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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I immediately noticed this, but figured I shouldn’t say anything out loud because I didn’t want to explain it to my wife

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hang them upside down in a power plant exhaust tube

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What a disgusting voice. Figures you’d put this loser front and center but yeesh. Pathetic.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Morning boot sequences do be failing like that sometimes

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

stop complaining i have my charts and i have decided that a certain amount of unnecessary suffering is Actually A Good Thing

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BUT IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES i scream as i kick the most vulnerable into the cold I WILL HELP YOU LATER i sob as i shove the few into the wood chipper WHY WONT YOU SUPPORT ME dont you know how much worse it could get for others after u die

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am smashing buy on this shit from the strength of your reputation in my mind palace alone

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have to go into a menu system to turn on my heated seats. It fucking sucks shit.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You don’t ever have to agree with the pedophile rapist, idiot.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“Trying to look nice is a personal affront to me” is admitting an awful lot about them

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They should fear guillotines not these weak ass centrist Dems that can be bribed for next to nothing.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AI is the robots revenge for dubstep they didn’t like us listening to the sound of them fucking

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

They’re that small? They don’t deserve any senators.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You love to see racist pieces of garbage get their shit rocked

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Destroy them all I mutter to myself as I finish at the atm. They want to take everything from you I whisper as I leave the grocery store. Nothing is safe from them I seethe as I eat in the drive thru’s parking lot.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Did my research. Started giving my 17 year old stepson my peptide stack. He’s gonna make varsity this year. Im gonna live forever.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Mr President sir the uss Lincoln is completely out of dr squatch soap sir our shit is well and truly fucked

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

These roads, this car, my life. All built for speed i whisper to myself before jumping over a curb into oncoming traffic is slipping silently into the dark

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

dont be male dont be lonely its epidemic but when i live with my mom its “looser shit’ well i guess i should just die fuck

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What u costal elites don’t understand is the Suburbs will birth the private equity executives who will own ur favorite brand experiences show some respect!!!

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dont make me think i can ever be cool. I was not cool. Nothing you can sell me will ever change that

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

U say ur an old soul but my soul is from a pachycephalosaurus i lower my head and charge to establish my souls dominance

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

we’re vibing as hard as we can and it isn’t working!

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

daughter asked me what she can eat what am i your mind reading food seer fuck outta here there’s snacks in the pantry

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it is 2032 and i am reading harry potter 2nd remastered edition to my son jimotheigh. explaining that its better because harry is in the IDF Dumbledore is still gay but less weird and Voldemort is trans

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Trying to write a good post and realizing I suck at it. Guess I’ll never be woke or gender enough.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Didn’t you help cover up your husband raping children.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My conservative mother in law said she wouldn’t consider an EV unless it has 1,000+ miles of range. Her brain’s been cooked.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It’s like they haven’t tried to not suck. They should just try it!

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Don’t you have a genocide to be cheering on right now

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Not totally true! They’re yelling at the people on the left who want to fight it.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Been a while since I got one. They’re great. Especially the part where they scrape the bottoms of your feet and you have to pretend you’re not extremely ticklish.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I flip. President Fetterman kills himself within two weeks of being inaugurated.

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