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I don’t think so. Although Alan might want to make that argument. I think she just failed to type a decimal point. #TheArchers

Alan bought some flowers on Carol’s behalf. Possibly to say thank you to Anna. #TheArchers

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“Helen’s right?” Don’t be ridiculous. #TheArchers

It’s so obviously £60.00 for flowers. Alan can simply give £5940.00 back. #TheArchers

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Holy days are their busiest times, but they can probably get cover to go away during the quieter periods of the Church year (like between the 27th and 28th Sundays of Ordinary Time.) #TheArchers

Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 13h

I suspect that there are High Anglican Archdeacons who dress exactly like that (but colour-coded to the Liturgical Season.) #TheArchers

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“Scrumptious” as in suitable for making into scrumpy? Maybe the child will be named Ferret Tumble-Tussock Jaguar Grundy? #TheArchers

Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 14h

Alistair is torn. There's nothing where he used to lie His conversation has run dry That's what's going on Nothing's fine, he’s torn. #TheArchers 2/2

Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 14h

Anna stumbles upon some shocking information. According to Carol’s diary for 22 September 1955, she deliberately set fire to the stables at Grey Gables because she didn’t want Charles Grenville to spend the whole evening watching this new commercial TV station. #TheArchers 1/2

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We have some up on the Cheltenham Escarpment National Nature Reserve. Not sure how sour they are though. #TheArchers

You’ll have to wait until June or July, and then look for them around midnight or later, when they will be glowing away. #TheArchers

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I dunno. Give them enough Tumble Tussock cider and both those things could happen. #TheArchers

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If she wants things that live in dark damp places, why doesn’t Anna simply invite all the Grundys to the memorial event? #TheArchers

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You can have an Earl of Wessex Gold Award for pedantry, but only when the little Earl is old enough to award it (little - he’s actually already 18 years old.) #TheArchers

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Once a dispute like this reaches the point that a hearing is involved, neither party has any real control. It’s all up to the judge (or magistrate.) #TheArchers

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Do you want a bronze award for pedantry? #TheArchers

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Slipshod gum recision? Whatever happened to the teenage molar shifts? #TheArchers

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Neil’s version would be “this little piggy went to market, so did this one, and this one, and this one. But this little piggy needs another week or two to get up to condition.” #TheArchers

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Roast beef, watercress and whipped feta, left over from Monday’s episode. #TheArchers

Before coming up with a name for Eddie and Clarrie, Baby Grundy needs to come up with a name for himself. #TheArchers

Amber becomes overwhelmed. It seems that all her sponsors are sending her whelms (short for “high wellness elements”), the new trendy term for the basics of being a new mother. She can’t move for sample packs of fashion nappies and nursing bras inspired by cabbage leaves. #TheArchers 2/2

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Clarrie’s concerns bubble to the surface. “That means that they are cooked through,” she explains to Keira. “Now we can serve them up to Eddie and he won’t take a blind bit of notice.” #TheArchers 1/2

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That would be a plot twist for the ages. #TheArchers

I think they are probably just regular worms who have had a glow up with the help of Chelsea’s cosmetic expertise. Think smokey eyes and accentuated cheekbones. #TheArchers

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Still together I believe, for better or worse. #TheArchers

That or be eaten by migrating birds. #TheArchers

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Soft southern cat wouldn’t be able to cope with the mean streets of Sunderland. #TheArchers

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What’s with all this small animal vetting? Surely Alistair should have his hand up the back end of a cow while Paul stands around being useless? #TheArchers

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“Just leftovers from Sunday. How does a caviar and truffled truffle sandwich on a brioche d’orée sound?” #TheArchers

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A release of non-glowing juvenile glow worms. A spectacle for the ages. #TheArchers

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Bob and his dog Bobbie. The cat, Bobbin, and the goldfish, Wet Bob, were left at home this time. #TheArchers

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Is The Summerlands really just another name for The Laurels? #TheArchers

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I fear you’ll get Big Al and Little Paul. #TheArchers

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Anna tending to Carol’s lady garden. #TheArchers

Alan offers some comfort. “Hello Amber, I can’t help noticing that baby Ferret’s clothes are looking a bit scratchy. Here’s some fabric conditioner. I got it for Carol but she won’t be needing it anymore.” #TheArchers 2/2

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