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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

stop complaining i have my charts and i have decided that a certain amount of unnecessary suffering is Actually A Good Thing

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

BUT IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES i scream as i kick the most vulnerable into the cold I WILL HELP YOU LATER i sob as i shove the few into the wood chipper WHY WONT YOU SUPPORT ME dont you know how much worse it could get for others after u die

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

AI is the robots revenge for dubstep they didn’t like us listening to the sound of them fucking

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Destroy them all I mutter to myself as I finish at the atm. They want to take everything from you I whisper as I leave the grocery store. Nothing is safe from them I seethe as I eat in the drive thru’s parking lot.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Did my research. Started giving my 17 year old stepson my peptide stack. He’s gonna make varsity this year. Im gonna live forever.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Mr President sir the uss Lincoln is completely out of dr squatch soap sir our shit is well and truly fucked

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

These roads, this car, my life. All built for speed i whisper to myself before jumping over a curb into oncoming traffic is slipping silently into the dark

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

dont be male dont be lonely its epidemic but when i live with my mom its “looser shit’ well i guess i should just die fuck

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What u costal elites don’t understand is the Suburbs will birth the private equity executives who will own ur favorite brand experiences show some respect!!!

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Dont make me think i can ever be cool. I was not cool. Nothing you can sell me will ever change that

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

U say ur an old soul but my soul is from a pachycephalosaurus i lower my head and charge to establish my souls dominance

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

daughter asked me what she can eat what am i your mind reading food seer fuck outta here there’s snacks in the pantry

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

it is 2032 and i am reading harry potter 2nd remastered edition to my son jimotheigh. explaining that its better because harry is in the IDF Dumbledore is still gay but less weird and Voldemort is trans

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Trying to write a good post and realizing I suck at it. Guess I’ll never be woke or gender enough.

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND AT THIS VIDEO HAPPY JULY 4TH

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

It’s getting harder to say tax the rich when our taxes just fund horrific shit.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Gimenez trying to get hit then getting mad when he got hit sealed the Blue Jays as unserious losers. That’s my hot take.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Protecting the K:BB ratio is one of the many smaller battles in the war.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I don’t like this Bad Snell. I would prefer the Good Snell to return.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Kirk died as he lived. Spewing out shit he should have kept inside him.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

The next president needs to publish the names and addresses of everyone who ever worked for ICE or CBP.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Mother in law said we’re more free here than any other countries out there. No one responded.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

@chadmoriyama.bsky.social Please tell me you’re clipping Karros talking mad shit in that last AB

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Can’t wait for Dems to come back in power and try to rebuild the government only to give up when the parliamentarian orders them to stop

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Orchid abstract. Z9, 105mm 2.8. Shot handheld, two blended ICM exposures. f/5, 1/2 sec, ISO 125

Blurred macro photograph of a pink and yellow orchid

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Crushing these thin mints like they’re the windows of a Tesla dealership

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Watching $TSLA go down like it’s the Times Square ball dropping on NYE.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Abstract of the flower from yesterday. Two blended ICM exposures. Z9, 105mm 2.8. Shot handheld at 1/3 sec, f/18, ISO 64

Abstract photo of purple flower petals, intentionally blurred through camera movement and layering multiple exposures

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Took my camera to the orchid show and… well, this little beauty was outside in a planter by the parking lot. Z9, 105mm 2.8, shot handheld at f/7.1, 1/200, 2800 ISO

Macro photograph of a purple flower with yellow pollen in the center. The petals have shining specks and radiate outwards from the center.

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

If you’re naturally ugly that just means your parents were rizzed up

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Got my dog vaccinated and she went woke and sits like this now

Idiot French Bulldog sitting with her legs splayed out all weird

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absinthe makes the hearth crow flounder @wellactuallyno.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Closing the pantry door behind your child after they walk into it only to hear their muffled “hey!” is one of the evergreen joys of being a parent.

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