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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast

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Tabletop Entertainers. Podcaster. Blogger. Reviewer. Guest and Review Coverage Questions? Email magic@werenotwizards.com linktr.ee/werenotwizards Its our tenth year doing this..

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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/08/2026
E565 is now live for your enjoyment. Where we chat Wondrous Creatures, New Angeles, Vantage, Box Box Solutions and more.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 02/06/2026
This is the man who literally got me interested in gaming, the worlds of fantasy and I reckon we look alike enough I can say. 'Here's me and my dad, Sir Ian Livingstone' (I'm on the right)
Me and Sir Ian Livingstone.

I'm on the right.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 30/04/2026
Currently being menaced by 'Cardborious Critiquious'
Dan Thurot looking disturbed by a green winged butterfly.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 22/04/2026
Why are you all surprised. It's always the wizards.
Motherfucking Wizard Bastard
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 22/04/2026
It tracks, motherfucker is a wizard.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 02/04/2026
New album dropping this year.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 16/03/2026
An amazing weekend at Airecon.
The A hall in Airecon
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 09/03/2026
The Tower of @aireconuk.bsky.social
A pile of games set for Airecon. 
Kaiser Cucumber 
Pixel Tactics
Cardia
Flip 7
The gang
I made you a mixtape
Kinfire Delve x 2
Manipulate 
Strike
Dinosaur Gauge
Cursed court 
Ponzi scheme 
Donning the Purple
Rebellion plus expansion
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 26/02/2026
I can't be fucked being fucked anymore.
Because if I do things for free then I'm stupid because apparently I need to be hustling. 
If I get paid then I'm a marketing shill. 
If I sell games then it's borderline unethical. 

Do what you want. Let the audience decide. Let them clap or boo. 
I think what I'm most tired about, and also most guilty of is looking for division in the smallest of things when it actually doesn't really matter. 
Not really. 

Everyone is right to be passionate about this subject.
 But I think we're all falling into the religious preaching trap. That our own practices should be practiced by other people. When clearly I can go out there and find five people who agree and disagree with me. All over fucking cardboard of all things. 

And I'm a glorious hypocrite because I am the first to shout the loudest about such nonsense but in the grand scheme of things I dunno if it is just shouting at clouds. 
Be true to yourself I guess. You'll be equally kissed and scathed..
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 13/02/2026
Today is our 10th Birthday.
On the 13th February 2016 the first episode of We're Not Wizards was released.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 13/02/2026
You have no idea how long it took to make this.. @incredibledream.bsky.social
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 27/09/2025
I did some window effect painting today for the first time to see how easy it is to do. Pleased with how it turned out.
A painting in acrylic, depicting a window covered in frost that has been drawn on in certain places to show the garden outside. A painting in acrylic, depicting a window covered in frost that has been drawn on in certain places to show the garden outside.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/09/2025
Talking a bit about sponsored content when you're well established. Kind of.. New episode is live for all you lovelies.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/08/2025
I wish to make a complaint @incredibledream.bsky.social
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 27/07/2025
Bunch of cowards. Pathetic.
Image showing codenames has blocked our account
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 26/07/2025
'As this is an ongoing discussion' Bitch please, you turned off comments on the Instagram and Facebook post you cowards. Just say "We're trying to protect our cash cow" and be done with it. Embarrassing. Also, remember the creators who cover this or give it any oxygen at all.

Why we created the new licensed version of Codenames 📜

When we embarked on creating the newly announced version of Codenames many years ago, it was a dream coming true for many of us at CGE. The vast world of magic featured in the upcoming Codenames has been a source of inspiration. It ignited a passion for learning English and exploring new worlds through reading. It shaped our childhoods, sparked imagination, or gave comfort in difficult times. We know many people around the world share the same sentiment about this universe, even among those who have been hurt by the public views and actions of its creator. Deciding whether those feelings should also transfer to the once-beloved world is up to everyone, and we fully respect and understand those who do not wish to engage with this game. We still believe in the magic of stories and the connection they create between people.
As this is an ongoing conversation, we encourage everyone to approach discussion with care, empathy, and respect—both online and in person.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 12/07/2025
Rampage is still a huge amount of fun after all these years. A game that earns bruises and bashes the more you play it.
Rampage board game in full set up. Various pieces of cardboard are stacked on wooden meeples to represent buildings while wooden monsterz look on.Rampage board game in full set up. Various pieces of cardboard are stacked on wooden meeples to represent buildings while wooden monsterz look on.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 01/05/2025
My original Strike arena cracked and so I made a new one and painted it.
Home made arena for the board game Strike. Series of foam boards in concentric circles painted to look like stone, water, grass. Home made arena for the board game Strike. Series of foam boards in concentric circles painted to look like stone, water, grass. Overhead view Home made arena for the board game Strike. Series of foam boards in concentric circles painted to look like stone, water, grass. Home made arena for the board game Strike. Series of foam boards in concentric circles painted to look like stone, water, grass.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 27/03/2025
I think there's a new podcast episode coming out Tomorrow. Episode 545 to be precise. Here's the artwork, which will probably be the ongoing artwork going forward. www.werenotwizards.co.uk is where you'll find links.
Just some friends sitting together as smiley lads while they play boardgames. 
The text says we're not wizards, 
Something old, something new, something awful. 
Then two names at the bottom Luke Prior and Richard Simpson
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 19/03/2025
One of the best games ever. Yogi from @stuffbybez.bsky.social
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 13/03/2025
A selection of board games being taken to Airecon for the weekend. Including Distilled, expeditions, re;act, Wyrmspan, Endangered and Star wars unlimited, altered, flesh and blood
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 22/12/2024
This looks interesting. Huge change to the game structure to encourage multiple purchase or card decks instead of war bands. Interesting times.
Embergard box art picture from games workshop.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 18/12/2024
Current state of these people. So called 'fans'
A meme that has Pablo escalator sitting on various things alone. 
First text box says
Grown Men being sad because they can't fall to videogame characters 

Second text box
Grown Men getting upset a Star wars show made for kids isn't made with them in mind. 

Third text. 
Grown Men using Woke as a noun, verb, adjective and ultimately their identity.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 30/11/2024
Reminder that every time @cityofgameshq.bsky.social releases a new game I'm going to remind him of the lack of dogs in his games. Currently I reckon Lord Vesh is a dog. Hence his dislike.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 21/11/2024
Kind of...
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 21/11/2024
Big lads. None of your flimsy tiny ship nonsense. Chonks.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 20/11/2024
I put the comic down at this point and clapped.. I'm really enjoying Absolute Batman.
Batman using the symbol on his chest as an axe.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 20/11/2024
Behold. My stuff. Iron Factory do some brilliant 3rd party transformers. Yes. I'm a 49 year old boy who likes robots.
Collection of iron factory transformers. Yes. I'm a massive sad old nerd manCollection of several transformers from iron factory.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 19/11/2024
Sankore from @ospreygames.bsky.social is a symphony of colour and pastels and descisions, all building up to where you put your books. It's very impressive and big and crunchy.
Player board from Sankore by Osprey games. Four rows of different meeples on the board with scroll tokens representing lessons.The main board for Sankore from osprey gamesThe mathematics part of the board from Sankore The philosophy part of the board for Sankore from osprey games
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 24/10/2024
Well Stamp Swap is pretty. But you're here for the sharp wit.. so here. You. Go...
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 22/10/2024
I'm brilliant. Mostly.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 08/08/2024
Thank you to everyone who listens.
We've reached 200k downloads on our little podcast. Only wizards reach this level.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 26/04/2024
When you feel like you're being watched but they're friendly...
A picture of a back garden looking through horizontal blinds at a sand pit that appears to have a smiling faceA picture of a back garden looking through horizontal blinds at a sand pit that appears to have a smiling face closer upA picture of a back garden looking through horizontal blinds at a sand pit that appears to have a smiling face closer stillA picture of a back garden looking through horizontal blinds at a sand pit that appears to have a smiling face when you completely focus on it
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 10/04/2024
Timely Reminder..
Sign that reads 'Wizards are prohibited. You know what you did'
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 21/03/2024
It's very disappointing, just like Magic the Gathering
Flipping the bird at Star wars unlimited
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 19/03/2024
Here's the current collection.
Collection of various boardgames sitting in a cupboard.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 07/03/2024
About to start my hot boy 18XX summer..
18xx china box in car seat
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/03/2024
Been getting back into painting after far too long. Pretty pleased with this first attempt after so long. Took about 5 hours in total.
Arlo my cockapoo lying on his back cuddling his teddy. Photograph.Arlo my cockapoo lying on his back cuddling his teddy. Painting in acrylics on canvas
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 14/12/2023
Who you gonna call...
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 13/12/2023
State of this.
Arlo the cockapoo lying on a furry pink blanket. Twat.Arlo the cockapoo lying on a furry pink blanket. Twat
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 04/12/2023
Ready for winter. Got my Wizard Hat, my Wizard Gloves and my cozy and warm Wizards sleeve.
Wizards Hat, Gloves and Sleeve in picture.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 02/12/2023
Hey @karajaneadams.bsky.social Snon.
Snowy Garden scene
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 29/11/2023
My Spotify wrapped is so late 40s white male.. With a sprinkling of Nikki Minaj.
Spotify Wrapped 
Artists
1 ice cube
2 Eminem
3 pearl jam
4 public enemy
5 REM

1 take me to church
2 tribute
3 doing dumb shit 
4 super bass
5 killing in the name of
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 29/11/2023
Look, Its going to be really difficult to simply tell the difference between AI and real person made work.. Is it Darren? Is it?...
Advert for Kickstarter game showthing the AI ChatGPT tags that are celarly broken and not working and I'm laughing at how shit it looks.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 08/11/2023
On occasion I will think about burning everything to the ground and go back to playing board games without the attached media nonsense. On other days I will spend five minutes chuckling away at something funny I said as I'm editing the podcast. It is a strange time indeed.
Clown mask label
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 07/11/2023
Dunno if @kovray.bsky.social is on here much, but this is very welcoming indeed..
Welcome pack for Kinfire Chronicles. Nights Fall.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 07/11/2023
I'm incredibly excited to dive into this one. Especially since it's got the magic 1 - 4 players..
Kinfire Chronicles Night's Fall huge box. About 30 x 30 cm and 20cm high.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/11/2023
So my boy really liked @ospreygames.bsky.social General Orders. @djackthompson.bsky.social knocking it out of the park again.
General Orders from Osprey games. A worker placement war game on a very small board.General Orders from Osprey games. A worker placement war game on a very small board.General Orders from Osprey games. A worker placement war game on a very small board.
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 06/11/2023
Cakes of Doom. Super cute game that turned up at the weekend.
Cake of Doom board game with 3 gluten and dairy free cakes of doom
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We're Not Wizards Board Game Podcast @werenotwizards.com · 08/10/2023
I'm really really liking Expeditions.
Expeditions from Stonemaier Games being played on a wooden table.Expeditions from Stonemaier Games being played on a wooden table.Expeditions from Stonemaier Games being played on a wooden table.Expeditions from Stonemaier Games being played on a wooden table.
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