Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026New post up on my Substack about the grief and joys of parenting teens who are about to up and leave you. wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/brotato-sa... Maybe you’d like to read and subscribe? I’d love it if you did! 210
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Have children so that, one day, you too can make the transition from “mama” to “mom” to (checks notes) “brotato salad” 070
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I am not good at puzzles but here is one of the reasons I like them: if you have a puzzle out in a communal space, everyone will stop for a little while to work on it, even teenagers 080
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My first two thoughts, as a Minnesota mom, seeing this forecast: 1. Ha, suck it ICE 2. This might actually be cold enough that I don’t have to fight with my middle schooler to get her to wear a coat to school 1120
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I’m not good at puzzles but I am trying to do more activities that defrag my brain a little and aren’t attached to the 24/7 doom machines. This is 1500 pieces and I fear I am out of my depth. 130
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Chonk the chicken says get back to work (Chonk is kind of bossy) 050
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/11/2025It’s just the four of us for Thanksgiving this year but feeling good about the menu and the amount of cooking I have to do (fairly minimal) And, yes, that says Snickers salad. 0120
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Self-care sometimes means ordering more notebooks that I might not technically need and enjoying how pretty the boxes are when it arrives 😍 080
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I hate working out in the morning but i woke up earlier than I needed to (time zone challenges) and went to the hotel gym at 6am. Gonna be vaguely smug about this for the rest of the day. 2310
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I’ve never straightened my kids’ hair and I don’t plan to… but i’m guessing his hair would be halfway down his back if I did. (His hair is so gorgeously curly and I love it so much) 050
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Raining and 58 degrees for the kick off of my son’s soccer game tonight. Yep, summer really is over. 010
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2025I’m in two book clubs and both of them chose this book for this month and WHEW I need to talk about the ending, so I am very glad too have two spaces to do that 540
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Why is it that I can go days without getting a spam call and then I have days like today where I’ve had 11 spam calls in 4 hours? This is so annoying and also why I never have the ringer on my phone 010
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2025These are my current candy obsession and they are out of stock almost everywhere (apparently they truly are a limited edition) and I found three bags at a random convenience store in Detroit and it made my whole damn day 040
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2025About to crush this child in Skipbo, as a loving mother does 150
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Ik wist niet dat we een pioenroos struik hadden toen we ons huis kochten, dus het was zo’n leuke verrassing onze eerste zomer toen hij begon te bloeien 000
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Time to start a new book… the two candidates that came with me on vacation are both appealing but maybe I’ll go with Butter? 120
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Current view, which is basically just a full reset for my nervous system 3141
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2025ICYMI… new post yesterday with some Met Gala fashion predictions and a good old fashion link round-up. wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/met-gala-2... 000
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Why some colleges are going back to requiring test scores and why that might actually be the ethical thing to do: collegesanity.substack.com/p/test-optio... 100
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 17/04/2025He got his permit in June and FINALLY has enough hours to take his driver’s license test tomorrow. Crossing all my fingers and toes for him to pass. 050
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The $100,000 a year college has arrived… but what does that actually mean for what people will have to pay? collegesanity.substack.com/p/the-100000... 100
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2025“Crew of icons” okay, calm down CBS (This whole thing is so stupid and wasteful) 030
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025New post at Open Water today wendyrobinson.substack.com/p/justice-an... 100
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/202575 days until I am back on the lake for my favorite week of the year. C’mon June…. 150
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025New post! Is college still worth it? Spoiler alert: yes collegesanity.substack.com 020
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Posting from my office to remind myself at home where the hell all my straw cups are…. Take home your cups, Wendy 030
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Tell me you have teenagers without telling me you have teenagers… (Where are all my spoons?? They don’t eat in their rooms so I must assume they’ve gone to school or sports practices and then been thrown away. Sigh) 110
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Bless the neighbors who get up early and snowblower the entire block before I was even out of bed this morning. Nine inches of snow and it will all be gone by the weekend because well in the 50s by Saturday. Ah, lovely spring in #Minnesota 070
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I didn’t get a chance to workout yesterday so surprised to see that my step count was this high… and then I realized that I got over 3000 steps while I was doing my kids’ hair. It shouldn’t “count” as steps but, dang, 4 hours of detangling, twisting, and braiding is not nothing, I guess 020
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025My son is 16 now, taller than me, and very fit from many hours a week on the soccer pitch. I love the person he is now SO much, but sometimes I miss the days when he was just round and smiley. He was such a cute baby. 0120
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Got some candy for my work trip travels and I feel like I made some bold, but potentially controversial, choices 350
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Editing a report for work and appreciating that I work with people who can handle a little light grammar based teasing 040
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Current #audiobook is fun and diverting, which is 100% what I need right now 020
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025On the one hand, I’m glad that my son is actually reading his book for English class and trying to take notes… on the other hand, we might need to talk about how to be slightly more selective about the notes 010
Wendy @wendyrmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I sincerely do not need to see this many angles of myself pooping 110