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Arzhur

@werebear.dad

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Kinky bear in the PNW.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 24/09/2026

Sadly, confirmed. The US Dept. of the Interior appears to have made a sloptical illusion here.

An AI-generated pixel art image of a bear eating a salmon. It's part of an X post from the US Dept. of the Interior. Text reads:

"Chub in the tub,
Chunk in the trunk,
Salmon gets spotted,
Salmon gets dunked.

Big on the belly,
Thick through the thighs,
Winter is coming,
Supersize."

The pixel art image is made to look like a video game. The text at the bottom of the image reads "THICK THIGHS, SAVE LIVES."

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 02/05/2026

I never thought I'd say these words in my lifetime, but... BOYCOTT DRUMMER. If you want to roll over for Big Brother, that's a kink I *can't* get into.

We're Beefing Up Security.
DRUMMER
Dear [name],
We've upgraded our online systems. Sharper. Cleaner.
Built for what's next. Because of that, when you return,
you'll need to reset your password. Simple process -
gets you right back inside.
RESET MY PASSWORD
We've also aligned with global shifts around access to
adult content, and have implemented Yoti for age
estimation. The first time you place a new order or
attempt to access any content that requires the viewer
to be over 18, you'll be asked to confirm your age.
Easiest option: age estimation. It takes under a minute
- snap a photo, Al handles the rest, and the image is
deleted during processing. If that doesn't work for some
reason, choose one of the other two options. This is a
one-time process. None of your personal information
is stored anywhere.
- DRUMMER

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 14/04/2026

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

A bar coaster with text:

Five Rules to Remember in Life
1. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2.Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 20/01/2026

Bonus points awarded for your Danger 5 reference.

A man reading a copy of Sensible Chuckle magazine, which features a beagle with a pointy blue hat on the cover.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 31/12/2025

And I have to wait until 2pm PT to board my pirate dreadnought for NMS. 😫

A mean-looking pirate ship in No Man's Sky. It's in orbit around a planet with rings like Saturn.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 23/09/2025

Hey, BlueSky. Here's my response to your censorship garbage. I'm posting an image of non-consensual violent sex. Go on. Show me how "reasonable" your new policies are.

Two stick figures. One is kneeling and says "I don't consent." The other is holding a flogger and saying "I'm hard." They are very poorly drawn.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 28/08/2025

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

An Obvious Plant art action figure. It looks like a guy in a suit. Blister pack text:

WARNING:
Adult collectible
choking hazard
Not a toy
A Do not swallow your pride
Ages 14+
May contain small parts
obvious plant
JOYLESS CAREERS
OFFICE WORKER
-Meetings
-Spreadsheets
-Building wealth for someone else
Sit at a computer for 50 gears until you die

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 20/06/2025

I saw this today and thought it was a wonderful sentiment for Pride. ❤️ And yes, I'm the "something else going on" type. www.furaffinity.net/view/61295684/

Panel one: wolf and tiger kissing, caption “For those who are together…”
Panel two: a nude, chubby pig on his phone in bed, caption “…for those who are single…”
Panel three: a young, naked hyena sitting on a couch with a nude boar, raccoon, and elephant behind him, caption “…and for those who have something else going on…”
Fourth panel: capybara in a jockstrap with a rainbow flag, caption “…happy Pride!”

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 04/06/2025

I can't wait until someone hollows out the mouth on this thing and inserts a Fleshlight sleeve.

An AMC ad for a Galactus popcorn bucket. It is a large, purple-and-flesh-colored version of his head.

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Arzhur @werebear.dad · 04/04/2025

SNORLAX! Wait, no, I'm doing this wrong...

A "Who's That Pokemon" card with a vaguely rabbit-like thing. Don't ask me which Pokemon that is. I don't care. It's still being thrown into the fantasy equivalent of a cock fight by merciless trainers. Someone call PokePETA, please.

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