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Actony McActonface
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing people trying to debate the lesbian bar thing on the merits of the arguments, & folks, those are COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. The point is that dealing with people like that and trying to appease them - about ANYTHING - is so exhausting, impossible & unrewarding that normal people WILL STOP TRYING.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
True, I'd trust Eccles and Bluebottle to do a better job than him
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bloody vikings
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always the ones you most expect.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Approaching the crazification factor, I repeat we are approaching the crazification factor, this is not a drill, proceeding with orders received
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well played, irony. Well played.
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alas, another set of streams I'll have to duck out on for fear of spoilers. Hope you enjoy it!
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"No, Trurl, a sufferer is not one who hands you his suffering, that you may touch it, weigh it, bite it like a coin; a sufferer is one who behaves like a sufferer!"
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You say there's no way of knowing whether Excelsius's subjects groan, when beaten, purely because of the electrons hopping about inside—like wheels grinding out the mimicry of a voice—or whether they really groan, that is, because they honestly experience the pain? A pretty distinction, this!"
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werewolf2000ad.bsky.social @werewolf2000ad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
" Trurl, you took an untold number of creatures capable of suffering and abandoned them forever to the rule of a wicked tyrant.... Trurl, you have committed a terrible crime!"
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