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Bastard Angela

@werewolf.pizza
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i'm on the computer. she/her or it/its if you know what's up. autistic. author. elixir dev. ultrarunner. trans woman. sincere lycanthrope. dual 🇨🇦🇺🇸 editor/creator: Werewolf News & WEREWOLVES VERSUS argylewerewolf.com

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 7h
Confidential to the Plat II, level 600-something rook I killed with a knife in Command Wing: you had your chance to parlay
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
This one is "what if a wild animal(?) was a person(???) who wanted to kiss(?????) you, and you had to decide, while holding it at arms length, if it was okay to want to kiss back, right on its fang-filled maw"
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
I'm really proud of this story. It's a trans allegory, but it's also a stealth heist, an unrepentant revenge tale, and, most critically, an unflinching look at how annoying it is to get around downtown Vancouver on a summer afternoon.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 21/06/2023
"Clocked" is part of the Trans Terror Trilogy, along with "The Inside City" by @skybun.bsky.social & "Precision Instruments" by @azurefemme.bsky.social. They're magnificent, cathartic, and available as a trio for a discount! itch.io/b/1367/the-trans-terror-tri…
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 15h
hooting and hollering and throwing couch cushions and splashing in the sink about this. this is SO GOOD
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Lux Ghoulador 👻 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 15h
omg @moonshiftmonsters.bsky.social this is the cutest gift ever thank you so much look it's me and the STRIPES OMG
A hand painted flat mask done to be lux in werecat form. the stick you hold it with is painted like her stripey tail.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 15h
Now that's what i call Bluesky
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Áine @actuallyannalise.bsky.social · 16h
Ferries are the best ways to travel around Seattle. 📷: Contax T 🎞️: Fujifilm Velvia 100 🧪: Kodak E-6 Chems #BelieveInFilm #SlideFilm
Photo of the Seattle skyline as viewed through the openings in the side of the second level automobile deck on a WSF ferry along the Bremerton - Seattle route.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 16h
oh my god
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 16h
"Streaker" from Ultima II Massage is a close second
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 16h
YES!!! Look what I was listening to when I saw this post!!! The riff in this is the nastiest sickest fuckin thing in my whole music collection!
Apple Music playing "Dimensional Hum" by TOBACCO
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Repress In Peace @repressinpeace.bsky.social · 16h
On to the coloring! I have a slot open for another comic page and more for those interested! DM me for inquiries! (Comic page commission for client on Discord) #werewolf #werewolves #werewolftransformation #werewolfgirl #animegirl #anime #comic #werewolfartist #werewolfart
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 28/09/2026
“Molt” by @werebit.bsky.social. A tripartite portrait of me. She made this without me knowing until it was almost complete. The self helping the self with savage adoration.
Grayscale illustration of a nude woman in three states. The most human one is standing slumped over with her arms hanging loose and her face expressionless. Emerging from her back is a lightly furred version with a small tail, pointed ears, and shaggy shoulders. Helping her is the third version: a confident fully transformed werewolf with a rough mane, clawed hand in classic autistic T-Rex paw pose, and six breasts. This fully transformed version is looking with a savage adoration at the other two. 
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 17h
mfw Boards of Canada has once again used a Roland SH-101 mono synth to simultaneously break my heart with anemoia, paralyze me with genuine nostalgia, and imbue me with a gentle, wistful optimism about the future
Ixi with her hands on her hips, headphones on, giving a real "aaah you gone done it again, you got me" expression
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
This one is just what I've learned from living nearly five decades (so far) as a regular person who is also an impossible thing.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
(and also, "what if you had an annoying friend who was always getting drunk and ditching you for one night stands, and you wanted a way to one-up her skeeviest most reckless tale")
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
This one is "what if a wild animal(?) was a person(???) who wanted to kiss(?????) you, and you had to decide, while holding it at arms length, if it was okay to want to kiss back, right on its fang-filled maw"
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18h
I'm really proud of this story. It's a trans allegory, but it's also a stealth heist, an unrepentant revenge tale, and, most critically, an unflinching look at how annoying it is to get around downtown Vancouver on a summer afternoon.
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*wii sports golf clapping* I'm sure people have made these jokes before. But this stuff has been happening in shooty game.
A raccoon throwing a grenade from behind snow cover shoutong *FRAG OUT*

Aa wolf girl catching the grenade it says "NICE CATCH!"

The raccoon and a rat watch as she explodes in the disrance, little boots flying off. The rat has turned to the raccoon and os saying "she does that a lot"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 19h
Preparing for a conversation with a legendary economist by listening to this
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 19h
Curious. Analyzing. I seem to be flipping out
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 20h
what if they made a moon, that was on the computer
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 20h
same. research is ongoing
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 20h
I shared this in a discord chat with fellow NuCal enjoyers, and we are popping off 
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 08/04/2026
BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger.
NuCaloric advertisement for a Chicago Style Vapable Hot Dog. It is a mostly pink cylinder that says "NuCaloric" on the bottom with an icon of a chicago style hot dog, a yellow flat button, the text "312, Chicago Style" under the button and a white mouthpiece. The text in the upper left says "No ketchup. No bun. Full Flavor." and 312 in the upper right corner.
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 06/03/2026
can anyone tell me why i spent 4 hours creating a fake NuCal ad for an estrogen autoinjector
Advertisement for a fictional Estrogen Single-Use autoinjector created by the company NuCaloric from Marathon. Large text reads "Called a boy. Isn't. 201." Smaller text below reads "nu" "GOLD RUSH SERIAL NO. 20210201 出力 CYBERSECURITY 10-V0839 EXPLORATION / DEVELOPMENT" Between the text is a large pink autoinjector.
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treegirl (halloween joke) @treegirl.it.com · 17/06/2026
where were you on the night in question?
Two images offset of Recon from Marathon aiming a sniper rifle in a image to the upper left with the bullet streak entering Thief's head in the bottom right image with blood spraying out. On the top and bottom of the image are two checker patterns with images of a hawk in a line to a target and a rabbit as the target in the bottom left. The text "make an example" and "send them a message" are split between the left and the right.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 23h
ah man this is really nice
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I frequently see "AI" boosters implying that LLMs are simply an innate and superior part of coding now, inescapable, and that literally all programmers agree with them. And, well. That, too, is a form of propaganda
Looking at my software peers in 2026 I see fatigued faces, I see frustration, and I see a lot of people looking for a way out of an industry that seems poised on the brink of collapse. LLMs are being pushed on us at every turn, most people seem at best frustrated by them, and ultimately they seem to appeal most to people who see the production of software as a purely mechanical means to an end. They are antithetical, however, to the idea of software as a craft, or something requiring both initial and ongoing care. As an expression of the soul.
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LegalizeWerewolves @viergacht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 1st of Halloween!
Photo manip/3d. Werewolf howling in a dark forest.
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The Good Floof @goodestno3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spooky season is upon us And this werewolf is now stalking your woods 🐺🔦 🎨: @bluetea.bsky.social
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
Once it is published I will share a link. Here's one of the three drawings Tandye (@werebit.bsky.social) did for it.
A grey and black illustration of a werewolf curled up asleep. It's covered in blood. In the foreground, a severed hand lays in a pool of blood.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
I just finished writing a direct sequel to my story "They Say Don't Get Clocked". It's called "After the Banquet" and it goes a little something like this:
Sweet bro & Hella jeff comic about stairs, reworked.
Panel 1: guy in a red shirt walks towards some stairs. "I cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and eat all these bigots"
Panel 2: he falls down the stairs. "FUCK IM A MONSTER COVERED IN BLOOD................"
Panel 3: A guy in a blue shirt says "I WARNED YOU ABOUT GETTING CLOCKED BRO!!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!"
Panel 4: Red shirt still falling down the stairs. "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
Panel 5: 25 smaller images of him falling down the stairs
Panel 6: close-up of blue shirt guy's face. "I TOLD YOU MAN. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET CLOCKED!!!!"
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
Once it is published I will share a link. Here's one of the three drawings Tandye (@werebit.bsky.social) did for it.
A grey and black illustration of a werewolf curled up asleep. It's covered in blood. In the foreground, a severed hand lays in a pool of blood.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
I just finished writing a direct sequel to my story "They Say Don't Get Clocked". It's called "After the Banquet" and it goes a little something like this:
Sweet bro & Hella jeff comic about stairs, reworked.
Panel 1: guy in a red shirt walks towards some stairs. "I cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and eat all these bigots"
Panel 2: he falls down the stairs. "FUCK IM A MONSTER COVERED IN BLOOD................"
Panel 3: A guy in a blue shirt says "I WARNED YOU ABOUT GETTING CLOCKED BRO!!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!"
Panel 4: Red shirt still falling down the stairs. "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
Panel 5: 25 smaller images of him falling down the stairs
Panel 6: close-up of blue shirt guy's face. "I TOLD YOU MAN. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET CLOCKED!!!!"
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"There’s something equally delicious about picturing the opposite. About being a creature driven solely by its hungers, allowed to indulge in them. To satiate that urge to crawl inside a lover’s ribs, get closer than closer, eat them whole so no part of them is separate from you."
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Pissed off, wolfed out, and about to commit to some high-profile vandalism. Next small chapter of the #guildwars2 fic is up, sketch courtesy @ependa.bsky.social~ archiveofourown.org/works/919032...
 Closeup of Jhavi Jorasdottir's face. Her expression is pure anger.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gray today
photo of heavy lift vessel (BBC Bremen) with a blue hull, big yellow crane arms, and a white superstructure floating far away on a flat gray river, in front of grayish green hills partly covered in whitish gray fog/clouds. there’s a little white tender behind the BBC Bremen and everything looks washed in gray
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Breddy Tidgewater @intelsebastian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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holipop @holipop.art · 30/09/2026
[comm for @shadowdrgn.bsky.social] #marathon
A dragon-robot based off the Triage shell from Marathon against a red background.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
that's fair. that's fair imo
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sephiroth and kefka are freaks created by their institutions (Dr. Frankensteins). main diff: sephiroth: likes following directions until he finds out about mothers. he starts saying Lifestream. kefka: fucked up clown who became fucked up from a fucked up experiment and now casting spells
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
Somebody graduated from puppy training class yesterday! Everyone say "good job, Keiko!"
A keeshond puppy wearing a tiny mortarboard
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
yours is very good
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🍄Mushroom Guy🍄 @mycotae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀
A gnarly looking hand and lower jaw with lolling tongue. It's werewolf time.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026
oh my GOD this HITS
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RAPIDPUNCHES 🍉🫒🕊️ @rapidpunches.itch.io · 16/08/2026
It's never too early! I need it to be autumn NOW!!
A jackolantern with a toad, a mouse, a kitten, and a bat hanging out.
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 30/09/2026
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only. I was assigned “white upper-middle-class Canadian dude” on this playthrough and I wanted an intentional debuff to make it interesting
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 30/09/2026
This is objectively correct and if anyone disagrees, I will drop dead, and as I hit the floor, I’ll sigh: “what a morning”.
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