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Arzhur

@werebear.dad
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Kinky bear in the PNW.

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Cyberwuff @cyberwuff.bsky.social · 4h
Pic from Kemira of my polar bear form in a bit of a predicament. (They're not on Bsky, so find them on FA...). Thanks to them for their work on this. :) www.furaffinity.net/view/66737564/
An anthropomorphic polar bear wearing a metal chastity belt and harness, which is chained to a rail. Arrows along the wall indicate the direction he should go in.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 13/10/2026
Oh, turning fifty is no big deal... ...is what I kept telling myself when I turned fifty.
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Cyberwuff @cyberwuff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anyone know any good tattoo artists that can do circuitry/PCB-style designs? Ideally in Toronto or SW Ontario, but if an artist is comfortable doing designs for someone they'll not be tattooing themselves, then that could work also. Thanks.
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Kripi @kripidraws.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Be careful when walking through the woods at night, you never know what might be lurking in the dark" Piece done for North #furry #furryart #nsfw
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 29/09/2026
MST3K taught me that this is called a "buffalo shot." There are quite a few involving loincloths in the Gor movies they mocked. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
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Urban Dictionary: buffalo shot
buffalo shot: A brief flash of genitalia captured on film, possibly by accident.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 24/09/2026
I was confirming for Kody and others, but thank you for your vigilance! It's always important to cite sources when making AI accusations. *I* have been accused of being AI on the phone because I'm reasonably well-spoken and professional. "No, ma'am. I'm an actual person. You can speak normally."
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 24/09/2026
Sadly, confirmed. The US Dept. of the Interior appears to have made a sloptical illusion here.
An AI-generated pixel art image of a bear eating a salmon. It's part of an X post from the US Dept. of the Interior. Text reads:

"Chub in the tub,
Chunk in the trunk,
Salmon gets spotted,
Salmon gets dunked.

Big on the belly,
Thick through the thighs,
Winter is coming,
Supersize."

The pixel art image is made to look like a video game. The text at the bottom of the image reads "THICK THIGHS, SAVE LIVES."
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 12/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 09/09/2026
🖖🏻
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 06/09/2026
Bless their hearts. At least they're trying. lnkd.in/p/gd8pFEau
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 03/09/2026
Please accept my condolences. You gave her such a wonderful life. I'm sure she appreciated every moment of it spent with you.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 19/08/2026
Some of my experiences with Mormons in Saudi Arabia were...interesting. My mom was religious (not Mormon or Catholic) and BPD. I share your cynicism. Sadly, that cynicism has also served me very, very well over the years. Good boundaries lead to happier lives. www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36T...
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Fuller - I'M STARTING A CULT (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Fuller
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 17/08/2026
Yeah, you'd be hot in that. 😈
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 10/08/2026
I have a fucking book coming out and I cannot get artists to reliably commit to creating cover art for it. There's going to be a freakin' legal contract for it and everything. It's money on the table and good exposure. Yet everyone's still flaky as French pastry.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 03/08/2026
This timeline is so fucking baffling. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/s...
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The Bears Are on Ozempic (Gift Article)
An annual celebration of bears — gay men on the bigger and hairier side — feels different in the age of GLP-1s.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 19/07/2026
Hmm, I suppose you do need at least an A17 for this BS, don't you? 🤔
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 19/07/2026
Next iPad will come preloaded with 27 and no way to downgrade.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 19/07/2026
Do it fast or you'll get stuck with the new AI-riddled iPadOS 27!
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bear Textures 🐻💦 (Full on patreon)
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Paddle @paddlebear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🌕🐺WOLF ENCOUNTER🐺🌕
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 30/06/2026
I wrote both the senators for my district. What are you doing to stop censorship?
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 25/06/2026
Excellent! 👏🏻
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 23/06/2026
Oh, and yes, this is a shit-ton of work. Welcome to the world of drinking tea. It's more of a lifestyle or a job than a beverage.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 23/06/2026
4. (Optional.) If you are a fancy bastard, and gods know I am, get an electric milk frother. I stir my foam into chai, even when icing it. Just pouring milk in can make the tea watery. Fluff that fucker. www.amazon.com/Electric-Aut...
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 23/06/2026
1. You do not want anything sold in tea bags. Those are the devil's tampons. Skip 'em. 2. Get a teapot like this. You brew in it, and the bottom is spring-loaded for easy pouring. grosche.ca/products/abe... 3. Buy loose leaf. I recommend David's Tea. I'm a chai drinker myself. davidstea.com/en-us
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Mark Wulfgar @markwulfgar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Another pride bust @cyberwuff.bsky.social
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 08/06/2026
May many years of happiness follow!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 06/06/2026
You had me until "pineapple." 🤣
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 06/06/2026
Is that prosciutto and jalapeno in the back?!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 01/06/2026
These are the same folks behind Tweetbot, so they've always relied on subscriptions to keep on working. #Ivory is the gold standard for #Fediverse apps. Always happy to help fund their work!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 01/06/2026
Congratulations on all your hard work! Much respect!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 01/06/2026
...which is why I self-host on Masto.host. They do all the heavy lifting of patching, maintenance, etc., and I get all the PHENOMENAL ADMIN POWER! It's always funny when some puritan sends me a complaint about adult content. Like, I AM the manager, Karen.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 30/05/2026
On the upside, it's certainly a good way to screen out creeps before they can tie you up and throw consent out the window. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 14/05/2026
Jessie's Girl entered that phase at the end of Coheed and Cambria's collaboration with Rick Springfield. youtu.be/BTGo-JHuCGc?...
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Coheed and Cambria - Jessie's Girl 2 ft. Rick Springfield (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Coheed and Cambria
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 11/05/2026
+1 to adorableness!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 11/05/2026
Well mine was in The Cell, so... you might not want to see it as much as you think.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 11/05/2026
Happy birthday!
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 05/05/2026
+1 upvote for keeping the cute pup belly.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 02/05/2026
I never thought I'd say these words in my lifetime, but... BOYCOTT DRUMMER. If you want to roll over for Big Brother, that's a kink I *can't* get into.
We're Beefing Up Security.
DRUMMER
Dear [name],
We've upgraded our online systems. Sharper. Cleaner.
Built for what's next. Because of that, when you return,
you'll need to reset your password. Simple process -
gets you right back inside.
RESET MY PASSWORD
We've also aligned with global shifts around access to
adult content, and have implemented Yoti for age
estimation. The first time you place a new order or
attempt to access any content that requires the viewer
to be over 18, you'll be asked to confirm your age.
Easiest option: age estimation. It takes under a minute
- snap a photo, Al handles the rest, and the image is
deleted during processing. If that doesn't work for some
reason, choose one of the other two options. This is a
one-time process. None of your personal information
is stored anywhere.
- DRUMMER
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 30/04/2026
Read this while listening to Ed Zitron's Better Offline podcast. 💯
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 28/04/2026
I keep hoping Apple will pull its head out of its ass and improve the quality of its software, but that is mighty unlikely. The latest update to Safari is awful. I've never had so many pages load and fail to render before. I usually have to close and reopen the entire browser as a fix. 🤬
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 27/04/2026
This children's show seems very adult. Is it on Logo?
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Ben300 @ben300.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I see you, over there...
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 22/04/2026
Don't worry. Their next brilliant move will be to bury their mummy-child in a pet cemetery. Gage needs a play buddy.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 21/04/2026
I feel that pain on Safari acutely. It just seems... glitchier. Never had so many problems with pages loading and not rendering before!
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Cyberwuff @cyberwuff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bear bot & his drone. 8) Felt like drawing these two again. Hope you enjoy.
A robotic anthropomorphic bear with glowing blue trim, holding a cyborg anthropomorphic bear with an orange visor and armour with orange trim close against his torso. A dribble of glowing blue liquid can be seen leaking out the latter's mouth and down his chin.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 14/04/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
A bar coaster with text:

Five Rules to Remember in Life
1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2.Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 09/04/2026
I really do believe that executive types are DETERMINED not to see AI problems. They're just so in love with the idea of firing all their meat-units and replacing them with software. Bad output? Errors? Liability? PAH! 🤖
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 09/04/2026
Good, because that sample image from last year looks way too much like a body horror scene from The Backrooms series of YouTube videos. Only it was a camcorder that had someone's misshapen fingers wrapped around it, and not a tablet facing the wrong way. 🙀
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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 09/04/2026
My condolences on your loss. May the hurt heal and the love linger.
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