iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 06/10/2026

Thus ends my #marathon Season 2. All vault contents mulched by the worms. Two cradle resets. A LOT of time in sponsored survival and Vault Breakers. The march to Archivist will continue in season 2.5. I love this game. If we ran together: thank you.

ArgyleWerewolf
Title: Notorious
Level 172

Displaying a Thief shell with the Kasha Yokai skin

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 05/10/2026

Second week in a row where MBMBaM mentions Travis in the episode title

MBMBaM 834: You ain’t never ate an egg like me

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 04/10/2026

You know I said it That Way

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 04/10/2026

Sometimes, Ontario is okay.

A park bench overlooking a wind-riffled pond surrounded by trees that are starting to show their autumn colours

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 04/10/2026

I spent the day with @azurebitch.bsky.social. We had a writing date, Korean food, and did a very good job of passing for human! Love ya, sis!

A woman with a blue side-shave gives a big smile and double thumbs-up over a pile of Korean fried chicken. In the foreground, I have bibimbap.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 02/10/2026

YES!!! Look what I was listening to when I saw this post!!! The riff in this is the nastiest sickest fuckin thing in my whole music collection!

Apple Music playing "Dimensional Hum" by TOBACCO

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 02/10/2026

mfw Boards of Canada has once again used a Roland SH-101 mono synth to simultaneously break my heart with anemoia, paralyze me with genuine nostalgia, and imbue me with a gentle, wistful optimism about the future

Ixi with her hands on her hips, headphones on, giving a real "aaah you gone done it again, you got me" expression

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026

Once it is published I will share a link. Here's one of the three drawings Tandye (@werebit.bsky.social) did for it.

A grey and black illustration of a werewolf curled up asleep. It's covered in blood. In the foreground, a severed hand lays in a pool of blood.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026

I just finished writing a direct sequel to my story "They Say Don't Get Clocked". It's called "After the Banquet" and it goes a little something like this:

Sweet bro & Hella jeff comic about stairs, reworked.
Panel 1: guy in a red shirt walks towards some stairs. "I cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and eat all these bigots"
Panel 2: he falls down the stairs. "FUCK IM A MONSTER COVERED IN BLOOD................"
Panel 3: A guy in a blue shirt says "I WARNED YOU ABOUT GETTING CLOCKED BRO!!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!"
Panel 4: Red shirt still falling down the stairs. "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
Panel 5: 25 smaller images of him falling down the stairs
Panel 6: close-up of blue shirt guy's face. "I TOLD YOU MAN. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET CLOCKED!!!!"

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 01/10/2026

Somebody graduated from puppy training class yesterday! Everyone say "good job, Keiko!"

A keeshond puppy wearing a tiny mortarboard

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 29/09/2026

My phone will be able to withstand 160 extra points of damage with this charm

Tiny little Enhanced (green) shield implant from Marathon

It’s so tiny. It’s in the middle of my palm

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 29/09/2026

Killed by a rook And I'm to blame Bungie you made A good game

Bon Jovi performing outdoors at Outpost, between bouts of heat cascade

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 28/09/2026

“Molt” by @werebit.bsky.social. A tripartite portrait of me. She made this without me knowing until it was almost complete. The self helping the self with savage adoration.

Grayscale illustration of a nude woman in three states. The most human one is standing slumped over with her arms hanging loose and her face expressionless. Emerging from her back is a lightly furred version with a small tail, pointed ears, and shaggy shoulders. Helping her is the third version: a confident fully transformed werewolf with a rough mane, clawed hand in classic autistic T-Rex paw pose, and six breasts. This fully transformed version is looking with a savage adoration at the other two.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 26/09/2026

Harvest moon werewolf transformation

A big box labelled “animated werewolf” in a suburban front room

The same room, from the same angle, with a fully-assembled 7-foot-tall werewolf in the window

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 26/09/2026

Keiko and I are learning about @c0ffincunt.bsky.social on our walk. It seems like a very sanitized description of the kind of thing she is, though.

A trail side municipal information board describing al kinds of things about bats

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 23/09/2026

Sticker for now-defunct German bike co-op, you are my "Andraz Egart Backpacking Video Background Item of the Week"

Interior entrance of a Croatian bivouac, plastered with stickers from previous visitors

Close-up of one sticker: a cartoon fox on a bike, with the name “VELOISMUS” under it

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 23/09/2026

You can be whatever the fuck you want

Angela in 2007. Lumpy bearded pile of misery

Angela in 2026. Fit, confident woman with great legs

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 23/09/2026

Compilers are my favourite sci-fi entity ever, but as a 45 year old woman, I don't need a black unisex tee prominently featuring a guy with a gun. The BoC stuff is harder to resist, but I'm going to wait until they release a "Father And Son" muscle tank that says "I really wish that I could do that"

Marathon "Compiler" shirt. Uncomfortable black unisex graphic tee with a bold simplified compiler image. A Destroyer runner shell silhouette is superimposed.

Boards of Canada "Face" t-shirt and "Hi Scores" coloured vinyl product shots. Uncomfortable black unisex graphic tee featuring half of a pensive woman's face. The other half is a vertical "Boards of Canada" logotype. The vinyl cover is light blue-green and says "boards of canada" in monospace font.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 21/09/2026

Keiko at sunset by the lake.

A Keeshond puppy posing dramatically by a small lake at sunset

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 19/09/2026

Friday night. Assembling a popcorn cart under HER watchful eye…

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18/09/2026

Me and my friends waiting for the AI bubble to pop

Beastie Boys in the “Three MC's and One DJ” video. Mike D and Ad-Rock stand beside each other, arms each with one arm up to form an arch. The other arms are held out and to the side, gripping microphones. MCA is standing in the “arch”, slightly bowing, holding a mic like he’s making an offering.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 17/09/2026

If you want to, you should. I would say that you *must*, even with everything.

Angela as a guy in 2007. Bearded, awkward, dead-eyed

Angela recently, happy and confident in a bathroom mirror selfie

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 14/09/2026

DVS shows up after eight months to post a little something and instantly obliterates my playlist for the rest of the day. It’s DVTV time again baybeeee. Bare-knuckle sandwiches smothered in duck sauce

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 13/09/2026

Thank you, Angela who took this screenshot seven years ago. It was nice to read this again.

“Sleeping In The Forest” by Mary Oliver

I thought the earth remembered me, she took me back so tenderly, arranging her dark skirts, her pockets full of lichens and seeds. I slept as never before, a stone on the riverbed, nothing
between me and the white fire of the stars but my thoughts, and they floated light as moths among the branches of the perfect trees. All night
I heard the small kingdoms breathing around me, the insects, and the birds who do their work in the darkness. All night I rose and fell, as if in water, grappling with a luminous doom. By morning I had vanished at least a dozen times into something better.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 09/09/2026

Marco Arment you are today's Stinker of the Week

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 09/09/2026

No one did it better. Top of the game. Everyone out of the pool.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 07/09/2026

It feels so good to be acknowledged for my work. Now if only people would stop using my creations against me, especially in Cryo!

Discord screenshot.

Angela: “Sponsored Night Marsh is my home and I live there. I have a little bungalow in the reeds just south of Maintenance. That's where all the rod salvage is that Traxus always wants you to find. I have it and I need it, for my work.”

Another user replies: “this is the woman who makes and distributes mizzys”

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 06/09/2026

I got some shit to do if I want that Archivist title. #marathon

Spreadsheet showing a list of the remaining lore-related valuables that I have to obtain and exfil in Marathon. It's a lot.

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 06/09/2026

These perfect lyrics from Lex Walton's "Hipster Runoff" have been repeating in my mind for days. They are sand around which my resentment and despair can accrete. Once I can hold in my hand a shitty little pearl of smirking hatred maybe I can throw it away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoHMY...

Wall street got occupied, Kony got 2012'd
And what do we have to show for it?
Cops are killing moms in their cars
Cuz you wanted to say “retard”
I know it's obvious, I know it's the obvious thing to say
And it's not gonna change anyone's mind
But you know if they're gonna round us all up tomorrow
I just want you to know
That I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I despise you and everything you stand for

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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 06/09/2026

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a smiling Mac Plus doing a skateboard trick

Clip art of a smiling Mac Plus floating at an angle above a skateboard

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