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Wendy

@wendyrmonkey.bsky.social
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Writer (find me at wendyrobinson.substack.com), higher ed nerd, lover of Minnesota . Nothing I post here is meant to reflect any current/future/former employers… it’s all just me yapping

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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
New post up on my Substack about the grief and joys of parenting teens who are about to up and leave you. wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/brotato-sa... Maybe you’d like to read and subscribe? I’d love it if you did!
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Have children so that, one day, you too can make the transition from “mama” to “mom” to (checks notes) “brotato salad”
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I am not good at puzzles but here is one of the reasons I like them: if you have a puzzle out in a communal space, everyone will stop for a little while to work on it, even teenagers
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Sweet Lego art from my baby ❤️
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Love this section
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
My first two thoughts, as a Minnesota mom, seeing this forecast: 1. Ha, suck it ICE 2. This might actually be cold enough that I don’t have to fight with my middle schooler to get her to wear a coat to school
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’m not good at puzzles but I am trying to do more activities that defrag my brain a little and aren’t attached to the 24/7 doom machines. This is 1500 pieces and I fear I am out of my depth.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Chonk the chicken says get back to work (Chonk is kind of bossy)
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It’s just the four of us for Thanksgiving this year but feeling good about the menu and the amount of cooking I have to do (fairly minimal) And, yes, that says Snickers salad.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Self-care sometimes means ordering more notebooks that I might not technically need and enjoying how pretty the boxes are when it arrives 😍
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I hate working out in the morning but i woke up earlier than I needed to (time zone challenges) and went to the hotel gym at 6am. Gonna be vaguely smug about this for the rest of the day.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’ve never straightened my kids’ hair and I don’t plan to… but i’m guessing his hair would be halfway down his back if I did. (His hair is so gorgeously curly and I love it so much)
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Raining and 58 degrees for the kick off of my son’s soccer game tonight. Yep, summer really is over.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’m in two book clubs and both of them chose this book for this month and WHEW I need to talk about the ending, so I am very glad too have two spaces to do that
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Why is it that I can go days without getting a spam call and then I have days like today where I’ve had 11 spam calls in 4 hours? This is so annoying and also why I never have the ringer on my phone
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
These are my current candy obsession and they are out of stock almost everywhere (apparently they truly are a limited edition) and I found three bags at a random convenience store in Detroit and it made my whole damn day
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Me and my very best girl
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Two years difference is wild
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
About to crush this child in Skipbo, as a loving mother does
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Minnesota kids are just built different
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Ik wist niet dat we een pioenroos struik hadden toen we ons huis kochten, dus het was zo’n leuke verrassing onze eerste zomer toen hij begon te bloeien
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Anticipation
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Me and my boy
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Accurate
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Time to start a new book… the two candidates that came with me on vacation are both appealing but maybe I’ll go with Butter?
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Current view, which is basically just a full reset for my nervous system
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
New post! wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/the-lesson...
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Funny because it is true
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
ICYMI… new post yesterday with some Met Gala fashion predictions and a good old fashion link round-up. wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/met-gala-2...
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Love this
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Why some colleges are going back to requiring test scores and why that might actually be the ethical thing to do: collegesanity.substack.com/p/test-optio...
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
He got his permit in June and FINALLY has enough hours to take his driver’s license test tomorrow. Crossing all my fingers and toes for him to pass.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The $100,000 a year college has arrived… but what does that actually mean for what people will have to pay? collegesanity.substack.com/p/the-100000...
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“Crew of icons” okay, calm down CBS (This whole thing is so stupid and wasteful)
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
New post at Open Water today wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/justice-an...
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
75 days until I am back on the lake for my favorite week of the year. C’mon June….
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
These are so damn good
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
New post! Is college still worth it? Spoiler alert: yes collegesanity.substack.com
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Posting from my office to remind myself at home where the hell all my straw cups are…. Take home your cups, Wendy
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Tell me you have teenagers without telling me you have teenagers… (Where are all my spoons?? They don’t eat in their rooms so I must assume they’ve gone to school or sports practices and then been thrown away. Sigh)
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Bless the neighbors who get up early and snowblower the entire block before I was even out of bed this morning. Nine inches of snow and it will all be gone by the weekend because well in the 50s by Saturday. Ah, lovely spring in #Minnesota
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I didn’t get a chance to workout yesterday so surprised to see that my step count was this high… and then I realized that I got over 3000 steps while I was doing my kids’ hair. It shouldn’t “count” as steps but, dang, 4 hours of detangling, twisting, and braiding is not nothing, I guess
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Here’s hoping we don’t get to my name …
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My son is 16 now, taller than me, and very fit from many hours a week on the soccer pitch. I love the person he is now SO much, but sometimes I miss the days when he was just round and smiley. He was such a cute baby.
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Got some candy for my work trip travels and I feel like I made some bold, but potentially controversial, choices
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Editing a report for work and appreciating that I work with people who can handle a little light grammar based teasing
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Current #audiobook is fun and diverting, which is 100% what I need right now
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
On the one hand, I’m glad that my son is actually reading his book for English class and trying to take notes… on the other hand, we might need to talk about how to be slightly more selective about the notes
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Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I sincerely do not need to see this many angles of myself pooping
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